every year, I get an invitation to a Cornell “Distinguished Chair Holders Luncheon,” which I have never attended, but this is what I imagine it looks like
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Adrian Sampson
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the trail was just packed with people talking about the #mosstodon hashtag
I do not know how to take a picture that conveys how brutal this hill was. still had a good time!!!
just in time for the solstice, I seem to have sorted out my summertime proofing routine #breadposting
I have been working on a fake Unix shell, which is 50% practical joke and 50% earnest attempt to make computational pangenomics go fast. https://www.cs.cornell.edu/~asampson/blog/flash.html
super sorry to the guy with the username @reset on GitHub, whom we keep accidentally sending email to when we talk about setting registers to zero https://github.com/cucapra/calyx/issues/1640#issuecomment-1652270808
I’m still pretty bad at pizza, as indicated by this gradient from charcoal to edible #breadposting
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Analog Library now links to other versions of a DOI, so you can easily get to the PLDI version from the “SIGPLAN Notices” version of a paper you probably don’t want
I think it sucks that compute capacity is apparently measured in watts now! at least report the FLOPS, you weirdos
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By popular demand* Analog Library now generates minimum viable BibTeX.
*one person asked
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Analog Library now has a bookmarklet (or a userscript) you can use to bypass Digital Library crud
practicing for the impending pizza season #breadposting
I didn’t do the egg wash that the recipe called far because (a) I am lazy and (b) I don’t have a little silicone brush, but they’re still pretty good! #breadposting
what we have here is gluten inflation #breadposting #breadposting
My most difficult teaching moment, you ask? Last week, I live-coded an assembly program that eventually added 42 and 27 in front of 300 students, and when the simulator showed register a0 containing 69, I only had a split second to decide whether to say “nice”
I’m still looking for where the Carly Rae Jepsen community is hiding on the Fediverse, so in the meantime I must subject y’all to an excellent new song https://youtu.be/_Xqexqiqkdk
Carly Rae Jepsen - On Wires (Official Music Video)
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like hiding a pill inside a treat for a dog
It’s finally the time of year when it’s 70° somewhere in my house, so things can actually rise properly #breadposting
tentacle debt
I just had a lil $20k REU supplement proposal rejected! this used to be a rubber-stamp kinda thing! it really feels like there is no research money anywhere! and all the CFPs are just for appearances!
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if you’re a Kagi user, you might enjoy this redirect rule when you search for papers:
^https?://dl.acm.org/doi/(.*)|https://al.radbox.org/doi/$1
install it in your settings here: https://kagi.com/settings/redirects
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24 is kind of a lot of papers: it’s the largest LATTE since it started in 2020. This has so far been a high-acceptance-rate, low-key, discussion-first workshop, but maybe we need to do something different next year.
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fixed a bug where Analog Library would error out on mononymous authors. RIP Arvind https://al.radbox.org/doi/10.1145/69558.69562
☕️ For the sixth time (!), we’re running our little ASPLOS workshop on hardware design languages/compilers/etc. Papers are just two pages! So easy! Please submit! #latte26 https://capra.cs.cornell.edu/latte26/
it has been a busy week #breadposting #breadposting
Delighted to announce that both of our PLDI submissions have been rejected! ✨
Thank *you*, weird web form. I agree.
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@peter_sewell_@types.pl I'm currently generating the BibTeX myself, using data from the Crossref API. https://codeberg.org/samps/analog-library/src/commit/53da27b01e14f2aaf56f944b396fd1d65f1aff43/src/bib.rs#L40-L67 DBLP has a nice API but I haven't found anything I need from it yet
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@krono@toot.berlin good point. maybe we can talk about this in an issue? https://codeberg.org/samps/analog-library/issues seems to require a bit of thought on how to do it right
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@mattpd@mastodon.social this should be in place! seems to work for some papers but not all https://codeberg.org/samps/analog-library/pulls/25
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@mattpd@mastodon.social ah, thanks, yes, I had noticed something wrong with ASPLOS 2026 papers in particular: https://codeberg.org/samps/analog-library/issues/22
shouldn’t be too hard to fix, thankfully
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@nemo@camp.crates.im good call; it turned out to be pretty easy to flip on LetsEncrypt on my crappy shared host. (and yes, that is my friend Todd's proudest achievement)
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@drmorr@hachyderm.io oh nooooo! I hope you make another one and it's even more fluffy and delicious
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@addison@nothing-ever.works do you mean in the BibTeX, or just as separate fields on the page? (fwiw I have tried to keep the BibTeX minimal because that's how some people want it, but we could explore multiple options for verbosity)