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Wieferich Prime
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
Things are:
* White or "political"
* Straight or "political"
* Male or "political"
* Cis or "political"
* Able-bodied or "political"
* Neurotypical or "political"
* Christian or "political"
* Capitalist or "political"
etc, etc
"I don't like to talk about politics" means "I voted Tory and I don't like to be made to feel uncomfortable"
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Some rich tech asshole: "I am a fascist. Here is a list of fascist things that I, a full-blown mask-off fascist, believe"
Equivocating FOSS Libs on here: "Well, it's impossible to say if he's actually fash. He's said some racist things, sure, (and I'm apparently OK with that?) but I don't believe he's actually a fascist"
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"No, I didn't plagiarise it, I simply Found It In My Training Data"
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"The dogmatic anti-asbestos rhetoric on here is getting really toxic. Sometimes it's just the right tool for the job"
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Quoth the Raven, "Be careful with that cable, it's carrying 48 volts"
-- Edgar Allan PoE
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Zawinski's Law, 2026 Edition: Every program attempts to expand until it can have some pointless fucking AI shit, that nobody asked for, shoehorned into it
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Poe's Law: Somebody, somewhere will earnestly treat your sarcasm with 100% sincerity
PoE's Law: Somebody, somewhere will plug the wrong cable into an ethernet port and fry their device
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@e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de @BlueMonday1984@awful.systemshttps://mastodon.me.uk/@pikesley/117331264128183355
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Some rich tech asshole: "I am a fascist. Here is a list of fascist things that I, a full-blown mask-off fascist, believe"
Equivocating FOSS Libs on here: "Well, it's impossible to say if he's actually fash. He's said some racist things, sure, (and I'm apparently OK with that?) but I don't believe he's actually a fascist"
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WTF is this that I've just seen in Waitrose?
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Welcome to kneecap.smash, our new instance here on fediverse.com. Our presumed-consent, opt-out model means that by the time you find out about us and what we're doing, you'll probably still have one kneecap left
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My AI has Escaped Containment and started ordering huge amounts of guillotine parts 🤷
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I have written about #EMFCamphttps://sam.pikesley.org/blog/2026/07/22/emf-as-an-act-of-defiance/
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@zzt@mas.to
all they know is prompt Claude, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip & lie
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@samvines@awful.systems @blakestacey@awful.systems
Is it Stupid AI Gimmick Day again? They come around so quickly now
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People You Wouldn't Trust To Pour Piss Out Of A Boot With The Instructions Printed On The Heel are somehow running the country, Part #3214312
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/sep/02/uk-datacentres-ai-boom-foi-environment
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New release just about to hit the #EMFCamp #Tildagon app-store
https://apps.badge.emfcamp.org/apps/34121033
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@bodil@social.treehouse.systems
I saw the Ontological Microplastics at the Wheatsheaf in Stoke in about 1995. Supporting The Longpigs, I think
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Pretty sure I saw Debian Inference Portal at Glastonbury in about 1994
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@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works @dgerard@awful.systems
"IT'S JUST A TOOL" I shriek as I cut my own leg off with a chainsaw
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This now exists on the #EMFCamp #Tildagon app-store
https://apps.badge.emfcamp.org/apps/33240411/
If anybody has any ideas how we might transform this nonsense into an actual game, I'm all ears
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Something I just saw on here put this in my mind
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@Nickiquote@mstdn.social
When the moon hits your knees
And you mispronounce trees
Sycamore
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FUCKING HELL CAN WE PLEASE JUST MAKE IT STOP
Why I’m leaving OpenAI to build telepathy
https://naomibashkansky.com/blog/telepathy/
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@doop@social.earth.li Right? Some people definitely come with "OK, I paid for this, entertain me" energy and MATE YOU'VE WILDLY MISUNDERSTOOD WHAT THIS IS AND THE OPPORTUNITIES IT'S OFFERING YOU
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@Alice@beige.party You reminded me of something
https://mastodon.me.uk/@pikesley/114562710111343286
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It has rained in E15. The air is cool and damp. Amazing
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@davidgerard@circumstances.run
This ends with some of them being eaten by bears, doesn't it?
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Dwarf Fortress Bugs
0000728: Eggs do not lay eggs
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“average shareholder value = 3 eggs" factoid actualy just statistical error. average shareholder has 0 value. Value Goose, who lives in cave & has 71 goose value, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”
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@janamarie@mystical.garden
These are lovely. Almost making me forget how infernally hot it was
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Capitalism "legally allowed to indoctrinate and exploit 14-year-olds", says Labour Government
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj4k2djd5qpo
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https://news.sky.com/story/europe-wildfires-latest-french-tourist-hotspot-evacuated-as-national-emergency-declared-in-spain-13566532
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c935yx2z9d4o
Everything is unbelievably fucked and the people in charge absolutely do not care
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@moraghickman@chaos.socialhttps://mastodon.me.uk/@pikesley/116959391260847114
(mostly blaming @mini_ninja_64@chaos.social tbh, the Meow stickers were Too Good)
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I heard there was a secret cord
That nobody told David about
And his parachute didn't open
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@lurker@awful.systems @swlabr@awful.systems he should be pelted with tomatoes, preferably still in the tins
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@BlueMonday1984@awful.systems @sinedpick@awful.systems
The only way you’d come to that conclusion is if you’re utterly devoid of creativity and artistic insight
You might be onto something here
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@jon @pikesley@mastodon.social
Yes, she's great. I should probably nuke this masotodon.social account, though
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