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Chris
@ASprinkleofSage@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06Aspiring fiction writer, amateur dog trainer, keen gardener, rambler/wanderer.
Micro and flash sci-fi, longer pieces of whatever the hell genre I feel like, epic fantasy trilogy in progress. Critics have called my work "an elaborate set up for a bad pun."
Posts veer between landscape photos, puns and satire, bad taste memes.
Humpty Dumpty Truther. It's all a ploy by the Egg Council, folks!
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Joined January 20, 2024
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@TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social what?!? they made the ancient greeks non-heteronormative? whatever next? bulls seducing women? pass my smelling salts
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@Remittancegirl i mean... it's the best way. lowest risk from participation, you show numbers, build a community who can look after each other should things go south, organise for bigger things, etc. cosplaying lenin on the internet acheives zero.
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@Remittancegirl @Catvalente this is partly why nobody wants to be in the same war zone as US troops any more
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@Nonilex@masto.ai really funny to think that a combination of US military incompetence and Big Oil interests might be the thing that finally stops Bibi
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social @inpc@go.mxtthxw.art @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party hah i read this as ralph wiggum but feel that works too
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU&list=RDPGNiXGX2nLU&start_radio=1&pp=ygUXeW91IHNwaW4gbWUgcmlnaHQgcm91bmSgBwE%3D
Dead Or Alive - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) (Official Video)
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@tsturm @dantheclamman i mean... it's beach sand. looks mostly silica but with a decent carbonate content. difficult at this resolution but fairly fine, likely rounded?
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@selzero based on their iran performance a fake assassin would actually end up killing him
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@Andii @kibcol1049 at suez the americans were prsctically hostile to the british militsry intervention weren't they?
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@androcat@toot.cat @qurlyjoe@mstdn.social goddamit i was going to make a carrots joke but you upstaged me with the aubergine! tip of the cap.
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@wtrmt@mastodon.social @TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social @tlariv@hachyderm.io ancient greece was basically all ducks
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@wtrmt@mastodon.social @TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social @tlariv@hachyderm.io counterpoint - i bet a phalanx of ducks would be adorable
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@QasimRashid@mastodon.social ah, but wasnt eric adams planning to fund that deficit with his shitcoin rugpull?
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@HailsandAles@metalhead.club i regret to inform you that all the piss has already been taken
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@nazokiyoubinbou@mastodon.social @PaulWermer@sfba.social @Nonilex@masto.ai turns out stupidity isnt free
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@Hex ok, so if I have this right, Galileo's basilisk behaves like that because he's just a poor boy from a poor family?
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@davidnjoku@mastodon.world distantly Polish (grandparents) and I have this - in fact get frequently asked to speak quieter on the phone! We have a reputation for loudness / argumentativeness too.
Of course I rarely stoop to such basic and crude gags but COME ON, TESCO!
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@postantiquarian@archaeo.social do you think the reason it skips over a lot of good farmland in SE England is 1) lack of decent stones to circle or 2) farmers over the years destroying evidence?
RE: @EricAlper@mastodon.social
insert goose meme here
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@Naich @inthehands if the whole exchange sounds like something straight out of sci fi, its probably because llms have ripped off thousands of sci fi books, a fact of which mr dawkins seems thoroughly unaware
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@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io price of bitcoin will "probably not be zero sharp" says overconfident mathematician
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zero_sharp
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@joachim@boitam.eu feels like a school-age prank - draw a fish on your head, now add some chips, now shake some salt on top...
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@DebErupts@mastodon.social if Ukraine had a golden ballroom in 2022 then obvs Russia wouldn't have invaded in the first place
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@dangillmor@mastodon.social "man of the people": waahh i need £5m in case i get another milkshake on my fancy suit