Lady Tess of Lasgane
mastodon 4.7.3Hi, I'm Tess
I'm a 33yr old poor, disabled, autistic, white trans woman living in the UK.
I mainly post puns and silly things. And occasionally: grumbles, quiet musing and physics.
I'm learning to program and hoping to make a game.
I'm also a carer for my wife @FrazzledBrynn@glitterkitten.co.uk
Shout out to libraries. The original data centres.
The vampire community really struggles with self-reflection.
RE: @Tess@chatty.frogawampus.co.uk
I am moving over to our own instance, so you can follow me here:
There is no emergency I want to be woken up from sleep for.
So I feel deeply annoyed to have been woken up, disoriented and confused for an alert telling me not to do something dangerous.
I knew a farmer who died trying to grow the best chickpeas.
The growers competition awarded them first place, post-hummusly.
A decadent dessert is 10x as dent as any other dessert
I'll still be on here a little bit, waiting on the new instance to federate properly I think.
"The binaries" sounds like an insult a genderfluid star trek society would call the enterprise crew.
The acceleration store called, and they said your "jerk store" is derivative.
"Is it called a suppository or a repository"
I got a Tesco email saying "Introducing our newest member, Plumbert"
And I was like "Who the fuck is Plumbert?"
And it turns out its this horrifying fruit and veg amalgam.
Technical debt, but for my life.
I do love how big rocket unites the internet
@patricia@normal.style Hell yeahhhhh!
If I die I don't want any of you saying "I hope she is at peace". I want to be an angry wrathful ghost for a bit.
Getting paid $2000 a month to masturbate :thinking_fierce:
... its for an AI company who wants you to test their AI audio 🤢
Me, grabbing some bread at any point in the last 20ish years: "I'll just take a little more bread to honour the dead."
I heard that line far too many times.
Maxwells equations tell us that a changing E field (estrogen) induces a B field (boobs)
Startling brynn with my panicked yelps at the printer.
Yes I'm awake, groggy and back on my bullshit
5 hours awake and I'm still a level of tired I would describe as "debilitating"
Imagine if you could have the loading mechanism of a bolt action rifle as a stim toy.
I've not bought a 99 flake in over a decade and honestly I don't know what the prices are on then now.
When I see a ice-cream van it's like my inner child wants to buy one for me and Brynn but I'm terrified of them suddenly being £5.
@theplaguedoc That sounds very reasonable, look forward to seeing you back around one day ❤️