Elektrine
Log in Register
Paige Chat Timeline Gallery Friends Email Drive DNS Private DNS Domains VPN Kairo Nerve
Remote

Clarissa

@clarissawam@mefi.social
hometown 4.5.18+hometown-1.2.1
  • Open on mefi.social

"Two wheels and a cheeky grin". 48 yo. She/her. Green, cis, queer, feminist, cyclist, cat & nature lover. EN DE FR LU. Fuck fascists. Trans rights are human rights. No GenAI here.

Avatar alt: Bitmoji of me looking exasperated, with "FCK AI" in pink next to me. Banner: my silhouette in front of a fire.

500 Followers
241 Following
50 Posts
Joined November 18, 2022
Old account:
https://mastodon.cloud/@clarissawam
Metafilter:
https://www.metafilter.com/user/29426
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 2mo ago
Look at these sunflowers. 🌻 #BloomScrolling
40
0
10
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 4mo ago

You may benefit from seeing this ridiculously cute kitten.
#cat #kitten #WhiskersWednesday

mefi.social
47
6
21
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 3mo ago
I caught a really nice close up of a (bumble?) bee yesterday. Look at the adorable fluffiness!! It was very patient as I tried to get the right angle to see its white bum. ❤️ #bees #InsectsOfMastodon
23
1
8
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 5mo ago

Mullerthal ride. It was sooo nice. Visit Luxembourg and all that. Not sponsored content. 😄
#Luxembourg #cycling #BikeTooter

mefi.social

mefi.social

29
4
9
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@ascentale@sfba.social @RayKuntz@mastodon.social @pete@masto.hypertelia.com @bikenite@fedigroups.social A7: I gave my old road bike to a friend, her boyfriend used it, left it somewhere overnight and got it stolen. I’m STILL mad about it 8 years later. Sorry it’s not a feel good story. #BikeNite
8
1
2
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 2mo ago

I’d been feeling unusually tense / stressed / down (okay, sick cat didn’t help), but I finally went on a “real” bike ride yesterday and was transformed! Felt much more resilient.

Also interesting: I bought a new, spikier acupressure mat. It’s INTENSE. Too painful in the evenings. But last night, post bike ride? Fine!

6
0
0
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 4mo ago
iPhone reminded me that today is my Squish’s adoptaversary. 10 years, too!! She’s the best little girl I could wish for. 😻 She’s lying next to me like on the second photo right now, purring loudly. ❤️ #cats
14
0
2
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 4mo ago

Happy Pride Month from meeeee and Niederanven 🏳️‍🌈😄

14
2
2
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 2mo ago

Instagram has started showing me “stop drinking” ads. Not sure why. You’re 17 years too late, Instagram!

4
0
0
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 3mo ago
Look at the pretty colours on my hydrangea. #BloomScrolling
5
0
1
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 2mo ago

Finally sat down to start my long overdue letter to penpal. 😶

3
1
0
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
And will you look at this green forest. Now it’s finally rained, it feels denser, shinier, more intense. It’s like plunging straight into green. Surrounded by green. Hugged by green. It’s so great. 💚
11
0
1
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
Wow. I’ve been SO fantastically grumpy. But I made myself go out. Found some sheep with the cutest bleats, then a butterfly who let me photograph it (!), then two guys who admired my beautiful bike, and now I’m *big smile* 😃😄
9
1
0
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 2mo ago

EN: drag and drop.
LB: eriwwerzéien a lassloossen
🙄
Apparently DE: ziehen und ablegen.
Zéien an ofleeën! Would've been better.

2
0
0
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 4mo ago

In my book (Suite Française, yes I read slowly 😅), the French are saying “at our house, we don’t live on German time”.

Huh, I thought, European countries still had different time zones then. So I looked it up and it’s kinda fascinating. First to implement CET: The Kingdom of Serbia (1884). Luxembourg joined in 1904, but left again in 1918. 😅 (after the first German occupation)

BUT THEN! A whole bunch of countries were switched to CET under German occupation in 1940, and never switched back!! 😆 So, poor Frenchies in my book would be “on German time” forevermore.

Also interesting: “Portugal used CET in the years 1966–1976 and 1992–1996.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_European_Time

en.wikipedia.org
5
2
1
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@EricIndiana@mastodon.social aw. I love how you kept editing the post as the mystery evolved. 😄 But yeah, now we expect as good from them!
3
8
0
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@eclectech@things.uk @Theriac@plasmatrap.com In German it’s called “Urlaub auf Balkonien”, holiday in Balconyland. In Lux we say “mat der Heibleifskäerchen”, holiday with the staying-here-cart. Less ambiguous imo. Writing this sitting on my terrace. 😄
5
5
0
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@nachtet@norden.social oviously! Pics or it didn't happen @EricIndiana@mastodon.social!
2
1
0
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
Could’ve done without this tho 😑
4
7
0
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@HonkHase@chaos.social @Kadsenchaos@23.social Nur ist das alles schon zwei Jahre her 🤔 https://hackread.com/siegedsec-hacks-heritage-foundation-project-2025/
hackread.com
4
1
0
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@ceciestmontpouet@piaille.fr en effet. "Je suis partie quand le Cap-Ferret a été évacué. Il y avait énormément de monde sur la route. On se serait cru un dimanche soir en retour de plage. C'était un peu anxiogène déjà." Elle a ensuite été évacuée une seconde fois de son domicile. 😐 https://www.franceinfo.fr/environnement/evenements-meteorologiques-extremes/incendies-et-feux-de-foret/c-est-l-apocalypse-aux-parcs-des-expositions-de-bordeaux-l-angoisse-des-evacues-des-incendies-en-gironde_8121542.html
REPORTAGE. "C'est l'apocalypse" : au Parc des expositions de Bordeaux, l'angoisse des évacués des incendies en Gironde
franceinfo

REPORTAGE. "C'est l'apocalypse" : au Parc des expositions de Bordeaux, l'angoisse des évacués des incendies en Gironde

Les milliers de personnes ont été évacuées dans plusieurs communes près de Bordeaux. Toutes acheminées aux Parc des expositions de la ville où ils décrivent "l'apocalypse".

1
0
1
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 4mo ago

The fucking cat sitting on my nightstand to make me feed him, instead of going to the kitchen where THERE IS FOOD. 😡

2
0
0
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@pomegranate_stew@kind.social @Kuchenschwarte@fnordon.de @weirdestate@eigenmagic.net 😆 I did the same!
2
1
0
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@nachtet@norden.social @EricIndiana@mastodon.social yeah. please provide more details on the mystery. Where did she get the photo from?
1
0
0
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@jollysea@chaos.social @rami@chaos.social Danke, ist nett, dass du an mich denkst. 😃 Aber meine Preise sind auf Luxemburgisch ausgerichtet. EN>DE-Übersetzer*innen kriegt man bedeutend günstiger als mich. 😅
1
0
0
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 4mo ago

Just made an email template called "Platitudes" which starts "Hi all, Hope you are well."

This after remembering half an hour after sending an email that I forgot this again. 😶 (It was otherwise very polite tho. But still. Social lubricant! I suck at it!)

1
0
0
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 4mo ago

Woke up to vicious cat fighting. Ran outside to separate them. The yowling stopped when I got closer. I waited a bit, then went back inside… where Squish was waiting for me. She wasn’t involved at all! 😅 Phew.

1
0
0
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@eclectech@things.uk ❤️
1
0
0
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Theriac@plasmatrap.com @eclectech@things.uk cute! 😄
1
0
0
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Theriac@plasmatrap.com @eclectech@things.uk what does that translate as?
1
2
0
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@mce@mefi.social @FraumitFahrrad@ruhr.social Sorry, German slipped in. He’s at the bike shop already! They’ll do the transmission at the same time yay.
1
0
0
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@indi@mefi.social Yeah ☹️ he’s already at the doctor tho. 😄
1
1
0
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
Also checked out a vocabulary app by the same publisher. There are not MANY mistakes, but there should be zero!
1
0
0
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@spandexpunk haha, thanks! I felt a bit ambiguous about it before buying, but am very happy with it/him.
1
0
0
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Zumbador@mefi.social oh. em. gee. Also, the rats are COURIERED?? Like, in a little box with holes in them? (I'm guessing they're not tossed in with the regular mail 😅 but must admit I am curious how it works...)
1
1
0
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@buchfee@nrw.social Gell?? 😍
1
0
0
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Zumbador Aaawww Sasha! 😍 (Sasha and Masha sounds great together, just saying. 😏)
1
1
0
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@catsalad@infosec.exchange @missbullitt@masto.bike Cats are the best 😹
0
0
0
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@ronanmcd@mastodon.green @felixthehat@kafeneio.social “Joy and health to you who wear this.” ❤️
0
0
0
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@schratze@todon.nl @kym@ohai.social Same! Same! It makes me so angry. Sigh. At least we can be upset together.
0
0
0
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Kuchenschwarte@fnordon.de @weirdestate@eigenmagic.net Same. Way more interesting than the all square all grey bathrooms you get today. Two boring kitchens tho!! They could do with some of that steampunk energy.
0
1
0
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@UrbanEdm@yeg.bike @AmeliasBrain@mstdn.ca @eclectech@things.uk yeah, agree with this. You're booking time off work, but not going anywhere, doing normal leisure stuff.
0
1
0
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@datGestruepp@mastodon.art Ich bin derzeit der grüne rechts in der zweiten Zeile.
0
0
0
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@EricIndiana@mastodon.social aw
0
0
0
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
Sorry, addendum, what on earth is Säit as a Kierpervierstellung!?
0
2
0
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@gewappnet@mstdn.social Paris ist halt cooler als Belgrad 😎 (oder Berlin 😆). Vllt auch, weil sie zB das offizielle Referenzkilogramm beherbergen und sowas? Und alte Kolonialmacht usw. UK konnten sie ja nicht nehmen…
0
0
0
0
Open post
Clarissa @clarissawam@mefi.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@mce@mefi.social @FraumitFahrrad@ruhr.social In der Tat. Hab ihn aber schon zu meiner Lieblingswerkstatt gebracht. 😃
0
1
0
0
Back
313k7r1n3
Elektrine

Tor hidden service

elekhj7afj4qnrr4yd3bkzslsyo5jgfxw3orgjkhlcxifueodybyiiad.onion

I2P eepsite

j6b6cyk6gjmepjih7jjadxgxvvf3lzzujljuu2v4biemzpg3naya.b32.i2p

Platform

  • Email
  • Chat
  • Timeline
  • VPN
  • DNS

Company

  • About
  • Contact
  • FAQ
  • Lite (no JS)

Legal

  • Terms of Service
  • Privacy Policy
  • Transparency Report
  • Report Abuse
  • Warrant Canary
  • VPN Policy

Support

  • support@elektrine.com
  • Report Security Issue
Mail client setup IMAP mail.elektrine.com:993 POP3 mail.elektrine.com:995 SMTP mail.elektrine.com:465
© 2026 Elektrine. All rights reserved. Server: 12:37:27 UTC