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Eloy
@eloy@hsnl.social
mastodon 4.6.8+glitchRetro tech hacker, Wikipedia editor, Hacker Jeopardy organizer and designer of funny graphics 
Chief Innovation Officer at Øl Telecom, orga at @eth0@hsnl.social and @revspace@hsnl.social board member
2026 events: eth0, 40c3
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Joined November 04, 2022
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@revspace, The Hague, Netherlands
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people talk a lot about the "vulnpocalypse" this year, a supposedly new trend where there are too many CVEs to patch.
Here is a presentation slide by the Carnegie Mellon CERT Coordination Center from 2006. Two decades ago!
https://web.archive.org/web/20070714104234/http://www.cert.org/archive/pdf/CERTCC-DSS_Tool.ppt.pdf
I have uncovered a major scandal. The background image on https://alpinelinux.org is not actually a photograph of the Alps, it is taken near the Annapurna base camp in Nepal.
#postmarketOSandAlpineLinuxConference2026
hot take
Choose wisely.
the joke isn't mine, but I could not find any SVG on the internet
http://ftp.ol-tele.com/~eloy/stickers/Fish_Linux.svg
Used font is Dutch 801 Bold (Italic), Bitstream's version of Times Ten, which appeared to be close to the original logo but is not an exact match.
I feel like I found some forgotten page on the MasterCard website
https://www.mastercard.com/findacard/credit/credit_info.html
ISO 7010 DVD in the emergency assembly corner
OH: *android 4.x notification sound*
http://ftp.ol-tele.com/~eloy/stickers/eggcat_warning.svg
inspired on @eta@gotosocial.i.eta.st her sticker from last Congress :)
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you could update Steve Ballmer his speech to today's world with s/developers/AI/
some things don't change very much
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many contracts are like GNU Makefiles
nobody really knows what's in there but they worked last time so we just copy them
I feel like this greenhouse was made by a GIMP user...
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@phones@social.emfcamp.org as a BornHacker I have registered the number BORN HACK and @Xesxen@hsnl.social has 4EMF CAMP, so we own the official hotline now
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@mahryekuh@hachyderm.io @bert_hubert@mastodon.nl Vergissing van de bank in uw voordeel. U ontvangt 200 euro.
"residential proxy" feels like a weird euphemism for botnet infection (unless you are deliberately hosting a Tor relay at home)
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@maxi@fedi.enbyinsi.de yes they never went as high as 2000 Developers ever again, these days it's somewhere between 7 and 11
I have a suspicion that AI generated text and people trying to detect it created more awareness of the existence of the em dash which also made more people use it *without* AI
something something Goodhart's law
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@famfo@frogs.lgbt the duality of fedi is writing extensive alt text for every image and the most incomprehensible cryptic content warnings
Incredible video about the history of ADSL
https://youtu.be/phoeSk-qY8s
ADSL's Copper Miracle
https://readme.md should be transferred to IANA and be NXDOMAIN'd
RE: https://social.overheid.nl/@opensource/116843549472251682
software die zij *gebruikt*?!
oh oke leuk ik ga even een WOO verzoek voor de broncode van Windows indienen
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Ja, de overheid moet de broncode van software die zij gebruikt of ontwikkelt openbaar maken. Dat staat in de Wet open overheid (Woo). Maar het gaat niet alleen om publiceren. Volgens de Wet hergebruik overheidsinformatie (Who) moet de broncode ook zo worden gedeeld dat anderen er echt iets mee kunnen.
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@cwebber@social.coop My experience with KDE is always that I am initially impressed and then slightly get more annoyed over time about small things that just aren't right and then I go back to GNOME :')
algif_aead is pronounced like aljif_aead
is the Twitter account that posted incomprehensible defense industry charts also on fedi?
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@hugh@social.crablab.uk also why don't you pick it up on the day before eth0 so you can showcase it there?
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@ren_the_bnuuy@chaosfurs.social @phones@social.emfcamp.org @Xesxen@hsnl.social published checkbox is enabled and I see it myself
even with all these hardware shortages, you still get quite some hardware for 35 eur https://www.temu.com/nl-en/a-compact-mobile--a-easy-design-ideal-for-calling-texting--music-serving-as-a-secondary-phone-appealing-to-individuals-of-any-age-trendy-gadget-perfect-as-a-gift-for-holidays-or-christmas-g-605507725133342.html
Heel fijn dat er mensen zijn die nog betalen voor domeinnamen zodat belangrijke zaken online blijven 🙏
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@bartholin@fops.cloud oh yes @snow@cofe.rocks this innovation needs to be implemented by Øl Schenker
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@vt52@ioc.exchange first version in the Wayback Machine is 2001
https://web.archive.org/web/20010703105852/http://mastercard.com/findacard/credit/credit_info.html
I will be on #BornHack FM in a few minutes, reading a good RFC!
spinning rust disks are blazingly fast
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@noisytoot@berkeley.edu.pl I mean it's surely possible outside the venue because it's broadcasted over FM, but you'll need a close by receiver
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@elusiveman@infosec.exchange @defensecharts@bird.makeup yes, but I can't see any post, maybe my instance blocks bird.makeup
wtf, NS? depending on the GUI page I have a different subscription on my OV Chipkaart
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@bert_hubert@mastodon.nl dit huis is wel een mooi argument tegen alle anti-migratie "Nederland is vol" types