Jello Bea Arthur 🍄

Growing up, I didn't have a robot to ask when I didn't know something. I had my mom. She always knew the answers because she had read all about them in books, and she remembered them with her very own brain. It was a super effective system that did not require upgrades and used only a small amount of water and the occasional diet cola.

It’s alway a pleasure to break out the Bette Davis meme.

I used to enjoy dystopian fiction, but I’m over it due to the sheer abundance of dystopian reality.

@rubyjones@wandering.shop @JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange I agree. I had it in Feb. of 2020 and there were already trucks filled with bodies outside of the funeral homes and hospitals. I've been in decline for that long.

@JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange Purple hair gets 'em every time.

@z_everson@journa.host This is a pretty great educational tool, in a darkly cute way.

Zucchini bread is a vegetable.

Open faced avocado sandwich with diced Vidalia onions, a blend of Swiss and Gruyere cheeses, salt, pepper, and a dash of toasted cumin on French bread under the broiler until lightly browned. 😋 #food

@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social He probably shouldn't have said anything online until it was over. I hope he'll be ok, not least because I want to know who's in that closet. 😳

Me: Is it weird that I’ve developed a crush on Tom Jones? Him: I think it’s weird that you didn’t already have one.

@the_etrain@beige.party Right back at ya!

@Ashedryden@xoxo.zone Warm kitty belly is the best. 😻

@VogueLaGalere@mastodon.online I wasn’t able to read the link I sent you even though it worked earlier. Here’s a screenshot for context.

@mycrowgirl@flipping.rocks Scrolling from bottom to top when I saw that face, then I misread it as Crime Frog and he looks the part. 😅

@VogueLaGalere@mastodon.online My rule is that I won’t say anything about a dead person that I wouldn’t say to their face. Graham deserves every slur he’s getting today and more. https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:luyspucx7l6vzr4slq3lmt2f/post/3mqhadn5nzk26

@mastodonmigration@mastodon.online That fact actually proves why El-Sayed needs to win, if only voters were smart enough to see it.

Doesn’t matter what country or organization, this is what I think of whenever I see a flag.

@dugglebutt@beige.party They've built up their tolerance, and also, holding 20 joints while going about their day isn't the same as sitting and actually smoking them. I'm betting that they get wasted and then let the rest go up in smoke, to coin a phrase. It's about image.

If you're in your70s or 80s and all you have to show for it is perfectly grey hair, well done and also fuck off.

@Sheep_Overboard@infosec.exchange Capris, really? 😁

RE: https://aoir.social/@aram/116816542188979880 We’ve officially reached the “Nixon was fine, actually” phase of fascist gaslighting.

@cgsines@mastodon.world All breads are just butter delivery tools.

@liquor_american@universeodon.com @Lana@beige.party 🏆

@csstrowbridge@mastodon.social That's kind of the way I found out. 😆

@LittleTownJane@mas.to That’s the bad kind of scary, not the fun kind.

Fireworks? Pffft! Bring back lawn darts, ya pussies.

@mycrowgirl@flipping.rocks Waiting for the signal. 🕵️

@elebertus@eigenmagic.net I love this so much! 😸

@MedeaVanamonde@beige.party @MarkHoltom@mastodonapp.uk I always have been as well. But the last one nearly did me in so no more pets for me. 😭

@xinicit@beige.party Too much truth. 😭 😭 😭

@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk @JayElbey@ioc.exchange 😝😂

#JukeboxFridayNight#Waiting#music Sinéad O'Connor - Jackie (Lyrics) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3kSzNoQMiM

@MarkHoltom@mastodonapp.uk It’s part of the bargain we make with them when we take them in. The worst part, but one of the most important.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social 🤷‍♀️

The explosive diarrhea epidemic needs a name. Too bad Operation Epic Fury was already taken.

@AncTreat5358@lgbtqia.space Yay! I’m celebrating with you in spirit. 🥳

@crooksandliars@crooklyn.social It's a golden pig.

@Nonilex@masto.ai Pulte was hired to keep secrets.

@rolenthedeep@rattodon.nexus Let me just get the mortar and pestle warmed up and I’m with you!

#JukeboxFridayNight#Waiting #musicThe Wonder Stuff - 30 Years In The Bathroom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS2AA27i0Ag

@BackFromTheDud@mas.to 🤣

@JayElbey@ioc.exchange Yep. Nailed it.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social It me.