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Matt 🔶 (LordMatt)

@lordmatt@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06
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Matthew Brown is a geeky #writer from Kent (#UK). I #blog lots. I develop with #PHP for the fun of it (and professionally). I think I am funny - puns abound (you have been warned).

I am from the UK and the 1900s

I love a nerdy chat and encountering new points of view.

I love all things #TimeTravel. I'm into #WordPress #DnD, #UKPolitics 🔶, #humour, #writing, #photography and... Ah, for the rest you must follow me.

My mailing list: https://hi.lordmatt.co.uk

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Joined November 09, 2022
Geek Blog:
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Matt 🔶 (LordMatt) @lordmatt@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@angiebaby@mas.to @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place As we learned with WordPress no "benevolent" dictators, as you never know when they might let slip the dogs of war for no reason.
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Matt 🔶 (LordMatt) @lordmatt@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social @amateur_ninja@mastodon.online I tried being normal once. Dullest five minutes of my entire life.
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Matt 🔶 (LordMatt) @lordmatt@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@mattgemmell@mastodon.scot This is exactly why I have a laser printer. A Samsung, but it will sit there asleep for months and then happily print stuff double-sided when I ask before going back to sleep. I never have to wait for head cleaning, worry about dry ink, or other inkjet BS. In case of low toner, you can give the toner cart a shake and then set it back to work.
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Matt 🔶 (LordMatt) @lordmatt@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@blog When will the suits learn that security through obscurity is no security at all?
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Matt 🔶 (LordMatt) @lordmatt@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
For those worried about #ChatControl please don't think about talking to the geeks about all the ways it is possible to flood the scanning systems with junk. When you hope to #StopChatControl in no way consider that it could become economically unviable using old school spam techniques.
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Matt 🔶 (LordMatt) @lordmatt@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@Amberrrrrrr@tech.lgbt @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place Linus came out heavily in favour of AI and told people if they don't like it, they can fork or walk.
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Matt 🔶 (LordMatt) @lordmatt@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@NatalyaD Benches were essential to getting me back outside and walking again. Also walls. A good wall you can sit on is a real treat when you need a bench but can't find one. I used to navigate routes by walls and benches so I could sit as needed.
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Matt 🔶 (LordMatt) @lordmatt@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@UnePorte This is my new favourate thing. This is better than the times the council kept asking for the same information, so I squeezed it onto a single side of A4 in size 9px font, single-spaced, knowing they would scan it at a low resolution and store it at 50% size.
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Matt 🔶 (LordMatt) @lordmatt@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
Today, for no reason, instead of struggling to keep my blood sugar down to an acceptable level, I'm struggling to keep it up to a safe level. My body is just doing its own thing today, I guess.
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Matt 🔶 (LordMatt) @lordmatt@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@bruce@darkmoon.social Maybe, although in my experience, managers tend to have very little understanding of how the technology actually works, but somehow are expected to make sound decisions about said technology.
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Matt 🔶 (LordMatt) @lordmatt@mastodon.social
· 10mo ago

This week on #FollowFriday I shall be recommending:

@Yourlocalbearman@mastodon.social (art/memes)

@ThanetLibDems@mastodonapp.uk (UK poli)

@writers (writing)

@punning (dad jokes)

@princessviola@retro.pizza (loves cats)

@ukelections@mastodonapp.uk (UK poli)

@tomi (the cool kinda nerdy)

@ThunderPerfectWitchcraft@outmo.de (just because)

@pfefferle@mastodon.social (An awesome WP Dev and nice human being)

Give them a follow and tell I say "hi".

mastodon.social

Mastodon

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Matt 🔶 (LordMatt) @lordmatt@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

A while back, I created a character (and setting) specifically licensed so anyone can use them. The character is Colin Blaze a supernatural detective from London.

https://muse.authorbuzz.co.uk/tag/colin-blaze/

#ColinBlaze #CC

muse.authorbuzz.co.uk
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Matt 🔶 (LordMatt) @lordmatt@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@devnull@mamot.fr @blog Exactly
shkspr.mobi
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Matt 🔶 (LordMatt) @lordmatt@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@matthiasott Thanks for the reminder. Took care of that right away.
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Matt 🔶 (LordMatt) @lordmatt@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@Klepsis @caleb Coming back to life seems pretty OP to me.
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Matt 🔶 (LordMatt) @lordmatt@mastodon.social
· 20mo ago
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@asrg @aaron @marcusb @mike @Fingel This very much reminds me of the infinitely crawlable nonsense first designed (by me) to give Microsoft Recall a headache.
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Matt 🔶 (LordMatt) @lordmatt@mastodon.social
· 27mo ago
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@EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu This in itself is a good thing. Turning around and then forcing the exact same abuse via #ChatControl so you can gather the data is just as bad if not worse.
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Matt 🔶 (LordMatt) @lordmatt@mastodon.social
· 9mo ago
Replying to
@m Do you think it would be great to get some new songs?
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Matt 🔶 (LordMatt) @lordmatt@mastodon.social
· 40mo ago
Replying to
@openscience @andrewdessler If that data were a stock market chart, I'd take a long position on it. That it is climate change is scary.
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Matt 🔶 (LordMatt) @lordmatt@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago
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@foone@digipres.club At this stage, midnight reboots should be listed as a bug, not a feature.
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Matt 🔶 (LordMatt) @lordmatt@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io My friend and I both agree that we have our best ideas while sitting on the toilet. We joked that we should open a lavoratory.
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Matt 🔶 (LordMatt) @lordmatt@mastodon.social
· 43mo ago
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@Miriamm@mastodon.social 10/10 - best summary of history ever.
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Matt 🔶 (LordMatt) @lordmatt@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@glyph@mastodon.social NGL I sometimes let ChatGPT do a code review on hobby code because I make silly typing mistakes sometimes but I don't want AI writing my code - that's the fun part.
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