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Isaac Lyman

@isaaclyman@toot.cafe
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Previously: trying to pull evil out by the roots but darned if it isn't stuck in there pretty tight

Now: seeing how many tater tots I can fit in my mouth

trans rights are human rights, Black lives matter, we owe children everything and they owe us nothing

Tags: #50forFOSS, #programming, #cycling, #utah

291 Followers
226 Following
21 Posts
Joined March 21, 2018
Home page:
https://isaaclyman.com
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Silliness and coziness
Opinions:
Mine, not my employer’s
Pronouns:
he/him
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Isaac Lyman @isaaclyman@toot.cafe
· 2mo ago
Conway’s law but for economies. Markets are constrained to produce goods that mirror the power structures of those markets. Fast fashion is AI is plastic is Amazon is conspicuous consumption is wealth inequality is the stock market is infinite growth is extractive capitalism is oligarchy.
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Isaac Lyman @isaaclyman@toot.cafe
· 5mo ago

You’ve heard of epoch time, now get ready for: Microsoft time, represented as the number of GitHub outages since October 26, 2018

#github #programming

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Isaac Lyman @isaaclyman@toot.cafe
· 5mo ago

Every Utah city election is

• 3-5 people who kinda suck but at least they know how to keep the lights on
• 1 guy with zero experience whose platform is “taxes hurt my feelings”
• 1 woman who’s smarter and more competent than God but will get 0.2% of the vote
• 7 people who forgot they signed up and the newspaper can’t find them

#Utah

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Isaac Lyman @isaaclyman@toot.cafe
· 5mo ago

Today I donated to #Navidrome, an open-source, self-hosted music server that checks all the boxes: lightweight, powerful, reliable, open. I loaded a bunch of my favorite albums into it last month and have been trying out third-party web, desktop, and mobile apps...there are so many options. It's been awesome.

Thanks, Navidrome!

https://www.navidrome.org/

#50forFOSS #OpenSource #FreeSoftware

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Isaac Lyman @isaaclyman@toot.cafe
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@briankrebs@infosec.exchange I like to think “shred logs” is an interjection by their hype man. It’s not a PR statement, it’s rap lyrics
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Isaac Lyman @isaaclyman@toot.cafe
· 4mo ago

THEM: so your hobby is writing stuff and submitting it to magazines?
ME: yeah
THEM: how many times have you been published?
ME: none
THEM: so your hobby is getting rejected
ME: more of a kink at this point

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Isaac Lyman @isaaclyman@toot.cafe
· 14mo ago
Replying to
@diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk I apologize for breaking your trust. I should never have represented 99 as being the product of 1 and 1. It was an abdication of my responsibility as a handful of dice, but more importantly, as your partner in mathematical tasks of every kind. I can only begin to imagine the anguish this has caused you and your family. Am I upset? Yes. Devastated? Absolutely. Penitent? You bet your buttcheeks. If you can give me one last chance, I’ll do everything in my power to roll better numbers,
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Isaac Lyman @isaaclyman@toot.cafe
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social unfortunately Symptomosis is just a name for that bundle of symptoms. We have no idea what causes it or how to fix it. If you have other symptoms we can name those too. Please pay $400 for today’s visit
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Isaac Lyman @isaaclyman@toot.cafe
· 4mo ago

I just want to congratulate everyone on improving the work culture around alcohol. It’s easy to forget how big of an issue that was 10 or 15 years ago. I’m not even strictly sober but I don’t wanna drink all the time, who does?

And now every bar has NA beer and mocktails, my coworkers run the gamut of drinkers, sometimes-drinkers, and non-drinkers for a variety of reasons, and nobody bats an eye if I order a Shirley Temple.

Y’all did that. Stellar job.

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Isaac Lyman @isaaclyman@toot.cafe
· 4mo ago

*pendulum swings* haha. good.

*pendulum swings again* what? no no no no no

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Isaac Lyman @isaaclyman@toot.cafe
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@ingrid like how I still call IHOP “international house of burgers” just to spite them for that one gimmick ad campaign, except Meta is doing it to themselves
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Isaac Lyman @isaaclyman@toot.cafe
· 4mo ago

“Mike Flanagan” isn’t a name, it’s something you say very slowly and strenuously when you’re trying to get out of a soft chair

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Isaac Lyman @isaaclyman@toot.cafe
· 4mo ago

"The key isn't how bad you want it. It's how long you want it."

This is...so good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUXUMayugOc

#dropout #LastMeal

Sam Reich Eats His Last Meal

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Isaac Lyman @isaaclyman@toot.cafe
· 5mo ago

Sniffing a cheese stick from end to end like a cigar

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Isaac Lyman @isaaclyman@toot.cafe
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@jamesthomson I want to meet the person who sees a cookie dialog and thinks “hm, yes, 110 advertising partners deserve a little treat today”
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Isaac Lyman @isaaclyman@toot.cafe
· 10mo ago
Replying to
@micefearboggis@fediscience.org Hi John! I’m the CEO of a biotech company breeding faster, more annoying houseflies. Can I buy you a coffee? I think there may be some valuable synergies between our products.
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Isaac Lyman @isaaclyman@toot.cafe
· 17mo ago
Replying to
@tay bananaphone ✅
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Isaac Lyman @isaaclyman@toot.cafe
· 27mo ago
Replying to
“You have a set of levers to pull. Human nature is not one of them.” This is the missing link in approximately everyone’s frustrations with humanity. Voter behavior, COVID mitigation, road and freeway safety, consumer trends, etc. If your plan for a better world is for most humans to fundamentally change, you’ll be disappointed. There are ways to make a better world, but they’re all systemic.
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Isaac Lyman @isaaclyman@toot.cafe
· 4mo ago

A character is someone who's insecure about something. Everyone else is just a prop.

(Inspired by "Immersion & Emotion: The Twin Pillars of Storytelling," which I picked up a couple weeks ago. While it's fairly 100-level stuff, I think a return to fundamentals is what I need right now.)

#writing #amwriting

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Isaac Lyman @isaaclyman@toot.cafe
· 4mo ago

I've been noodling these concepts for several months now. They're important to the current cultural moment, and I'm worried we'll lose sight of them:

https://isaaclyman.com/blog/posts/there-is-no-genius/

1. Everything that looks like genius and talent is actually technique and repetition.
2. Everything that looks like magic is just a full-time job.
3. There’s no such thing as a good idea.
4. Ideas are a product of work, anyway.

#blog

Minimum Viable Blog

There is no genius • Minimum Viable Blog

A paradox: when we try to applaud work, we often efface it. Authors are asked where they get their ideas. Athletes are described in terms of raw talent. Film directors are called geniuses and visionaries. This implies that people who rise to the top have won an invisible lottery: they were born or gifted with a difference, a lucky advantage, and if someone else had gotten it, they would be there too.

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Isaac Lyman @isaaclyman@toot.cafe
· 4mo ago

The Toy Story vending machine aliens and the Despicable Me minions somehow all got on the same group chat. The aliens react to every message with ‼️ and the minions react with 👎 and 🍌. I guess that means they're getting along

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