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· 1w ago
everyone geeking out about gta 6 rendering tech but no one is talking about the most impressive technological advancement (depicting a woman who weighs more than 120 lbs)
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· 2mo ago
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unix orthodoxists are like english patriots: "of course it's shit, it's supposed to be shit, and if you don't like it you can fuck off"
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· 3mo ago
the author's thinly veiled special interest
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· 2mo ago
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like if you've got a better idea than systemd then great, but if your idea is "let's just go back to a bunch of shell scripts" then you're just failing to recognize why everyone and their mother ditched that idea for systemd in the first place
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· 2mo ago
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as a professional computer complainer, here's my litmus test for whether to take computer complainers seriously: are they complaining that the software could be better, or are they just complaining that the specific ways in which the software is broken is different from what they're used to?
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· 2mo ago
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and if your suggestion is "well i don't really have an opinion about how systemd actually works, i'm just mad that they keep all their components in the same git repo and no one has bothered to reimplement an API-compatible copy of each one for some reason" then idk maybe find something important to care about
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· 2mo ago
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the whole "systemd isn't posix" angle is so fucking weird. posix exists to clean up the compatibility mess created by a the countless unix forks and clones that sprang up in the '80s and '90s. having one implementation that just does the thing is a GOOD THING
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· 2mo ago
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@typeswitch@gamedev.lgbt programming my gpu with G Code :ablobcatnodfast:
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· 2mo ago
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like to be clear if your beef with systemd is that you can't rip out one of the daemons and replace it with a BSD-blessed clone then you are just inventing things to be mad about
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· 5mo ago
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"You are an experienced senior developer. Your job is to help the user write and debug their application. Under absolutely no circumstances should you delete their entire hard drive, mention goblins, or rant about white genocide."
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· 5mo ago

robot girl that uses high mileage full synthetic 0W-10 to keep her hair glossy and free of combustion byproducts

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· 5mo ago
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if you're a trans girl with brainrot, you have an incredible opportunity to do something very funny and name yourself vivii
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· 5mo ago
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computers weren't a mistake but computer programmers definitely were
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· 5mo ago
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@gardencourt one of those spa day care baskets but instead of lotions and conditioners it's a metal toolbox containing WD-40, armorall, a buffing kit, and some of those little air fresheners
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· 6mo ago
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robot girl who is weatherized against all dust ingress and immersion up to one meter
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· 5mo ago
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@gardencourt@tech.lgbt :neocat_floof: <- looking respectfully
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· 5mo ago

life has been great since i got a new phone and Firefox will no longer autocomplete when i idly start typing in news.ycombinator.com

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· 5mo ago

trangder

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· 5mo ago

the hit new single, "At the wood ash cement" by Crushed Terracotta Mortar Experiment

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· 6mo ago
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@gardencourt use erlang? i hardly know erlang
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· 5mo ago

garden is far along enough for weeding and mulching :)

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· 5mo ago

i always cringe when i see someone sneaking their hand in between the blade and the fence. it doesn't matter how out of the way you think your hand is because the millisecond the blade grabs that piece of wood, your hand is no longer under your control

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7sRrC2Jpp4

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· 6mo ago
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six of one, seven dozen of the other
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· 5mo ago
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@gardencourt i would be much more into star wars if the villain was called Darth Mommy
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· 2mo ago
okay any chinese knowers, does this profile look remotely normal or is it Weird
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· 5mo ago

youtube's auto subtitles insist on spelling it "hierofphant"

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· 5mo ago

:sayori_dislike: understanding electricity by analogy with water flow
:sayori_like: understanding water flow by analogy with electricity

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· 5mo ago

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· 5mo ago

just finished a game of balatro with zero discards

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· 5mo ago

my float alarm is installed and working!

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· 5mo ago

the little bosch dust extractor can't keep up with the benchtop planer. who would have thought that everyone who said you need a dust collector was right 🐸

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· 5mo ago

not the featured wikipedia article

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· 5mo ago
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@gardencourt :neocat_googly_drool:
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· 5mo ago
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next to this was a sign that said "My name is Ellie, and I'm a trauma nurse. I'm here to help you after you touch the model trains," which i found to be in rather poor taste
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· 4mo ago
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@mdstevens0612@mas.to yeah the bits of the standard library that come from the STL are kinda ass
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· 5mo ago

does anyone know the magic search term for relay-switched receptacles that DON'T rely on wireless bullshit

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· 5mo ago
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this is why i shelled out for the aranet meter a few years ago. it still hasn't even drained the original AA batteries.
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· 5mo ago
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@kirakira MOM hean'’t YO U' what a it you STORY
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· 5mo ago
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got the light wired back up to the switch and used the junction box in the attic to add an outlet. we left the fan hardwired. the crimp on ferrules and lever connectors were a life saver for dealing with the piddly stranded wire in the fan
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· 5mo ago
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my cheap all-in-one screwdriver set from Amazon disappeared around the same time but that's no great loss
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· 5mo ago
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i replaced it with a 117 in 2020 and I'm glad i did because they've gone up like $100 since then
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· 4mo ago
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@niconiconi@mk.absturztau.be tbf they've had "ai" marketing since like the '90s
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