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mastodon 4.7.2+glitch.techlgbtExquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Dabbles in being a bad bitch and is not very good at it.
Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan.
No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese.
Faves are often expressions of support. 
Friend of BLÅHAJ 
Sapphic, gay and lesbian as fuck 
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#NoArchive #NoIndex #NoSearch #NoBridge #NoBot #NoAI (except sentient ones, of course)
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Joined November 19, 2022
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she/her
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terrific, radiant, humble
location:
± Utrecht, The Netherlands
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gay:
very
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@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt @sashag@anarres.family AI shit usually keeps a steady camera (or like a slow zoom), and looks very shiny which this doesn’t. I haven’t pixel peeped but I think getting a video this realistic with ai is way too much fucking work for a funny social media video? I hate this timeline where we are questioning these things now.
Vandaag is een goede dag
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah (positive)
As a programmer myself I really don’t understand the complete infatuation my fellow programmers have with non deterministic and unprovable processes
Ons heeft koffie
Hey material scientists of fedi help a gal out here
There are many silicone kitchen toys that are safe to use with oil. Notably those little brushes meant to spread oil onto food.
So why is it then that when it comes to silicone bedroom toys they say to use only water based lubricants and to stay away from oils?
WEEEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yesterday
My colleague won a price for dancing the macarena
I won a price for gabberen
I’m either doing this trans girl thing very wrong or very right
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@vger@gts.necronomi.co @patioboater@mastodon.social @Rainmaker1973@zpravobot.news me three. And crossing my fingers that it actually works and isn’t some silly bait.
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@fesshole I might need to put up a large sign saying LESBIAN in all caps for this to have the desired effect but it does sound like a nice trick.
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@weirdestate@eigenmagic.net @warkolm@aus.social …but you find the door locked behind you 😰
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g’morning chat! how are we gendering today?
Why the fuck is @signalapp@mastodon.world over 600 million bytes
(this question can be asked of almost any software these days)
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@mahryekuh@hachyderm.io we had a few explosions tonight too 😩 of the kind that’s never (officially) for sale…
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@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt Given the current news cycle I’m (pleasantly) surprised it’s over 50% almost everywhere. And I expected CA to be higher and not be on par with FL…
Oooh a chore that I wanted to do was already done yesterday!!
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@shonalika@deadinsi.de Hey @ShadowJonathan@tech.lgbt any idea why I cannot find their account? It does exist… some weird fedi shenanigans? It is seems to be linked weirdly in the toot (as a https link, it doesn’t tag in the reply either) but even searching for @deathdrive@shadows.rest doesn’t work.
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@ShadowJonathan@tech.lgbt ok wtf it also isn’t linked in my toot above? What in the fedi is going on here?
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@oblomov@sociale.network @vger@gts.necronomi.co @patioboater@mastodon.social @Rainmaker1973@zpravobot.news oooh yeah I get what you mean! Maybe!
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@MLE_online If only every app *had* a cmd/ctrl+shift+v! Then I could maybe train myself to use that, or create some OS level remap that switches the two.
But no.
Yawwwn, good morning queerios 🥱
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@Stephanie@thetransagenda.gay photography is maybe a bit lower on the tier list but also definitely on the list I think
But also
De at5 livestream zoomt in op de telefoon van iemand met beter zicht 🥲
Good morning cuties!
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@EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu @nikthechampiongr@ohai.social for the first few minutes it wasn’t, so it was a valid criticism then. Anyway kudos on fixing it
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@shonalika@deadinsi.de I saw, I was commenting on after the edit. But we got some old fedi drama haunting us
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@dan@discuss.systems @atsuzaki@types.pl lol what, I mean this is not by any means new or original to say but what a fucking clown
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@crinkles@front-end.social @nileane@nileane.fr iirc long pressing cmd+space opens the siri text input without using spotlight
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@ShadowJonathan@tech.lgbt @shonalika@deadinsi.de oh huh, but some other accounts show up fine? Anyway, weren’t you just saying a few days ago how there is less fedi drama these days 🥴
Anyway I guess I won’t be following then, sorry Shonalika. And thanks Jo for looking into it. 🫶🏻
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@mioontje@girlcock.club well that’s a different definition of edge play than I’m used to! 😅