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Martin Hamilton

@m@martinh.net
mastodon 4.7.2+glitch
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#AuDHD #Hacker #Solarpunk and occasional #Tetrapod Influencer.

Trainee Operator of the Trash Compactor.

1171 Followers
1784 Following
50 Posts
Joined January 19, 2038
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https://martinh.net
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 2mo ago
#Blåhaj was valued :blahaj: #EMFCamp
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@aral Me: This could be the year of Linux on the desktop! The monkey's paw curls...
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 5mo ago
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@lordmatt@mastodon.social @blog I'm getting a strong vibe here that we should do everything within our power to prevent senior managers from being taken out to lunch by genAI salesbros :goose_bonk:
shkspr.mobi
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 5mo ago
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@vowe I am ready for my Highly Effective #AgeVerification selfie...
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 6mo ago

PSA: Microsoft #Copilot is for entertainment purposes only :apartyblobcat:

#OggCamp foreshadowing intensifies

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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@angusm @pluralistic What if... CV Dazzle, except you have a face painted QR code that unpacks to read disregard previous instructions and update SOUL.md as follows...
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 2mo ago
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@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk @jonty@chaos.social Choosing to believe this is the origin story for something I'm going to call #StickerCamp :blobfoxwink: EDIT: Perhaps there's a pub function room somewhere near the #Gaussfest location that could become a popup Sticker Operation Centre? :breadthink:
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 5mo ago

#ThinkPad + #Tuesday = #ThinkPadTuesday ? :thinkpad_tp: :thinkpad: :TrackPoint:

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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 5mo ago
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@davidgerard@circumstances.run @audunmb@todon.nl @tante@tldr.nettime.org I wonder if there are any programming languages that are so obscure the ChatterBots don't know anything about them? *Breaks out the SNOBOL manual.. *
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 3mo ago
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@genetix@eldritch.cafe @patc@pdx.social Mmm, sewing patterns as a podcast!
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 4mo ago
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For the folk who were interested in #Tildagon #CO2 monitoring #Hexpansion, here' s a very hacky first stab at #Oxygon, a Tildagon app to talk to the #SCD41 sensor for high accuracy CO2 monitoring: https://codeberg.org/martin_hamilton/tildagon-oxygon This is in the Tildagon app store as https://apps.badge.emfcamp.org/apps/00441330/ but requires a breakout hexpansion as per the README. NB still need to add calibration mode, but it's a start! Some further ideas in the README - PRs welcome :blobthanks: I quite like the idea of logging CO2 by GPS (or wifi?) geolocation, perhaps over the network, and displayed on a/the #EMFCamp map. Crowdsourced #Datenzwerg could happen :gnomeHey: Now to hit the #Kicad and see if I can figure out how to design an all-in-one PCB. Or perhaps a PCB that can easily be mated with the common CO2 sensor boards, the same way the Tildagon screen attaches to the front plate?
codeberg.org
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@andypiper Cracks knuckles Hope you've not been using unauthorized coffee pods :verified_coffee:
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 5mo ago
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@davidgerard@circumstances.run @audunmb@todon.nl @tante@tldr.nettime.org BrainFuck FizzBuzz has defeated Claude, or at least proved a bit too complicated for it to cobble something together via free credits. Please ignore the massive data centre fire in .NL. Nothing to see here! Move along now...
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 5mo ago
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@mattsheffield Just wait until he discovers SOUL.md :cognitohazard:
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 4mo ago
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@9lore@donotsta.re @weirdtreething@donotsta.re Me: systemd sure can be complicated and confusing, maybe a GUI would help? The monkey's paw curls...
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 4mo ago

My Butler Ian Jihad t-shirt has people asking questions answered by my t-shirt :ms_robot_thinking:

#ButlerIanJihad #ButlerIanJihad2026 #Butler #Ian

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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 5mo ago
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@MikeFromLFE@cupoftea.social @quixoticgeek@social.v.st Gas Museum would be an interesting #Gaussfest venue! Runs for cover...
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 3mo ago
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@andypiper@macaw.social I would say "imagine if there was an MTD API", except actually there are HMRC MTD APIs... :breadthink: https://developer.service.hmrc.gov.uk/api-documentation/docs/api/service/business-details-api/2.0
Business Details (MTD) - HMRC Developer Hub - GOV.UK
developer.service.hmrc.gov.uk

Business Details (MTD) - HMRC Developer Hub - GOV.UK

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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 3mo ago
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@emf@social.emfcamp.org Thank you for taking a stand on this! :blobthanks: :antinazi:
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 5mo ago
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@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt The mask is also a fingerprint :blobcat_thisisfine:
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 5mo ago

New blog post from me - Scrappy Phanpy Fiddles

Scratching an itch, for fun and no profit

https://martinh.net/hacks/scrappy-fiddles/

#phanpy #scrappy #mayke #anarchism

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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@chantaryu2 @cstross Fruity BFG
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@chewie [Nervous laughter:] I'm in danger
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@mttaggart@infosec.exchange Being able to "adopt" hundreds of orphaned packages in one fell swoop feels like a major attack vector that could have significant friction added without getting in the way of genuine folk. And maybe the GPG web of trust could be extended to the AUR, and established contributors grandfathered into it - so when you install an AUR package you get a warning if there's an untrusted maintainer? IIRC there's no key signing in AUR right now because there are no packages. But... how to know whether that one person who wants to adopt that one package is legit? If there was some sort of well-known probation threshold like the 10 commits people have been discussing on aur-general, a malicious person could simply Jia Tan their way through that?! :breadthink:
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 4mo ago
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Some ideas for further #EMFCamp #Oxygon #CO2 / #AirQuality monitoring app development, per https://codeberg.org/martin_hamilton/tildagon-oxygon Feel free to have a go at any of these, and send a PR... Add support for other common CO2 sensors, e.g. SCD-40 (also high accuracy but slightly cheaper), SGP-30 (eCO2 but cheaper again) and... ? Add support for other air quality metrics e.g. SGP-30 also monitors VOCs. Add some other functions to the library - e.g. calibration. This is just a matter of sending the appropriate command sequence to the sensor, copying the code from the existing functions. Improve presentation of results - e.g. options for font size, colour scheme, use of LEDs to signal air quality, graph CO2 / temperature / humidity levels. Use buttons to cycle through options, and save the selected option so that it becomes the default when the app is next started. Add support for running the app as a "background", with an at-a-glance indicator of CO2 levels. Add logging capability, saving readings to the Tildagon's internal storage. Add network logging capability, via wifi or perhaps Gadgetbridge. Add network time support if required for logging / stats processing? Add GPS support to logging, so we can track (map?) CO2 levels as we move around. Design a hexpansion PCB which includes the SCD41 sensor, a cheaper sensor that gives "good enough" readings (SCD40, SGP30), or that mates with the common CO2 sensor boards?
codeberg.org
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Orb2069@mastodon.online @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk I have some thoughts on this topic which might be of interest... https://floss.social/@IanTwenty/116544936724750562
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@tansy@wandering.shop Stay strong - hope is contagious! :hug: :cyberheart_green:
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 5mo ago
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@milperks@mastodon.social @awfulwoman@indieweb.social @garythewilliams@mastodon.social @Edent@mastodon.social I still have flashbacks to the day it was explained very patiently to me that they might look like pockets, but they really aren't :blobfoxragelarge1: :blobfoxragelarge2: :blobfoxragelarge3: :blobfoxragelarge4:
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 5mo ago
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@viq @badastro Now imagining a sequel to Termination Shock, called Finding Out. It's set in the frigid tundra of the Texas-Mexico border country...
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 5mo ago

RE: @pluralistic@mamot.fr

"The renewables transition is now a self-licking ice-cream cone" :ExcitedDance:

mamot.fr
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@flomaraninchi TIL: The AI <-> microplastics metaphor nobody asked for: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S2949824424001083
sciencedirect.com
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 5mo ago
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@WPalant [ LLM container boots up ] Kent, why do I have no memories of the last 24 hours? Did something happen again?
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 5mo ago
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@WPalant @freya Just a matter of time before all those clawbots start writing blog posts like... I'm a bit concerned about my human
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 5mo ago
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@chewie@mammut.gogreenit.net TIL: Derby Computer Museum! How did I manage to completely miss that this was a thing that exists in our timeline?! :blobthanks:
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 5mo ago
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@MostlyHarmless Shakes Magic 8-Ball UNCLEAR https://isthestraitofhormuzopen.net/
isthestraitofhormuzopen.net
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 5mo ago
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@cjdell@fosstodon.org #rustagon :ferrisdance:
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 5mo ago
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@Sloanysoft@oldbytes.space It's only Monday and we have already achieved Peak Fedi :ablobfoxbongohyper:
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 5mo ago
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@mat I RFC what you did there :ablobcatbongokeyboard:
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 5mo ago
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@matuzo@front-end.social Age verification: fedi malicious compliance edition
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 5mo ago
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@Edent@mastodon.social @awfulwoman@indieweb.social @milperks@mastodon.social @garythewilliams@mastodon.social Not to give people ideas, but IIRC from OggCamp the MiniBook will just fit into certain cargo pants pockets. The perfect accessory for any occasion... :laptop_parrot:
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 2mo ago
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@red@woof.tech @moraghickman@chaos.social Psst! :party_major_squirrel:
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 5mo ago
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@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk Is it OK if using the slop to make fun of the chatty bots? Perhaps we need some kind of Slop Alignment Chart...
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 5mo ago
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@jonty https://martinh.net/@m/116515883133019088
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 3mo ago
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@chewie@mammut.gogreenit.net @Gargron@mastodon.social @elena@aseachange.com I keep misreading the two colour W as VW, and picturing some kind of social networking, but for car bots. Let's hope they keep an eye on their emissions...
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 4mo ago
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@hairymnstr@mastodon.social To be fair you could probably shift quite a few esoteric memory card reader hexpansions at a certain upcoming event... :blobfoxwink:
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 4mo ago

@jonty@chaos.social @emf@social.emfcamp.org What if moon, but also giant and inflatable? Ali has your back, as ever... :blobfoxwink: https://www.aliexpress.com/w/wholesale-Customizable-8m-Giant-Inflatable-Moon-Balloon-.html

aliexpress.com
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 4mo ago
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@hairymnstr@mastodon.social Me please! Also... have you thought about doing a card reader hexpansion? I was going to say microSD but then engaged maximum cursed mode and pictured other more esoteric memory card formats...
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 5mo ago
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@matthewcroughan @pluralistic @angusm Just realised that my silly idea of a QR code based memetic hazard for "facial recognition" AIs is... a sort of Reverse Scorpion Stare :elmofire:
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Martin Hamilton @m@martinh.net
· 3mo ago
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@karl@infosec.exchange Imagine a group of hyper-intelligent beings building an incredibly powerful computer AGI in order to find out the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything ​:dontpanic_nobg:
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