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Got stoned and went through my pantry and found a bag of Lay’s Sour Cream and Onion potato chips Criterion Collection

“I will Follow You into the Dark”

- Death Cab for Cutie

“I will Follow You into the Kitchen”

- my dog

There is this dude named Steven Bradbury out of Australia who happened to win the Winter Olympic Gold Medal in Speed Skating 2002 completely by accident

It is hilarious

He wasn’t even supposed to be there, someone dropped out and he was old and slow as molasses

But for whatever reason, he would always be in the back and all the other athletes would crash out and he would just glide to first place

Classic.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Bradbury?wprov=sfti1#2002_Winter_Olympics

I always found it kind of weird that the United States of America, as a country, doesn’t really have a true name.

That’s just a description of a bunch of places that are near each other.

I worked in music law for nearly 15 years and I have never seen anything like what is going on with Ed Sheeran
Typically, the headliner, along with their label, have to front upwards of a million dollars per show. Which means he just lost tens of millions of dollars in 2 days
The subsequent lawsuit is going to go on forever

Something that sounds dumb but is actually sort of brilliant is that professional athletes will play as themselves in video games

It’s not for fun, they use it as training

Because the stats are constantly updating, they use it as analysis and visualization for their upcoming opponents

Plus, you get to paid to play video games so that’s dope

I just found out there is a lake in Bolivia called Lago Poopó

Lake Titicaca, you’re on the clock

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Poop%C3%B3?wprov=sfti1#

One of the craziest movies I have ever heard of is called The Cure for Insomnia

It is nearly 4 DAYS long

That is not a typo

And it wasn’t made to be a movie. It was made to be a literal cure for insomnia

It is virtually impossible to find but there are clips. It’s mainly just a bunch of random footage, but the idea was that if you have insomnia, you watch it and you will fall asleep

I’m not sure why phone companies always promote their cameras as the selling point

If you are casually taking pictures, ok, but serious vloggers use their own cameras and drones etc

So who are they marketing to? What’s the appeal?

Saw an ad for a skincare product that lasts 72 hours

Uh, don’t people shower at least once over the course of 3 days or…?

Shia, in Arabic, means ‘follower’ and ‘le boeuf’ in French means ‘the meat’

So Shia LeBoeuf means “follower of the meat”

Something that is weird about the medical community is that Doctors and Nurses still use pagers all the time. There is actually a uniquely practical reason for this

Because the signal is so low, compared to say a cellphone, they are able to transmit through the cement and metal buildings

Also, because pagers use that frequency, if one tower goes down, they are still connected to others, whereas if a cell tower goes down, it’s complete blackout

There is this dude who goes by Husk and all he does is make tiktok videos of him getting into huge arguments with AI.

Gold.

I like how, in the Back to the Future movies, Doc Brown always wore a tie

He knew drip long before we did

Idk what the actual fuck is going on with this AI company Anthropic

A few days ago they claimed they had a 100% cure for cancer. Then they admitted there is about a 10% chance it will kill everything on earth. Yeah that’s one way to get rid of cancer

Almost everyone from the company has since resigned

This is either a really bad joke or a really bad omen

Ironic company name…

This is a real place in the Milwaukee Mitchell International Airport that exists in real life and I must go here:

https://onmilwaukee.com/articles/recombobulationsigns

Alright so I’ve been alive for a considerable amount of time now, but something still inoculates my brain:

Super Mario Brothers

Is it pronounced Mar-i-oh or Marry-o?

I don’t know if this will ever be settled