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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄

@jonathankoren@sfba.social
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High Weirdness accelerationist
Known hummus supporter
Infowarrior
Together, we can win the War on Bikes.

667 Followers
611 Following
50 Posts
Joined August 11, 2023
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https://robotmonkeys.net
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https://jonathankoren.com
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 1w ago
3.63% of GDP is being spent on AI. More than we spent on railroads in the 1800s. All for a technology that is still unproven and unclear if it will ever be profitable. Tulips wish they had it so good. https://www.wsj.com/economy/the-ai-build-out-is-becoming-the-biggest-economic-bet-in-u-s-history-c60716dd?st=SCxv2k&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
wsj.com
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 3w ago
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@mookie@bunnymotorsports.com if copyright exists so people can make profit, and destroying something gives it a tax break, the only logical thing is that it must be submitted to the Library of Congress and entered into the public domain.
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 2mo ago
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@logicalerror@mastodon.gamedev.place @jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net TBF, they haven’t made a profit so…
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 1mo ago
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@alienghic@timeloop.cafe @drahardja@sfba.social And that's why Luigi is our folk hero.
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 3w ago
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@neatnik@social.lol not to downplay DHH, but I’m confused on why you think this is a serious threat. There are countless more established distros, particularly those in enterprise. Taking money like this, I suspect there’s an enterprise play, but trying to get corpos to switch from RHEL and whatever AWS uses is going to be hard
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 2mo ago
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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social that is where you can find the most succulent Chinese meals
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 1mo ago
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@alienghic@timeloop.cafe @drahardja@sfba.social and if fucking works. They didn't get fined for parking in the bus stops in SF.
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 3mo ago
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@janl@narrativ.es @darwinwoodka@mastodon.social @dpk@chaos.social @jschauma@mstdn.social disable JavaScript. Literally did. Nothing except shit back then
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 2mo ago
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SUPRISIE GUEST DR TEETH AND THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM?!?!? HELL YEAH!!!!!! Get the fuck off the stage BTS! I need more muppets! #WorldCup
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 2mo ago
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@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org I really want to listen to new stuff, but Spotify keeps recommending me the same stuff again and again, and so it’s really frustrating. I try though. Even if it’s just new to me, that’s something, but I’d rather not listen to something from 20 years ago. I love Nirvana, but Cobain has only done the opposite of composing for the past 30 years
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 3mo ago
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@dpk@chaos.social @jschauma@mstdn.social @janl@narrativ.es I’m glad we solved that problem!
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 2mo ago
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@g0rb@infosec.exchange @Viss@mastodon.social ahh I remember when 17k lines was called “big data” and needed whole compute cluster for Hadoop, instead of a python script run on an underpowered laptop
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 2mo ago
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@paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org We have Maurice Sendak’s illustrated The Nutcracker. When the prince goes on his boat trip to find the hard nut he sails past the island Where the Wild Things Are
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 3mo ago
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@nixCraft@mastodon.social Tapping the sign, and also reminding that reverse engineering isn’t a crime either
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 2mo ago
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@lily@java.duke.social
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 3mo ago
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@rudy@mstdn.ca somewhere, there’s a Minoan text written in Linear B with a similar joke, but it’s been completely lost because the letters are assumed to have only one pronunciation on the reconstructed language
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 2mo ago
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@aaron.rupar I remember when misspelling a word was disqualifying for a vice president. https://abcnews.com/video/48017343/
abcnews.com
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 3mo ago
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@davidnjoku@mastodon.world @paninid@mastodon.world I've chatted with people over the bridge. it works, i guess
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 2mo ago
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@joriki@infosec.exchange @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org Spotify literally has lossless flac. Pandora’s recommendation engine sucked 15 years ago. “Oh would like the other album by this artist”? “I already heard that.” “I got nothing.” It did tell me I liked vamping in a minor key though
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 2mo ago
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Whelp. 🟥 #WorldCup
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 2mo ago
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HELL YEAH!!! MORE MUPPETS!!!! BEST HALFTIME SHOW EVER!!!!!! #worldcup
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 2mo ago
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They turned the sprinklers on during the hydration break??? Da fuq? #WorldCup
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 4mo ago
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@xan@xantronix.social the first MacOS X was very NextOS
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 2mo ago
Me: *whistles random repetitive notes* 12yo: You should like a bird. Me: Well it is a bird call. I only know two. Do you want hear the other one? 12yo: Yeah. Me: CAW!
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 2mo ago
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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social you should hear about what she had to do to get the bonobos’ respect
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 3mo ago
¡Vamanos Mexico! #WorldCup #mexvseng
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 3mo ago
That PK might be the game #WorldCup #PARvsFRA
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 3mo ago
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@nblr@chaos.social Rapid pixel movement
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 3mo ago
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@trending@live.acarsdrama.com it's gone.
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 4mo ago
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@adr@mastodon.social @misty@digipres.club the old school text only browser?
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 4mo ago
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@billgoats@bitbang.social it’s was no joke. My friend Billy got killed by whisking a disk
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 2mo ago
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The better team won. #WorldCup Now let’s get 86,000 fans booing Trump
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 2mo ago
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I’m pretty disappointed in how Argentina is playing. Not a single shot on goal, let alone a quality shot
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 3mo ago
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@splitbrain@fedi.splitbrain.org Last time this happened to me, this was my response. And fun fact, this actually a woman https://sfba.social/@jonathankoren/116554395820474733
sfba.social
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 2mo ago
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@rasterweb@mastodon.social @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org what is causing that? A forest fire?
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 4mo ago
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@cabel@social.panic.com fuck yeah! Even better than I hoped!
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 2mo ago
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Well, however this ends. Argentina is going to tie Germany. Either for four championships, or four final losses. #WorldCup
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 3mo ago
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@caffinepwrd@infosec.exchange it was fun! The Belgium game should be good. It would be fun for the Belgians to experience Seattle’s 12th Man.
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 2mo ago
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@prism@infosec.exchange do you use a command line? If so, you’re an AI
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 3mo ago
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@controlc@mstdn.ca nice. I noticed the Robertson screws, and immediately wondered if this was a Canadian post, and it is!
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 2mo ago
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@raymaccarthy@mastodon.ie @AkaSci@fosstodon.org I don’t understand the “makes the sweeping claim they regulate radio and not light”. They literally can only regulate 9 kHz to 3 THz. Visible light is outside that. What’s next? Are we’re going to be upset that MSHA isn’t regulating Minecraft?
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 3mo ago
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@caffinepwrd@infosec.exchange well now they gave one 🙄
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 3mo ago
The new US Attorney for the Southern District of Texas has a track record of boasting about how he's going to engage in politically motivated prosecutions. Fascist party. Fascist state. https://www.texastribune.org/2026/02/16/aaon-reitz-texas-attorney-general-2026-primary-gop/
texastribune.org
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 2mo ago
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Who the fuck is this open mic night reject[*]? This could have been an Animal drum solo! #worldcup [*] Seriously. I have no idea who that was supposed to be, and that performance was very amateurish
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 1mo ago
I can’t imagine making anything your whole personality.
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 1w ago
You have to impeach him for the campaign ads being paid for by the federal government. You have to impeach head of DHS for violating court orders forbidding deportations. The fact that Democrats are explicitly saying they are *not* going to do this shows that they're every bit of fascist collaborators as the Republican Party.
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 2mo ago
Once again, Republicans play political hardball Democrats would fret over. https://apnews.com/article/california-research-grants-terminated-keywords-lawsuit-a0ddb01413ecb68d9668490a20be6207
apnews.com
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 3mo ago
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@jeffsamsonow@mstdn.ca my god. I never thought they’d get Alex Jones. This goes all the way to the almost top.
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🎄🎅🏻🎄Jolly Kringle 🎄🎅🏻🎄 @jonathankoren@sfba.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
Whelp. 1-0 #WorldCup
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