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@BrianJopek@mastodon.world
Oh deary me! Batshit nuts! (Apologies to all bats)
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mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06Omniped. Half woman, half carbon fibre, steel and plastic tubing. Often mistaken for pirate. Retired scientific and technical proofreader and typesetter... Still prone to outbreaks of red pen disease. Living my croft life 🐎👩🦽🦿😽🏴 true croft original
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social haha! The one on the right in the first and last pic appears to be a shrunken border collie?! 🤣
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@AlSweigart@mastodon.social Bring back hooman proofreading I say! I used to proofread and typeset scientific papers and textbooks, we would get charged a whole £1 per mistake that we had missed, including even for one lowly comma. One company we worked for moved to China and India and paid the workers there next to nothing. We gave up as freelancers soon after this. Took me years to come to terms with the fact that everything I bought or touched had text with glaring mistakes! Now, however I don't give a fuck
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@IndyRichard@mastodon.scot @TCMuffin@toot.wales imo Laugh! I lived in W Yorkshire for 20 years and emigrated to Scotland, but was an Englisher by birth. Much as I loved the people in Yorks, I'd never go back now, I would definitely LAUGH in their faces, until maybe they've all learned their lesson and stop voting for racist frogpeople (apologies to all frogs and their spawn), or Thatcher types
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@hendric @ZachWeinersmith omg I have one of those attached to my body lol, it's its 3 year ampuversary tomorrow
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@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
Thankyouooh aaarh! Proper made me laugh, definitely needed that! 🙃
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@sundogplanets @leonieke @bigz like horses then lol! Goats really do try to eat everything they can reach though don't they?! I keep talking myself down from getting some ....
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@Christownsendoutdoors@mastodon.scot how about they stop selling charcoal for barbecues? Just been last Tesco's in Banff and there's stacks of the stuff outside.
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@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org @sfoskett@techfieldday.net @mattblaze@federate.social @idiot@mastodonapp.uk now you're talking! Used to love the smell of those labels haha
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@brianbilston@mastodon.online
one of my dad's faves was something like:
She had such beautiful eyes,
But how was I to know that one was glass?
It came out in the course of conversation
You're welcome 😊
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@cmconseils@mastodon.social my body actually IS haunted by my phantom leg, the rest is indeed ancient, crumbling and kind of unrecognisable 🙄
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@Gargron@mastodon.social it makes me laugh that 'Sauvage' for men is one letter away from 'Sausage' snigger
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@alanferrier@mastodon.scot lol made my day! Just drew a fuhrer tash on the picture of said frogface on some shite that came thru my door for election. Was going to send it back but decided to just shred it, which felt life affirming ...
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