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Well, other than lava
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John Carpenter can have little a animatronic monsters as a treat
Nice seeing you again Hayden Christenson, don't get hit by a car again
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Someone tried to insist to me that selling courses online is an MLM and my god do people not realize every grift isn't automatically an MLM
Things I want: a nice axe for cutting wood
Still so fucked up that to get one root canal and one filling it’s almost $1500 like how tf am I supposed to pay for that
Aren’t y’all glad y’all got to watch a John carpenter movie this week?
They keep trying to tell me what to write but it just ends up being gay monster porn and they’re very frustrated.
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When he yelled “Mrs. Pickman!”, my husband looked over and said, “I wonder what her favorite Nintendo franchise is.”
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@hannah@posts.rat.pictures that fuckin rules haha
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@hannah@posts.rat.pictures topic aside, that cover and fabric binding is amazing
That high schooler is older than me and I'm almost 40...
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GO GET HELP YOU DUMB BROAD
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Kevin Conster is a charisma vacuum
#movieclub
“What about ‘Nam?”
This kid is great actually
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Yeah bc it's a fucking cave people go missing in them all the time bc if it's unmaintained you're gonna just slip and die
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MOUTH OF MADNESS AAAAAAAA
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I keep almost dozing off and then the bug noise starts up again #monsterdon
stictor gro(c)k
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This kaiju spider actor I believe is a Texas Brown (Aphonopelma hentzi) based on the light carapace and patch on the abdomen. They are known to be docile, calm, and curious. They are large but shy.
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#monsterdon is the cat not incredible are y'all finally seeing why I'm so into this movie
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Basically this movie is trying to sell us on the idea that two of the most docile and popular beginner pet tarantulas are menaces to society.
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@bascule@mas.to PBS continues to be the GOAT
Husband: so how was the movie?
Me: well there were some fun 80s wolf effects
Husband: that's good!
Me: ...also it is was kinda really racist
Hubs: oh no.... It was about indigenous people wasn't it...
Me: YEAH...
Hubs: were there any actual native people in it?
Me: NOT REALLY...LIKE...just extras really...
Hubs: of course not...
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Hobie when he smells shrimp but he can't get into the room #monsterdon #tombofligeia
The scriptwriter was unhappy with the casting of Price because he was "too old" and he wanted someone "unnaturally attractive" that a younger woman could "realistically" fall for.
Bro really didn't understand women, huh.
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I will not stand for all this Midge slander
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H'wat in the white bullshit was that
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Sheriff one foot in the grave
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I too disassociate like a deer in headlights when a minecart briskly rolls towards me at a completely avoidable speed
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Noooo that was a juvenile! Don't torment a child!
Also don't throw them off surfaces it could shatter their exoskeleton 😭
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MINIATURES!!!!
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It’s exactly the same as the locust except the size and it hasn’t become a locust, so I guess it’s not exactly the same
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Those practical effects were fun as shit and WTF was up with Stacey Keach’s whole… aesthetic.
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We are still at the radio station because Tubi has slammed us with so many ad breaks lmao. Ironic really #monsterdon
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All the bad shit worth it to just vibe to Midge Ure
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Egon go to therapy for fuck sake
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Cash RE-ward #monsterdon
If y’all want some actually good Midge Ure check out his album ‘Fragile’ it fucking kills
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#Monsterdon I love Vincent fighting a prop cat but also no sell fighting a real cat bc he clearly does not want to hurt the poor thing
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Commercial jingle written and produced by Richard Seaman
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@ramsey@don.monster I was also thinking about that re: kindergarten cop. Amazingly this predates The Substitute, too
That, doctor, is misogyny #monsterdon
Apparently up until his death, Cohen had a couple of the prop Charlie heads still which is pretty amazing
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This child is not very bright is he
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