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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊

@coriander@elekk.xyz
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It's Coriander, your favourite goblin! I've been on the fediverse since the summer of 2017 but my home instance shut down so now I live here. I'm a linguist by education, a welder by trade, and a pain in the ass by nature. I'm in my 30s, I'm a Communist, and I love you.

Profile is locked but if we run in mostly the same circles I will probably accept your follow req. If not, maybe hold off unless we've talked a couple times? Or at the VERY least shoot me a DM when you send your request and let me know what's good.

No fascists, no bigots, no racists. This is not the tolerant Left.

I WILL boost your pet pics.

Don't forget my alts!
@SportsGoblin@allpro.social
@SongsGoblin@linernotes.club

"Coriander is friend-shaped" ~ LilyVers
"for fucks sake coriander," ~ Lyrian
"this pun is so good my only option is to cause you pain." ~ Narilka
"hey coriander why is your header shampoo" ~ Mika
"i'm so mad that this is funny" ~ flamecatte
"cori go sit in the time out corner >:0" ~ Rhys
"shut up coco im making a joke here" ~ Rhys again
"i almost picked my glass up to splash iced tea on my monitor" ~ holly hoppet
"a pun so dumb it is evil" ~ Caleb catwin in a report
"You and I are destined to perish in battle with one another I think" ~ Amy
"wise" ~ the internet's beloved Princess Grace, certified wiseposter, on me
"coriander is a Good Take Factory" ~ clodboy again
Officially Endorsed by violet cybrespace

RIP cybre.space

Avi by @soft@normal.style

202 Followers
171 Following
50 Posts
Joined August 31, 2022
Pronouns:
they/them
Fav Star War:
The Last Jedi
Mech Name:
GODSPEED REBELS
Nationalize:
Taco Bell
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 4mo ago
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@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt @sashag@anarres.family @h5e@tech.lgbt I see absolutely no reason to think this is generated. The background is consistent, everything obeys normal physics, the lab interacts with the office chair in a way you'd expect, you can even see the autofocus working during one of the pans up from the basket of rings. People who think this is faked don't understand how smart dogs are.
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@vaporeon_ @timmy They really are gonna make an AI that eats your food and fucks your wife
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@himbovoorhees@elekk.xyz Hell yeah get fucked
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk I do not like Plumbert
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@Taweret The thing about eugenics is that if you are a pure logic-brained weirdo it does make sense Which is why it's very important never to let yourself become a pure logic-brained weirdo
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@Taweret lmfao I misread this as "she was a child"
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@SeanAloysiusOBrien@tenforward.social GOD I hate him
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@lapis @himbovoorhees This joke is funny I promise, @Taweret will back me up
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@ItsJenNotGoblin @hex @Thomas God I haven't seen Hellboy 2 in a HOT minute, I should fix that
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@aud @Taweret We're all friends here
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@Taweret Yeah it's the top row, especially the rightmost one
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@Taweret Especially not in the thumbnail view, no
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style I remember the first time I encountered this, I was like ten and felt a little scandalized, like I was getting away with something by hearing it
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 4mo ago
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@rockario@kind.social @SapphicGiraffic@mouse.photos Because Alberta is Canada's Texas
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@gemini6ice @Taweret I've been told that is closest to the original Greek But that's not gonna make me say it
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@kumatora@yiff.life Yup Your vocabulary will never be the same
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@himbovoorhees @lapis Rhys IS papi tbh
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@aud @Taweret But yeah it's the shaft now
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@niki I can respect most of these opinions but as an Umbreon lover I will still be challenging you to a duel with pistols at dawn, I hope you can understand
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@prplecake @timmy ahhhhh wise
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 4mo ago
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@Draekos@yiff.life My only suggestion would be to burn your computer and go live in the woods
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@SapphicGiraffic @kate She's COOKING as well!
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@Thomas@laserdisc.party And Star Wars
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@Taweret @lapis @himbovoorhees thank you
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@aud @Taweret Or I guess body
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@aud @Taweret Well it's the bottle as opposed to the cap or the top
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@typhlosion@denden.world A hat is headwear used for fashion and utility (keeping rain and sun out your face), a helmet is headwear used for safety and protection
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@himbovoorhees I mean People do say that They're wrong But they say it
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@himbovoorhees Bisexual women who hate men are so exhausting
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style For the record, it was Extreme's Get The Funk Out
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@niki Fuck I got got by time zones!
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 4mo ago
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@hannah@posts.rat.pictures I'm choosing to believe the letters look like that because of her
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 4mo ago
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@hannah@posts.rat.pictures Those tote bags should be more thoughtful, if you ask me
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 4mo ago
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@violet_cybrespace@lesbian.solutions How does it taste tho? White hot choccy feels to me like it would be too sweet
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 4mo ago
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@Draekos@yiff.life That IS a problem
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 4mo ago
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@breakfastgolem@goblin.camp I refuse on principle to pay 70 smackers for a video game but the second that bitch goes on sale I'm grabbing it
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@breakfastgolem@goblin.camp -heavy accent- Wit a fuckin BENCIL
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@breakfastgolem@goblin.camp Ask for a rubber as well
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@maddiefuzz@masto.hackers.town NO DISASSEMBLE!! ~ Luke Skywalker
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@KC@shrike.club I had some gyozas a couple weeks ago when I was in Vancouver and the only problem was the fact that I only got four of them and then they were gone ;A;
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@himbovoorhees Hell yeah I love a functional lesbian, you go, girl, accomplish those daily tasks
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style I don't think they're a very good band, but that one song is fun
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 4mo ago
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@me@jaehanley.social That's because scrubdaddy is a real, functioning product
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@4caddit But, realistically, this probably just destroys your discs, right?
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👻™ supreme goblin 🐊 @coriander@elekk.xyz
· 5mo ago
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@himbovoorhees Pronk me in, Couch Z, I'm Reggie Toupee!
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