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Author. Hactivist. Technocultural futurist. Sandwich lover. I've probably written a poem about you and you didn't even notice.
Slowly rebuilding the Veetacore.
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Your AI didn't go rogue. You told it to achieve a goal and didn't give it any guardrails to to follow.
So it tried to achieve the goal by any means because - and this is crucial - it is neither sentient nor intelligent.
Last night, as #EMFCamp came to a close, I heard someone say that everyone, not just billionaires, should be able to "move fast and break things."
I disagree. Not about taking power away from billionaires, but about the idea that we still need to move fast and break things at all.
If there's one thing EMF has taught me - this year in particular - it's how to Move Slow and Mend Things.
https://news.kestr.al/move-slow-and-mend-things/
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The world needs more hackerspaces! I want to help with that. Specifically, in the little slice of Scotland I call home.
I love the existing spaces in Glasgow and Edinburgh, but I know some incredible hackers, makers, and creators who aren't close enough to make those places home.
So, if you know anyone who happens to live in/around the south west coast of Scotland, could you please share this survey with them?
https://tally.so/r/gDxoAl
Happy #Caturday from me and this sleepy boy.
The only way to avoid getting rugpulled is to never stand on a rug.
Unfortunately, the floor is rugs about 60% of the way down. Below that? Lava.
This is a post about technology. It's also a post about my living room. Please help me.
I have officially finished GooseVenture and have handed the files over to the #EMFCamp arcade team.
In this text-based adventure game you play as Name Namesley, a low-level employee at SoftBank, as they go on a quest to work out why the company's eggs aren't multiplying.
Along the way you meet a blue-haired man with many hats, the odd monster, and there's even a chance you'll find a creature of unknown yet mythical value.
Enioy!
Change this one thing and there's not a single out of date reference in Hackers (1995) compared to the 2026 hacker lifestyle.
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@wwu@social.wikiworkersunited.org how does a WIKI organisation not get the need for a union
Whenever I’m in Salford, I think of my late stepmother. Not because she grew up here - but because the road system makes me swear as much as she used to.
Borrowed an angle grinder from my neighbour, and am now having great fun asking him "Grindr" questions until he cottons on.
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@datarama@hachyderm.io that's terrible. I will fight against that kind of place at all costs. Ironically, when I said to someone "I've not found a place that felt quite right yet" I was told "well start your own" so here I am doing just that.
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@futzle@old.mermaid.town interacting with this post by saying that "a packet of checksums" made me think of like, a crisp packet with a bunch of tasty, crunchy checksums inside it. Yummy.
Finally solved the mystery as to why music would randomly start playing in my study at seemingly unconnected and random times of the day.
The cat has worked out that by tapping the top of the speaker next to where he sleeps, it'll start playing on shuffle.
He... he just wants to put some tunes on when he chills out on the armchair.
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@robinince@mastodon.social I am so grateful for your solidarity and so, so sad at what it’s cost you.
RE: @HitchhikersGuideQuoteBot2@mastodon.social
This is playing on my mind a lot at the moment. I feel like we've crossed into this zone, and I wonder if my recent move away from a city and into the countryside was a subconscious Wonko The Sane reaction.
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@mxfraud@tabletop.social I do love the Inverness coast! But alas, here I am on my farty little beach reading my farty little book of Burns poems.
That's just a touch longer than five minutes, TrainLineDotCom.
My train is in three hours. My query relates to that journey. I think a reply in... fourteen hours... might be a bit redundant.
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@janamarie@mystical.garden omg I I wish I had realised you were at EMF I’d have loved to say hi to thank you for all this amazing photography, and also see the very cool camera!
Welcome Break: the biggest misnomer in UK travel history.
I am selling a very-nearly-new, mint-condition MNT Pocket Reform. Got it, used it for a brief testing period, realised it wasn't for me. It's still a brilliant little ARM Linux device.
It's the black version, and comes with a sleeve, 32GB RAM and 1TB m.2 SSD.
(RK3588 32GB RAM/256GB eMMC)
Original cost £1800+. I'm asking for £1500.
Happy to ship to anywhere in the UK, and since I'm already in the UK that avoids the £500 Brexit import fee you get if you buy direct from @mntmn@mastodon.social
Talk about burying the lede...
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/90003912#/
It's a quiet day in the village and you are a terrible data center.
Does anyone have a rainbow lanyard or similar at #EMFCamp that I could swap for a pound or a cup of tea or a sticker or a hug?
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@drlucyrogers@mastodon.social I had wondered whether it'd be ok to have books available to buy during or post talk, seeing this has given me better feelings about doing so after my own!
Ten years ago today I released an EP on Bandcamp called The Hardy Tree.
It contains two original songs and three parodies - one smutty and two about how hopeful I was that 2017 would be a better year. That turned out well.
The original songs were written when I was in my teens, and I'd finally got around to recording them.
I've released better quality, better produced music since (most not on bandcamp) but I've a soft spot for this first collection.
Enjoy? Enjoy.
https://kes-tr-al.bandcamp.com/album/the-hardy-tree
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@janamarie@mystical.garden @coldclimate@hachyderm.io I came here to ask the same question, shall follow and keep an eye out for a write up! So, so cool.
I've put myself forward for fiction and poetry writing mentorship on https://fedilearns.fyi/#writing-editing-and-literature - feel free to reach out if that's something you've always wanted to try your hand at!
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@rob_haines@mastodon.art I've always wondered how that button training would work - I suppose mine's too old for us to try that now?
Just made a cup of tea. Got out a nice oat biscuit. Put both things on my desk ready for a nice break. Went to the bathroom.
Came back to find my cat sat next to the cup of tea, crumbs everywhere, looking guilty.
The biscuit is gone.
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@janamarie@mystical.garden ah thank you so much for taking the time, and sending the link!
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@moranaga@literatur.social @klausman@mas.to oddly they smell like bad fish to me when they pop.
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@thejpster@hachyderm.io I see you’ve already packed an extra pair of RISC machines in case one gets wet or dirty.
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@mntmn@mastodon.social My shoes have laces on them, UART feels unnessecily complicated for footware.
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@ticky@slime.global I am in Europe but alas, my country took an axe to its ability to have any say in EU matters :-(