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The Audacity of Nope

@secretasianman@types.pl
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An all-in-one protein, grain, and fat extravaganza. He/Him/陳振華

556 Followers
419 Following
50 Posts
Joined April 26, 2022
Website:
metaltype.org
Place:
Salish Sea, north of 49 degrees N
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago
Boosted by @jwz@mastodon.social
Taco Bell Labs implies the existence of Double-Decker UNIX System V Crunch Supreme
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago

Never forget

h/t @cda@m.hzrd.us

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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago

We chuckle when Scotty picks up a mouse and tries talking to the computer in Star Trek IV, but imagine travelling forward in time from the 90s and realizing they got rid of the fucking scrollbars

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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 3mo ago
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@dev@discuss.systems what the fuck
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 4mo ago
Mavis Beacon teaches dependent typing
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago

Good start

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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 3mo ago
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@dan@discuss.systems the world cup is so confusing sometimes
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago
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Good night sweet prince
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago
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@atsuzaki@types.pl @regehr@mastodon.social tbf they started it
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago
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@lake @hannah damn they have a lotta enemies
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago
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@alipunk @raika_amaris adultbel
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 4mo ago
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@sundogplanets@mastodon.social we could just sell each one an island with a pretend volcano lair
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago

I'm not sure if the sign and the bait station have anything to do with each other but

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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago
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@dpiponi@mathstodon.xyz @jonmsterling@mathstodon.xyz something you know, something you are, and something you've shared with your paste buffer
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago
My citizenship application has been stalled since last May because I'm in "comprehensive security screening", which I would be okay with, except that the current lead time is around 46 months, and it's not like they're taking four years to read my shitposts; it's just that there's a giant virtual pile sitting on some poor overworked civil servant's virtual desk All this said, I hope that CSIS staffer has fun deciphering my shitposts about fully-dependent type checking and repeated allusions to xeno's paradox (apt, considering)
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago
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@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net I hope it also comes in a cool ranch colourway
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago
QQ is "havoc" the only thing that is "wreakable"
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago
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@hannah horseebooks is that you
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago
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@dan@discuss.systems I think I just threw up a little bit
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 4mo ago
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@n8foo@macaw.social *makes wire wrap gun sounds*
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago
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@regehr @dev wtf did parsley do to you
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago
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@lindsey big fan of the wizard logo
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago
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@bryan@dusty.ninja @ricci@discuss.systems this goes hard
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago
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@fandairs @mhoye suitable for first-order theorem provers
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago
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@helle@tacobelllabs.net it's wild living in a post taco bell system breakup world
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago
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academia doomerism
@adrian@discuss.systems ahhh wtf I'm sorry!
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago
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@isaaclyman@toot.cafe @ricci@discuss.systems any monotoncially increasing value makes an acceptable clock!
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago
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@Siph @arrjay you laugh but cyclades made a whole business model outta consoling entire racks of sad servers from just 1RU!
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 3mo ago
Boosted by @joe@f.duriansoftware.com
who called it a calendar and not a week memory model
mathstodon.xyz

markusde: "@secretasianman@types.pl You are the sucka mc of …" - Mathstodon

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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 4mo ago
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@hannah@posts.rat.pictures omg
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago
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@jnl@hcommons.social zoom. enhance
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago
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@kestral@masto.hackers.town damn did it just get hot in here
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago
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@TheTenuousOrder@meow.social *Dr. Crusher* "wtf is outbrain"
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago
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@arrjay@tacobelllabs.net fuck yeah
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago
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@cda@macaw.social WATCH ME
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago
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@cda@macaw.social I've also reported this toot to shinypb
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago
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@millihertz perhaps because they were transitional? By that I mean, economically viable for a nontrivial amount of time, whose time has passed? In typography photo or "cold type" is mostly forgotten too, serious middle-child syndrome
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago
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@carkner @Anibyl gdi
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago
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@brendan ♥️
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago
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@brendan I was 21 and in Seattle when it happened so I was geographically detached but I remember my partner at the time was really angry and wanted revenge and while I agreed that it was a heinous act of war I was also like, "shouldn't we understand why these folks are pissed off?" And 25 years later we still can't have that discussion And seeing how as Americans we can't agree about what caused the Civil War, I'm not sure we can ever have that discussion
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 3mo ago
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@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt @ionchy@types.pl but will they?
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago
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@jascha @foone my taxes are SO DONE
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago
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@dan @irene @MrInappropriate jesus christ is every outlet in our house occupied with a pheromone diffuser
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago
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@graydon@types.pl the real antitrust concerns about a potential at&t-sun linkup were about potential synergies with big mac and happy meal ethernet
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago
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@eloy @millihertz @lilyyllyyllyly or at least Acorn
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago
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@koronkebitch oh fuck yeah
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The Audacity of Nope @secretasianman@types.pl
· 5mo ago
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@bhtooefr@snack.social now you're talking
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