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@obscuravpn@mastodon.social I had to use one while visiting Utah last week. Just so I could look at social media sites without proving my identity.

My roommates are lazy #caturday

Stop scrolling look at this boi #catsofmastodon #cats #catstodon

Norwich lounging on the record player #caturday

@SecureOwl@infosec.exchange I third this is not weird. Though don't do what I did. A dark stormy night Mormon Missionaries showed up at my door. They were soaked. I had just made coffee. I offered them cups to go 😅 I realized my mistake after closing the door.

This #caturday I'm going through the gents go bags. They halp

Best #supergroup is the Traveling Wilburys #fightme

Turning and turning in the widening gyre The engine knocks; the driver cannot hear; Things fall apart; the head gasket cannot hold; Mere smoke is loosed upon the highway, A cloud of burning oil is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of reliability is drowned; The best lack all mechanical skill, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity, pointing at the block. Surely some rescue is at hand; Surely the Tow Truck is at hand. The Tow Truck! Hardly are those words out When a vast image out of *Hanes Manuals* Troubles my sight: somewhere in a patch of asphalt A shape with body of a sedan and the head of a lemon, A gaze blank and pitiless as the roadside sun, Is moving its slow wheels, while all about it Reel shadows of the frantic mechanics. The darkness drops again; but now I know That twenty centuries of smooth combustion Were vexed to nightmare by a clicking starter, And what rough jalopy, its tow hook dragging at last, Slouches towards the auto shop to be born? #CarTroubleASongOrPoem#hashtagGames

In today's shenanigans I turned the Donkey Kong bongo drums from the Game Cub into a presentation remote for Powerpoint. A little bit of python and an 8Bitdo Game Cube bluetooth adapter. #hacking #python #nintendo #gamecube

Have fun at #hackersummercamp everyone. Don't forget the 3-2-1 rule. I'm not making it this year but hope to go next. #defcon

I'm worried the officials for the #usavBIH game are letting it get away from them. There should have been at least one card in the first half. #worldcup

@aud@fire.asta.lgbt @amydiehl@mstdn.social that's some Maoist shit from $tarbucks

@SecureOwl@infosec.exchange ferry nachos

@shadownetworks@infosec.exchange add to that the quality can be inconsistent.

Worst states to live in America in 2026 https://www.cnbc.com/2026/07/11/worst-states-to-live-in-america-2026.html These states seem to have something in common, what could it be? #uspol #uspolitics

Today I was petty. Getting gas at Costco. Driver in front of me didn't wait the 20 seconds for all the pumps to clear. This is so we could all roll to our pumps without going around. I went around said driver, backed into the pump. Didn't stop there, I got 4" from their bumper. This required them to do an Austin Powers maneuver to get out. #petty #iamtheasshole

Recently I've been hoping to wake up to find Putin has fallen out a window with 16 bullet holes in his back. #defenistration #russia #ukraine

@jonathankoren@sfba.social loudest stadium in the NFL and MLS 😁

@jonathankoren@sfba.social yeah 🙄

@numodular @revndm great question, NPR explored this yesterday. KUOW - What happens when religious fundamentalists come to power? (Part Two) https://www.kuow.org/stories/what-happens-when-religious-fundamentalists-come-to-power-part-two

@adhd_coffee@mastodon.social I laughed then and suddenly realized I forgot meds before leaving today... Well shit.

@jonathankoren@sfba.social such a great game to watch. I'm not a fan of the officiating.

Norwich and Nappier just spilled my dram of rye #catsofmastodon

I got some kind words about the sub reddit I mod. Let's take a moment to that @jerry@infosec.exchange for all his work here. If you appreciate infosec.exchange consider donating to keep the servers going. Thank you @jerry@infosec.exchange for creating a great landing place us fleeing the bird site.

Absolutely horrifying: $Developer at $EvilCorp shared his screen with me. He was using the light theme in VSC. Criminal. #coding #developer #programming

Fucking hell. At a decent steakhouse in BFE Idaho. Of course they muddled orange cherry in the old fashioned. At least the ice is one big rock, so not watery.

The copium on Wildberries is interesting, funny, and sad all at once. Wildberries is sometimes called the Amazon of Russia. Ukraine has struck Wilberries warehouses. It turns out russian soldiers get much of their gear from Wildberries. https://www.wildberries.ru/catalog/0/search.aspx?search=%D0%A1%D0%92%D0%9E #ukraine #russia

As an elder millennial, I feel pure panic when someone replies to my email saying "We can do that for you, please give us a call."

I've been divorced for 2 years. I've believed it was my fault. I had been drinking. I had been very frustrated with my spouse. It manifested in anger but never verbal or physical violence, it was poor regulation on my emotions leading to outbursts. Some conversations with family and friends recently have made me aware of conditions I was too close to realize the problem. Simple things like, my spouse made my friend and I watch football in the garage because he tended to be loud. Changing prearranged plans to accommodate them. My mom made a very interesting comment when the divorce was finalized, "do something that makes you happy". My mom is a wonderful and patient person, given my dad, take my word for it.

I'm strangely disappointed, no hits. I even walked through downtown to and from Seattle Center.

Going to live toot my first #TexasRoadhouse experience. So far the margarita is passable, not too sweet, but not boozy enough. Fresh bread is like eating cake, the compound butter makes it worse.

Is picking your own mailbox lock a felony? Asking for a friend. #lockpicking