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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦

@elCelio@mastodon.uno
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If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are.

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Joined October 31, 2022
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@randahl@mastodon.social prediction: FIFA will back down for one month or two, UEFA accepts it and withdraws their boycott but then FIFA will do the same in a different form.
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 3mo ago
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@rysiek@mstdn.social It looks like a "Schroedinger" company "Mullvad is a political company" "Daniel's donation to a political party is private " It's like: Pay for our services because of our political values, but do not consider which political values our money supports.
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 2w ago
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🇪🇺 🇩🇪 🐮MECKLENBURG-VORPOMMERN STATE ELECTIONS 2026 (GERMANY) PARTIAL RESULTS Votes counted: 86% source: https://wahlen.mvnet.de/dateien/ergebnisse.2026/landtagswahl/html/l_abs_zweit.html 🇪🇺 pro-EU: 45.7% SPD (S&D/CentreLeft): 34.6% CDU (EPP/CentreRight): 4.7% Grüne (G-EFA/Left): 5.4% FDP (Renew/CentreRight): 1.0% 🇷🇺 pro-russia: 45.1% AfD (ESN/FarRight): 40.2% BSW (NI/FarLeft): 4.9% ❓ 5.5% LINKE (GUE-NGL/FarLeft): 6.2% #Germany #MecklenburgVorpommern #Europe #Election2026 #EU
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 2w ago
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🇪🇺 🇩🇪 🐮MECKLENBURG-VORPOMMERN STATE ELECTIONS 2026 (GERMANY) Most probable government given this projection: SPD-LINKE-Grüne
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 2w ago
Boosted by @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
🇩🇪 🗳️ BERLIN AND MECKLENBURG-VORPOMMERN ELECTION 2026 ✅ WHAT HAPPENED: The leftist coaltion made of the Social Democratic Party, the Left Party and the Green Party won the regional elections in the States of Berlin and Mecklenburg-Vorpommern 📰 WHAT NEWS SAY: Great victory for the far right party Alternative for Germany The moral of the story: The left is unable to win, the right is always winning #Election2026 #Germany #Berlin #MecklenburgVorpommern
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 2w ago
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🇪🇺 🇩🇪 🐮MECKLENBURG-VORPOMMERN STATE ELECTIONS 2026 (GERMANY) PARTIAL RESULTS Votes counted: 98% source: https://wahlen.mvnet.de/dateien/ergebnisse.2026/landtagswahl/html/l_abs_zweit.html 🇪🇺 pro-EU: 46.7% SPD (S&D/CentreLeft): 35.3% CDU (EPP/CentreRight): 4.8% Grüne (G-EFA/Left): 5.6% FDP (Renew/CentreRight): 1.0% 🇷🇺 pro-russia: 43.4% AfD (ESN/FarRight): 38.6% BSW (NI/FarLeft): 4.8% ❓ 6.5% LINKE (GUE-NGL/FarLeft): 6.5% #Germany #MecklenburgVorpommern #Europe #Election2026 #EU
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 2w ago
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🇪🇺 🇩🇪 🐮MECKLENBURG-VORPOMMERN STATE ELECTIONS 2026 (GERMANY) With die Grüne above the 5% threshold, the SPD-Linke-Grüne coalition has a majority
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 2w ago
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🇪🇺 🇩🇪 🐮MECKLENBURG-VORPOMMERN STATE ELECTIONS 2026 (GERMANY) The CDU with only 4.8% of the votes so far may not be able to enter the State's parliament.
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 2w ago
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🇪🇺 🇩🇪 🐮MECKLENBURG-VORPOMMERN STATE ELECTIONS 2026 (GERMANY) PARTIAL RESULTS Votes counted: 93% source: https://wahlen.mvnet.de/dateien/ergebnisse.2026/landtagswahl/html/l_abs_zweit.html 🇪🇺 pro-EU: 46.4% SPD (S&D/CentreLeft): 35.0% CDU (EPP/CentreRight): 4.8% Grüne (G-EFA/Left): 5.6% FDP (Renew/CentreRight): 1.0% 🇷🇺 pro-russia: 43.9% AfD (ESN/FarRight): 39.1% BSW (NI/FarLeft): 4.8% ❓ 6.4% LINKE (GUE-NGL/FarLeft): 6.4% #Germany #MecklenburgVorpommern #Europe #Election2026 #EU
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 2w ago
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🇪🇺 🇩🇪 🐮MECKLENBURG-VORPOMMERN STATE ELECTIONS 2026 (GERMANY) PARTIAL RESULTS Votes counted: 59% source: https://wahlen.mvnet.de/dateien/ergebnisse.2026/landtagswahl/html/l_abs_zweit.html 🇪🇺 pro-EU: 42.1% SPD (S&D/CentreLeft): 32.7% CDU (EPP/CentreRight): 4.1% Grüne (G-EFA/Left): 4.4% FDP (Renew/CentreRight): 0.9% 🇷🇺 pro-russia: 49.3% AfD (ESN/FarRight): 44.5% BSW (NI/FarLeft): 4.8% ❓ 5.5% LINKE (GUE-NGL/FarLeft): 5.5% #Germany #MecklenburgVorpommern #Europe #Election2026 #EU
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 2w ago
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🇪🇺 🇩🇪 🐮MECKLENBURG-VORPOMMERN STATE ELECTIONS 2026 (GERMANY) According to partial results, CDU, Grüne and BSW are out of parliament, giving a majority to AfD.
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 2mo ago

🔥GLOBAL WARMING IN 2026

🇪🇺 Europeans to Americans: "There's global warming! Reduce CO2 emissions!"😟

🇺🇸 Americans to Europeans: "There's global warming! Buy A/C!" 🤪

#ClimateChange #GlobalWarming #Joke

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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 2mo ago
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@randahl@mastodon.social once russia puts air defense to Wildberries, Ukraine will attack other targets. russia is so huge.
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 3mo ago
🇷🇺 MEANWHILE IN RUSSIA: Russian: "Putin! We are suffering! We need fuel!" Putin: "Don't worry! I just sent dozens of missile on Kiev: dozens of Ukrainians dead! They have it worse than you!" Russian: "Thank you, Putin! You are the best leader for Russia!" #russia #Ukrainerussiawar #Kyiv #Ukraine
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 4mo ago

RE: @MarvinTheMartian@mstdn.social

I like how he calls out the hypocritical use of "neutrality" by Irish politicians.

Expecially when they say: "Yes, we are selling huge amount fo aluminium to russia, but russia promised not to use it for war purposes".

I mean really...

#Ireland #EU #russia #UkraineRussiaWar

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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 2mo ago
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@EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu I like the current bridges and doors more. They have some meaning. Anyway, if these are the choices, put birds and plants (instead of buildings).
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 4mo ago

🇫🇮 ⚔️ THE FINNISH GENERAL

At a conference with the foreign press, a Finnish General confidently proclaims: "All our defenses, in the South, in the East, and in the North, are ready to face any threat!"

"But, what about the West?" asks a perplexed foreign journalist.

The General, suddendly confused, replies: "Do you mean in case Russia occupies Sweden first?"

#Finland #russia #joke

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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 5mo ago

Some of the most irritating people are those immigrants* who complain that their home country has too many immigrants.

*expats, sorry: they want to be called expats.

#Immigration

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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 5mo ago

:StarWars: HAPPY STAR WARS DAY TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE 🎆

May the Force be with you!

#Maythe4th #maythe4thbewithyou #StarWars #StarWarsDay

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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 2mo ago
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@aadeacon@mastodon.social @anneapplebaum@journa.host because politicians should be honest.
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 2mo ago
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@pinage404@mamot.fr @EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu yes, of course. they are called elections. they are held every five years. you are welcome.
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 5mo ago

🇺🇸 🐘 INDIANA REPUBLICAN PRIMARY

6 (out of 8) Republicans who opposed trump's gerrymandering plans in the Indiana State Senate have been defeated in the Republican primary.

Only 1 has been confirmed by the party.

1 primary still to be decided (3 votes difference).

The Republican Party is the MAGA party.

#trump #2026primary #Indiana #IndianaPrimary #Gerrymandering #USElection #2026UsElection #MAGA #GOP #Republicans

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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 5mo ago
@devol @sicurezza ma sono legali? La gente che li mette va in giro con un cartello appeso al collo con indicato le motivazioni per cui registrano e chi è responsabile dei dati raccolti?
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 3mo ago
Best app for Mastodon on mobile? #Mastodon
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 5mo ago

RE: @MarvinTheMartian@mstdn.social

"EU Ascension" instead of "EU Accession".

I love it.

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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 5mo ago
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@randahl@mastodon.social the video deserves many more views. unfortunately the Google algorithm decides, and we must adapt to it. would you share the proportion of viewers from different countries?
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 5mo ago
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@kallekn@mastodonsweden.se @AliceStollmeyer@eupolicy.social EU Commission has a duty to inform EU citizens without discrimination. Unfortunately EU people are still using X, it is not banned.
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 5mo ago
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@randahl@mastodon.social I just want they're played in the original language. I can add subtitles.
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@vanacksabbadium @devol @apex @Fulvio_952 @sicurezza certo che l'idea ha senso. devo capire però se hai il diritto di farli togliere a qualcun altro.
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 5mo ago
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@apex @Fulvio_952 @devol @sicurezza chiaramente il cartello non è in Italia. ma se fosse in Italia: non è indicato a quale legge fa riferimento il divieto. se la legge mi permette di usarli in luogo pubblico, posso usarli nei luoghi aperti al pubblico (anche se sono privati, a meno che non ci sia una legge dedicata).
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@FluentInFinance Good. Down with the patriarchy!
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 5mo ago
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@apex @Fulvio_952 @devol @sicurezza perché dovresti allontanarlo? Gli occhiali sono legali ed il negozio è aperto al pubblico... Il cartello sai dove può essere messo?
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@kravietz @royaards who are they?
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 5mo ago
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@Fulvio_952 @apex @devol @sicurezza ma infatti. bisogna porsi il problema ci cosa dice la legge e come la si può applicare. e nel caso modificarla.
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 2mo ago
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@randahl@mastodon.social 99% he's a Tory
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@carnage4life who lost the money and who gained for doing nothing?
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 2mo ago
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@The_Universality@mastodon.novotnykrystof.com @EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu it's more about trucks than cars, of course
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@tashatheinnkeeper@social.treehouse.systems @valcurious@lgbtqia.space For Germans it is standard
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@gvenema@fairmove.net @MAKS23@mastodon.social diplomatic mail
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 2mo ago
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@lio@ieji.de @EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu it was lunch time
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 5mo ago
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@mttaggart so they act like humans
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 4mo ago
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@Vitalba@mastodon.uno *un uomo italiano di origini bergamasche. Basta Lombardi in Emilia!
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@vanacksabbadium @devol @apex @Fulvio_952 @sicurezza e se ti dico che sono spenti e non sto facendo riprese? posso tenermi gli occhiali? 🤔
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 5mo ago
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@avilewis@mstdn.ca I bet some Canadian provinces are more integrated with the US economy than with the Canadian one. This is the first problem Canada has to solve imo: to find a new compromise between local and national interests.
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 5mo ago
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@devol @apex @Fulvio_952 @sicurezza è una citazione?
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 4mo ago

💶 💸 TEMPO DI DICHARAZIONI E F24

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ULu-t81tLg&t=6s

#tasse #cartonimorti

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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 5mo ago
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@kravietz but we don't have mass migration from russia and China. 🤔 @royaards
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 3mo ago
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@humanhorseshoes@mastodon.world @rysiek@mstdn.social that's beyond what i meant
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el Celio 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @elCelio@mastodon.uno
· 2mo ago
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@ChrisMayLA6@mastodon.me.uk what is the dividing line?
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