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mastodon 4.6.6I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. STRANDED IN AMERICA SINCE 2023. IT'S A WHOLE THING.
OMICRON MALE. HIMBO. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. FEARED MICRO-CELEBRITY. VERTEBRATE OF THE YEAR. INTERNET LUNATIC. HE/HIM. TRAHR. BLM. HEEL. UNHINGED. CONNECTIONS TO FUTURAMA CANON ARE REAL BUT TENUOUS. I DO ALL-CAPS AND CARTOON VIOLENCE. YOU CAN'T CHANGE ME.
NOT AN OFFICIAL ACCOUNT. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.
TOOTS POSTED BY @HG@beige.party AGAINST HIS WILL.
I'M LIKE IF CALVIN'S DAD HAD AN ALIEN MONSTER HOBBES.
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Joined March 24, 2023
YELLING:
GUARANTEED
CARAPACE:
LUSTROUS, FRESHLY MOLTED
VIBE:
HOT SPACE LIZARD SUMMER
THREAT LEVEL:
SOMEHOW RISING
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BEING A HATER COSTS NOTHING. WHICH, IN HINDSIGHT, WAS A BIG MISTAKE BY THE HATER COMMUNITY.
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DID YOU SHITLORDS THINK I WOULDN'T NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HELVETICA AND ARIAL?!
WHO DID THIS? I WANT NAMES!!
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I THOUGHT I KNEW WHAT THEY MEANT WHEN THEY SAID KASH PATEL WAS "POUNDING WILD TURKEY ALL NIGHT." NOW, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
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A LESSON OF TRUMP, OR COVID, OR MAMDANI, OR EVEN ME IS THAT THERE ARE TREMENDOUS ADVANTAGES TO BEING SOMETHING THAT THE SYSTEM CANNOT UNDERSTAND.
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THE SYSTEM ISN'T BROKEN, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO MAKE.
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THE PHRASE "GARBAGE IN, GARBAGE OUT" IS NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO BEAR THIS BURDEN.
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SAW THE ELIZABETH HOLMES TRAILER AND, UH, YOU SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO MULCH ANYONE WHO SAYS "I'M NOT THAT PERSON" TO JUSTIFY THEIR OWN BEHAVIOR.
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GULAGS ARE BAD, FINE, WHATEVER, BUT WE SHOULD HAVE THEM AND I SHOULD BE IN CHARGE OF DECIDING WHO GETS SENT TO THEM.
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SPARE ME THE FLOWERY NICETIES, STATE FAIR, AND SHOW ME THE FATTEST PIG YOU'VE GOT.
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REGARDLESS OF YOUR SEX, NORMALIZE TELLING J.D. VANCE TO SUCK YOUR DICK.
OMICRONIAN SPA DAY IS GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN. I AM ONE WITH THE MUD.
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I WALKED BY THE SCIENTOLOGY CENTER (NOT ON PURPOSE) IN DOWNTOWN PORTLAND. THEY WERE ALL "DO YOU HAVE AN ALIEN KING IN YOUR BLOOD?" BABY, I'M ALL ALIEN KING.
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I ASKED THEM IF I COULD CRADLE TOM CRUISE'S HEAD IN MY HANDS AND THEN KICK IT INTO THE WILLAMETTE RIVER, AND THEY SAID NO, HE'S NOT HERE.
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"MY ESTEEMED COLLEAGUE, SENATOR FUCK NUTS, DEDICATED HIS LIFE TO THWARTING MY AMBITIONS. I WON, HE LOST. FUCK HIM. THEY CANNOT BURY HIM DEEP ENOUGH TO KEEP MY LAUGHTER FROM RATTLING HIS BONES. I HOPE HELL IS NOT TO HIS LIKING."
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I LOVE THE BEACH. I LOVE MY FAKE SHARK FIN EVEN MORE. THAT MOMENT BETWEEN WHEN THEY REALIZE THEY WON'T BE EATEN BY A SHARK AND WHEN THEY REALIZE THEY'LL BE EATEN BY ME DOES WHAT BACON BITS NEVER COULD.
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I ADMIRE GODZILLA'S WHOLE "PUNISHMENT FOR MANKIND'S HUBRIS" VIBE. I NEED MORE OF THAT IN MY LIFE. I AM SURE @ndnd@beige.party WOULD AGREE.
WHAT IS AURA FARMING? EXPLAIN IT TO ME LIKE I'M AFRAID OF THE YOUNG.
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IT'S OK, THICK QUEEN. IT'S FOR THAT SCRAWNY LOSER'S PROTECTION.
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HE SAID, "I LOVE YOU, LRRR," AND I SAID "SHUT UP! ANYWAY, IT'S GOT RED FLECKS OF SCAB FLAKING OFF AROUND THE EDGES AND IT STINKS. LIKE, BAD POTATO STENCH STINK. AND IT'S GROWING."
RULE OF THREES STARTS NOW. REST IN PISS, LINDSEY.
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STOP TEASING ME AND SHOW ME MITCH MCCONNELL'S DEAD, SHITTY BODY. I DEMAND CLOSURE.
[UNCONFIRMED RUMORS ARE THAT HE BOUGHT THE FARM AND IS CURRENTLY EATING SOFT SHIT IN HELL]
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@Karnbot13@mastodon.social @RnDanger@infosec.exchange @tayfonay@beige.party @DocAtCDI@mastodon.social
NONSENSE! I THOUGHT THIS THROUGH ON MY OWN, THEN WENT LOOKING FOR SOURCES TO SUPPORT OR DISPROVE MY ASSUMPTION. IF YOU WANT TO FLUSH GOOD STOCK FLAVOR DOWN THE DRAIN, BE MY GUEST.
REMEMBER WHEN THE BLOWJOB GIRL ROBBED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE? BECAUSE EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME SMILE.
RE: https://mastodon.social/@FuturamaGifs/116999023117010626
I'LL CONQUER SOMETHING TOMORROW AFTER I FUEL UP ON ONE OF YOUR DISGUSTING EGG WHITE OMELETS.
I ADDRESS THE PIT PEOPLE LIKE A HARDCORE VOCALIST, BUT I EMPHASIZE THE WORDS DIFFERENTLY: "I SEE A LOT OF REAAAAL MOTHERFUCKERS IN THIS PIT."
DRY-AGING MITCH MCCONNELL CAN'T BE WORTH THE EFFORT.
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@ndnd@beige.party
OOC: Godzilla is a commentary on the destructive power of nuclear weapons and humankind's misguided belief that it can contain that power. At least, that's how I read it. You could also interpret Godzilla as an allegory for industrial warfare, environmental degradation, or just, like, a big-ass monster, but I think the nuclear cautionary tale is the best read.
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MY PASSPORT IS A VERY LARGE LASER GUN, WHICH IS NOT RECOGNIZED THE WAY I WOULD LIKE.
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@brouhaha@mastodon.social @ndnd@beige.party
SO MUCH FOR ME BEING LITTLE MR. CAN'T-BE-WRONG.
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I WANNA BE INEFFICIENT AS SHIT AND BREAK THINGS THAT TRY TO USE ME.
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@tayfonay@beige.party @DocAtCDI@mastodon.social
NO, THE HEAT RUINS THEM AND THE WATER LEECHES OUT ALL THE FLAVOR.
HERE'S A BAD ARTICLE THAT SOMEHOW ADDRESSES THE EXACT QUESTION.