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Wieferich Prime

@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
mastodon 4.6.9
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Things are:

* White or "political"
* Straight or "political"
* Male or "political"
* Cis or "political"
* Able-bodied or "political"
* Neurotypical or "political"
* Christian or "political"
* Capitalist or "political"

etc, etc

"I don't like to talk about politics" means "I voted Tory and I don't like to be made to feel uncomfortable"

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Joined April 05, 2017
web:
https://sam.pikesley.org
band:
https://rawfunkmaharishi.uk/
location:
London
pronouns:
he / him
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 1w ago
Some rich tech asshole: "I am a fascist. Here is a list of fascist things that I, a full-blown mask-off fascist, believe" Equivocating FOSS Libs on here: "Well, it's impossible to say if he's actually fash. He's said some racist things, sure, (and I'm apparently OK with that?) but I don't believe he's actually a fascist"
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 4w ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
"No, I didn't plagiarise it, I simply Found It In My Training Data"
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 1mo ago
"The dogmatic anti-asbestos rhetoric on here is getting really toxic. Sometimes it's just the right tool for the job"
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 2mo ago
Quoth the Raven, "Be careful with that cable, it's carrying 48 volts" -- Edgar Allan PoE
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 1w ago
Replying to
@gerikson@awful.systems @BlueMonday1984@awful.systems "shrimp over families"
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 2w ago
Zawinski's Law, 2026 Edition: Every program attempts to expand until it can have some pointless fucking AI shit, that nobody asked for, shoehorned into it
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 2mo ago
Poe's Law: Somebody, somewhere will earnestly treat your sarcasm with 100% sincerity PoE's Law: Somebody, somewhere will plug the wrong cable into an ethernet port and fry their device
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 1w ago
Replying to
@e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de @BlueMonday1984@awful.systemshttps://mastodon.me.uk/@pikesley/117331264128183355
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Wieferich Prime
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
Some rich tech asshole: "I am a fascist. Here is a list of fascist things that I, a full-blown mask-off fascist, believe" Equivocating FOSS Libs on here: "Well, it's impossible to say if he's actually fash. He's said some racist things, sure, (and I'm apparently OK with that?) but I don't believe he's actually a fascist"
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mastodon.me.uk

Low Frequency Ovipositor: "Some rich tech asshole: "I am a fascist. Here is …" - mastodon.me.uk

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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 1mo ago
WTF is this that I've just seen in Waitrose?
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 3mo ago
Welcome to kneecap.smash, our new instance here on fediverse.com. Our presumed-consent, opt-out model means that by the time you find out about us and what we're doing, you'll probably still have one kneecap left
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 2mo ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
My AI has Escaped Containment and started ordering huge amounts of guillotine parts 🤷
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 2mo ago
I have written about #EMFCamphttps://sam.pikesley.org/blog/2026/07/22/emf-as-an-act-of-defiance/
sam.pikesley.org
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 1mo ago
Replying to
@zzt@mas.to all they know is prompt Claude, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip & lie
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 3mo ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
Value Goose implies Hue Goose and Saturation Goose
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 3w ago
Replying to
@samvines@awful.systems @blakestacey@awful.systems Is it Stupid AI Gimmick Day again? They come around so quickly now
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 1mo ago
People You Wouldn't Trust To Pour Piss Out Of A Boot With The Instructions Printed On The Heel are somehow running the country, Part #3214312 https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/sep/02/uk-datacentres-ai-boom-foi-environment
theguardian.com
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 2mo ago
New release just about to hit the #EMFCamp #Tildagon app-store https://apps.badge.emfcamp.org/apps/34121033
apps.badge.emfcamp.org

EMF Countdown — Tildagon App Store

EMF Countdown by pikesley. Countdown to EMF 2028. Up and Down buttons to change the units.

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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 1mo ago
Replying to
@Amoeba_Girl@awful.systems @o7___o7@awful.systems
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@bodil@social.treehouse.systems I saw the Ontological Microplastics at the Wheatsheaf in Stoke in about 1995. Supporting The Longpigs, I think
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 1mo ago
Replying to
@gerikson@awful.systems @BlueMonday1984@awful.systemshttps://www.lesswrong.com/posts/eq2aJt8ZqMaGhBu3r/zach-stein-perlman-s-shortform?commentId=a2xgz7bevKKHQ8BEj WTF Definitely not a cult
Zach Stein-Perlman's Shortform — LessWrong
lesswrong.com

Zach Stein-Perlman's Shortform — LessWrong

Comment by Zach Stein-Perlman - I made a shirt inspired by @David Matolcsi's banger last week. PSA: you can just make shirts; if you're making just one copy I like uberprints.com (change product to canvas jersey t-shirt).

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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 2w ago
Replying to
@bignose@awful.systems @dgerard@awful.systems Bill Hicks was right
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 1w ago
Replying to
Pretty sure I saw Debian Inference Portal at Glastonbury in about 1994
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 4w ago
Replying to
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works @dgerard@awful.systems "IT'S JUST A TOOL" I shriek as I cut my own leg off with a chainsaw
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@trechnex@mastodonapp.uk
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 3mo ago
This now exists on the #EMFCamp #Tildagon app-store https://apps.badge.emfcamp.org/apps/33240411/ If anybody has any ideas how we might transform this nonsense into an actual game, I'm all ears
apps.badge.emfcamp.org

Valued Goose — Tildagon App Store

Valued Goose by pikesley. Eggs do not lay eggs. It was the goose that created value

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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 3mo ago
Something I just saw on here put this in my mind
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 3mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
Replying to
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees Sycamore
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 2mo ago
FUCKING HELL CAN WE PLEASE JUST MAKE IT STOP Why I’m leaving OpenAI to build telepathy https://naomibashkansky.com/blog/telepathy/
naomibashkansky.com
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@doop@social.earth.li Right? Some people definitely come with "OK, I paid for this, entertain me" energy and MATE YOU'VE WILDLY MISUNDERSTOOD WHAT THIS IS AND THE OPPORTUNITIES IT'S OFFERING YOU
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@Alice@beige.party You reminded me of something https://mastodon.me.uk/@pikesley/114562710111343286
mastodon.me.uk
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 1mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
It has rained in E15. The air is cool and damp. Amazing
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 2mo ago
Seeing all these kids at #EMFCamp having the time of their lives and wondering how different my life might have been had I known at the age of ten that these people, this energy, exists in the world
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@davidgerard@circumstances.run This ends with some of them being eaten by bears, doesn't it?
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 3mo ago
Replying to
Dwarf Fortress Bugs 0000728: Eggs do not lay eggs
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@jonty@chaos.social We are also monumentally overstocked on stickers
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@janamarie@mystical.garden "What if EMF happened on the Moon?"
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 3mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
Replying to
“average shareholder value = 3 eggs" factoid actualy just statistical error. average shareholder has 0 value. Value Goose, who lives in cave & has 71 goose value, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@janamarie@mystical.garden These are lovely. Almost making me forget how infernally hot it was
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 3mo ago
Equal parts alarming and exciting #EMFCamp
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 3mo ago
Sorry celebrate my *what*, Etsy?
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 2mo ago
Capitalism "legally allowed to indoctrinate and exploit 14-year-olds", says Labour Government https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj4k2djd5qpo
bbc.co.uk
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 2mo ago
https://news.sky.com/story/europe-wildfires-latest-french-tourist-hotspot-evacuated-as-national-emergency-declared-in-spain-13566532 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c935yx2z9d4o Everything is unbelievably fucked and the people in charge absolutely do not care
news.sky.com
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 3mo ago
Boosted by @tchambers@indieweb.social
Actual Sisyphus https://boingboing.net/2026/07/06/post-china-built-a-40-story-tower-that-stores-wind-powe.html
boingboing.net
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@moraghickman@chaos.socialhttps://mastodon.me.uk/@pikesley/116959391260847114 (mostly blaming @mini_ninja_64@chaos.social tbh, the Meow stickers were Too Good)
mastodon.me.uk

Chamfered Tetrahedron: "Might need to get a second laptop #EMFCamp" - mastodon.me.uk

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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 3mo ago
I heard there was a secret cord That nobody told David about And his parachute didn't open
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 2w ago
Replying to
@BioMan@awful.systems @lurker@awful.systems Evergreen opinion
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 2w ago
Replying to
@lurker@awful.systems @swlabr@awful.systems he should be pelted with tomatoes, preferably still in the tins
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 2d ago
Replying to

@BlueMonday1984@awful.systems @sinedpick@awful.systems

The only way you’d come to that conclusion is if you’re utterly devoid of creativity and artistic insight

You might be onto something here

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Wieferich Prime @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@jon @pikesley@mastodon.social Yes, she's great. I should probably nuke this masotodon.social account, though
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