Today: I blocked someone based purely on a single toot about them asking a chatbot to call them "sweetie"
I think it is time for me to log off and think about where I went wrong 😅
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SnyperWolf
@SnyperWolf@kind.social
mastodon 4.7.3Your friendly neighborhood NULL
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Joined December 03, 2023
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The fact that only one health insurance CEO was murdered in the past two years proves that Americans have tremendous restraint
What's your favorite Metroid area?
(Thanks to:
@Cal@kind.social
@Gulleko@kind.social
@xerozohar@retro.pizza
@Yuriel@kind.social
for the suggestions!)
#PollOfTheDay
I like playing that cracker barrel golf tee jump game with candies instead, because when you jump one, you get to eat it. And if one is in the wrong place, you get to eat it. And if one is preventing you from winning, you get to eat it. And oh hey look! I won again!
Replying to
@alice@lgbtqia.space honestly, a bit of (natural-fiber) string tied to the bridge is a better representation of love. With any luck, the string will be picked up by local birds and become part of their nest, where the next generation of birds is raised
Or it falls in the water and gets broken down by bacteria
Just like love!
Replying to
@mbr@metalhead.club My response to this is almost always the same: Here is the last band I got obsessed with
It may not answer the question, but it allows me to talk about my passion: listening to music I have never heard before
In 50 years, we will be smack dab in the middle of the '70s
Also, 50 years ago was smack dab in the middle of the '70s
Dear every website ever:
I will never unsubscribe from your marketing emails
I will always mark them as spam and block your domain
Love,
Snyper
Replying to
@Pepijn I have visited 0, but just to visit the US Congress building would mean traveling nearly 1000km, and I live relatively close to Washington DC
If I wanted to visit the capitals of the two nations that share a land border with the US, That adds another 4000km to the trip
North America is a terrifying large place
When your brother is standing behind you and making a funny face
Alright! Which one of you nerds was at my local pub!?!
Replying to
If I saw this poll, I would have immediately answered 1 and moved on. I have been to DC, even to the smithsonian, but I have not actually visited a capitol building
However, I have been to Nassau, San Juan, and Philipsburg during various vacations, so I guess I would be a solid 4
Today is primary election day in the state of Indiana. I have already voted and bought a dozen donuts (as one does when up at 5AM to vote before dawn)
And it is just so nice of my neighbors to tell me that I cannot trust them! Those signs for Republican candidates outside their homes that say "this person thinks you should not have rights unless you are straight, white, cis, and male"
Replying to
@Wearwolf @somekindofgarf I like this. "No, and you cannot friend me on Myspace either. Gawd, what year are you living in!?!"
I offer a range of affordable services to get YOU out of awkward social situations where you think everyone hates you!
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Do you ever eat standing up?
#PollOfTheDay
It has been [0] days since I thought about the band: Small Leaks Sink Ships
Replying to
@bleuje@mathstodon.xyz It is amazing that nothing is actually moving in this image!
Human eyes / brains are so weird!
Following up on yesterday's #PollOfTheDay
For folks in North America, how many state / providential capitol buildings have you visited? As in, local legislature, statehouse, or other house of the legislative branch
Replying to
@pomegranate_stew@kind.social Yeah, I am starting to see those as well. I weep for this country when I forget to not think about it
Replying to
@Pepijn@mastodon.online Bring 'em!
Also, that is unfathomable to me! How do you have that many different countries so close by!?!
Cookies on dowels!
Can you name one thing you like about yourself?
#PollOfTheDay
When you sleep …
#PollOfTheDay #Cake
@LostCityMagic@mastodon.social Happy Birthday! 🎉
Replying to
@mathowie@xoxo.zone I have thoughts and feelings about the season of Murderbot that is available now, but ultimately it comes down to: the book was a little better
And I read the book later!
Honestly: I like a lot of what the show did, but they just spend way too long on the humans! The pacing is just too slow. I wonder how much they felt they had to pad the source material for "expected TV show runtimes" vs just letting some episodes be about 10 minutes
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@nxskok@cupoftea.social Provinces in Canada. States in the US and Mexico. Not sure about the rest of central America, but a lot of those nations fall more in line with the previous polls asking about national legislatures
When you make your bed, where do the pillows go?
#PollOfTheDay