You're not supposed to use the 2-in-1 shampoo because it violates the Unix philosophy
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(evil) Mira Missingtexture
@argentumcation@social.treehouse.systems
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@wizzwizz4@fosstodon.org you've created Systemd for showering
who up losing they mandate of heaven
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@doctormo
I mean sure if it's aliased to shampoo $1 | conditioner
I'm at the combination Bible study and any% Bee Movie run
hey, catgirl, fix my nix errors
None of these config options have ever existed in nix-darwin, I don't know how you got this to even build last time
I've been told I'm immune to penis music
It goes in one ear, gets bottom surgery, and goes out the other
A: The cuck coordination tower
B: You mean like ATC?
Toronto run, tim hortons%
I think lying on a hill next to someone pointing out the Summer Triangle would fix me
Shit Mira says: "Okay so turns out I don't need to use JJ commit messages as a note taking app, I can just use obsidian"
Tales from the office:
A: what crime do you associate with alcoholic monster energy?
B: original sin
OH: it's less that I told her and more that her finding out was part of my threat model
I am the bone of my drink.
Steel is my body and booze is my blood.
I have created over a thousand ABC runs.
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood pain to create many poor decisions.
Yet, those hands will never drive anything.
So as I pray, Unlimited Malort Shots
From work presentation: "Harvest now, decrypt later is like getting hit by a bike in Amsterdam"
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So uh if anyone is hiring in the US, I used to do uplifts for FIPS compliance, and package maintenance for cryptography utilities, hit me up, and I can send over a resume
The problem with making your brainworms fight each other is that they can unionize against you
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Okay so I originally scheduled this post back when I had a job and took my one-on-ones on the floor outside of a SCIF when my boss wasn't at the office.
My team later got kicked out of that building
....and then I got fired yesterday so
I guess I got cucked after getting up from the SCIF cuck chair
OH: you've got agent orchestration plurality but I'm stuck with the council of Kaguyas trying to run up their AWS bil?l
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@foone@digipres.club Now I'm imagining
https://youtu.be/1B4YWmdA_1c?si=-rQ_lYPRPQvMQSBH&t=49 with Clippy and Bonzi Buddy
Undertale: The way between ¨new home¨ and ¨Asgore castle¨.
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@demize@unstable.systems @kouhai@social.treehouse.systems (yeah I was part of this conversation)