Bird folk of mastodon - who's this fella pecking around outside my house just now? He doesn't look like a ring-necked pheasant, not that I know much.
#BirdsOfMastodon
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I used to be over there, now I'm over here. I like aviation and dance music and F1 and cricket and brutalist architecture and cheese among other things.
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Ghost Cat
#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon
Cats. Connoisseurs of comfort.
#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon
Me too, old tractor. Me too.
Autumn Sunsets
#SunsetsOfMastodon
"Is it safe to come back yet?"
Breaking: Artemis II crew said to have watched CNN prior to going "Loss Of Signal" behind the moon and have decided they won't be coming out again.
"It's the only place in the universe where we won't be hearing from that orange idiot every five damned minutes" they said.
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@LRRRonEarth my neighbour's car has a license plate with the letters I WUV YU and if you're going to eat some people please start with that house thank you.
Only 58% of Americans disapprove of Trump's shitshow. Today, now, having seen it, and had time to digest. Just 58%.
WTF, America.
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I've never considered myself much of a bogan, but I've just shot one of my freshly-emptied beer cans with a 22 rifle, and I must admit, the bogan life might be choosing me 😍
I'm not so sure about the Friday bit of the Jesus Easter Weekend story but resting in a cool dark quiet cave for a couple of days before a nice lady comes and revives you sounds pretty bloody great actually 🤔
Current sitch.
Bouncing along at a fair old clip on this bus and a woman is casually curling her eyelashes.
Yikes.
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Charlie isn't allowed on this table. She is allowed on the table three steps that way ⏪ because it's outside. It makes sense to me but I'm sure it makes no sense to her.
Heh. Powerco Outages Page won't load.
#CycloneVaianu #983hpa
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@ninjakitty.bsky.social ah I have it now, thank you. They texted the details. I was too excited about having sold the thing 😁
NZ folk. What happens with NZ Change of Car Ownership forms, if you have no idea who you sold the car to? They just paid and went 🤷♂️
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@cmconseils@mastodon.social @catsalad@infosec.exchange
Dammit I rushed it and didn't read until the end. This is on brand.
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@dgar@aus.social Tarantino might be a dick but that scene is an absolute banger. So many great bits in that movie.
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@futuresprog yeah I love that, honestly. I trust em. They seemed alright. Good vibes.
Actually I don't see the money in my account yet but I'm sure it's fine.
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@futuresprog @michaelgemar I think that might be the first time I've heard of imperial measurements being referred to as "English".
If you happen to live in the bit of the Venn Diagram Overlap between Home Assistant Tinkering and F1 Watching, there is a great integration that shows a whole bunch of race information in real time.
Keen to give it a spin in 12 days time.
#F1 #HomeAssistant
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@OohOkayKay it's 20/4 day here, and I don't know what to do with that so I'm going to have a pie.
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@georgepenney@sunny.garden Happy Pride, George. Thank you for bringing your joy to this place.
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@AdminKirsty That behaviour is utterly baffling. If they can be found, they should be prosecuted, made to explain themselves. It's not OK.
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@golgaloth even if I didn't love cheese - and I do - I would be there having a word about that lowercase h.
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@MicheleV_AK@sfba.social I can picture him with his tongue poking out of the corner of his mouth while he went hunting for that apostrophe because he wanted it to look just right. Not a G on the end, it has to be an apostrophe.
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@David I drank a lot of Aquarius in Japan. A fair bit of Asahi too, to be fair, but many litres of Aquarius to battle the heat.
Can't get it here, just Pocari Sweat, which is almost as good.
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@OohOkayKay 11/20
I'm only half a fedi. Must try harder.
Though I would've scored another point for autistic 🤔
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@OohOkayKay forgetting important things while focusing elsewhere is totally on brand for fedi folk too 😅
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@michaelgemar @futuresprog I listened in a little earlier when the control room were relaying the crew distance in miles, and one of the crew said "we would like that in meters, kilometers and parsecs, please"
The control room person laughed and said "noted", but didn't actually relay the metric figures.
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@futurebird@sauropods.win It's ridiculous and should be banned for false advertising, but I've had a low-grade headache for more than a week and even though I know it's utter bullshit, some part of me goes 🤔
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@argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org @cmconseils@mastodon.social that's American KitKats though. Different brand, different snack. I don't know if there's a lot of weight difference but they're chalk and cheese different in taste.
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@Alice@beige.party It's the sycophancy.
"How get babby is formed"
"That's a great question, you're incredibly smart. Let's delve into this fascinating subject from your unique and genius perspective"
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@dillyd these are terrific, and what a great hashtag. I'm gonna keep an eye out for magical mundanity 👀
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@saiarcot895 https://github.com/Nicxe/f1_sensor
This is the one I have downloaded. Don't know how good it is yet, but it looks promising.
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@adamshostack but I love the taste of steak, and I can't afford it in the real no more 🤔
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@byroncclark I wish I'd known, I could've been there, telling the fascist fucks what we all think of them.
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange Nice stairway you have there.
Would be a shame if something were to happen on your approach.