George Baily

@argentumcation meanwhile in our household we use soapsystemd for shower, dishes, antifreeze, mouthwash, fabric conditioner, and to add a fresh spritz to the kids' water bottles.

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social this is my snack cupboard

@jonny it's like YOU are the AI bro!

@Blackhound @http_error_418 elimination of the conductor job was one of the most idiocracy things of the 1990s

@hannorein@mastodon.social @sundogplanets@mastodon.social less an "anomaly", more of an " inevitability "

@dotjayne upgrade to premium to have fewer knees in the groin

@lyndamerry484@mastodon.social begins and ends with Putin

@orange_lux@eldritch.cafe "can you insert this Endotracheal Tube..." "PRECIOUSSSSS"

@ScottishGreens@mastodon.scot the first minister's response perfectly illustrates how a by the books attempt to continue as normal will fail and fail and fail again. Conventionalism, normalism... This now equates to appeasement if not complicity. You can't hand-wring away fascists.

@vfrmedia@social.tchncs.de @cmsdengl@mas.to are we saying that stopping the boats and camps and deportations are not going to solve the potholes? Some voters will be disappointed

@proscience@toot.community @nat@kind.social endarkenment, great word

@sturmsucht doing the work of the Lawd

@jk Melinda take this tablet with your breakfast, it's for syphi-- spiral consciousness

@OEWordhord@mastodon.social OK this spices up the three wise men a little

@tallandtrue my thoughts exactly as I read the first few words

@Cdespinosa@mastodon.social it's costing billions in infinite munitions which are running out not shooting down incoming drones and missiles which have already been wipes out and also continue to terrorize civilians and allies causing them to have to wage a defensive w-- I mean military operation to escalate the winning against the defeated enemy who kicked this all off recently due to being a menace for 50 years imminently about to pounce weakly and uselessly... Of mass destruction.

@cdarwin well that sounds bad

@david_castleton the upstairs just looks haunted all by itself

@sop@unstable.systems brilliant, canonical!

@dk this is, to be fair, all of life

@brianbilston@mastodon.online a scrolling phone gathers no moss... Until now: #mosstodon

@donni@mastodon.social or are you apathetic and wish people would stop going on about things being destroyed so it stops being true

@ElleGray@mstdn.social excellent alt text

@jgreig@ioc.exchange @GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social utterly bonkers

@dgar@aus.social implies unit of gighobbyte

@ilumium@eupolicy.social this is going to make the most hilarious mockumentary script

@alis moar paperclips

@complexmath and not coincidentally, they're the most dangerously reality-denying people

@openscience well the "f---" last centuries so is really "f you, weird capitalist blip generations "

@davemosk@mastodon.nz other one third simply wants to stop tech, return to the woods

@rbreich@masto.ai I'll never get those brain cells back thanks

@izzy roflmao

@samhenrigold@hachyderm.io good rules, should be formally adopted

@Flowermob@mastodon.social Arlington...

@will@ruby.social only if he says he could make this over the weekend

@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange it will also be renamed the Unalive Screen of Color