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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat:

@somekindofgarf@kind.social
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CEO and operations manager of (fictional) StupidCo.
Avatar by KazooeyBlooey, it is a white foxtype creature with Cyberpunky vr(?) glasses on a black background.
Header image is a still from Weird Al's Polkamania video, one of the little vampire guys throwing up it's cape and going "Bleugh!".
Can'tibalism. #rubikscube #speedcubing #noai

38 Followers
43 Following
50 Posts
Joined November 19, 2023
Pronouns:
Don't mind any, but he/him by default?
Summer:
Please, always.
Prose:
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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 4w ago
Replying to
@markwyner@mas.to @libreoffice@fosstodon.org For absolute transparency, they allow coding agent code submissions. But, the no ai features promise is still to be commended
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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@len@nyan.network If you can get YouTube Revanced on the phone, that has patch options to just disappear all ad elements while otherwise acting exactly like the official app.
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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 5mo ago

Lazy Saturday. #dogsofmastodon

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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 2mo ago
The worst thing right this second: when you're in bed, not quite going to sleep just winding down,and you nod off briefly, wake up, and feel like you were thinking about something profound and want to remember it, but that thought has already left through a fire exit
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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 2mo ago
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@skeletor@mas.to Got my hands full trying to live a life that was foisted on me
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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 3mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
Replying to
@renardboy@mastodon.social @fesshole@mastodon.social FTFY "Fuck This Fuck You"
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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 2mo ago
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@lifewithtrees@mstdn.social >Big box of things I will miss out on >Looks inside >Data leaks and misuse by the government
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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 5mo ago

My wife is a little annoyed that I translated the shopping list to spanish as practice :Valid:

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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@skeletor@mas.to Says you alongside a successful imitation of the Vitruvian Man. 🤪
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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 2mo ago
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@skeletor@mas.to I'm just going with the crowd, man.
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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 5mo ago

People: "What do you have against live action kid's movies?"
Live Action Kid's movies: *paints adults as bumbling, clueless, cringy idiots*
Me: I am an adult.

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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 2mo ago
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@jackemled@furry.engineer @len@nyan.network I only ever update when google breaks the streams or MicroG, or if a security concern is raised. which has been twice in the last couple of years for breakage, none for security.
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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 2mo ago
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@peteriskrisjanis@toot.lv @warandpeas@mastodon.social Born rich stays rich
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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 5mo ago

Funner toot: I ended up buying Librarian: Tidy Up The Arcane Library which is exactly what it sounds like and looks cozy as hell

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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@redsad@ohai.social Double digits is a rush
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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@evan University: That I didn't go to? City: Honestly wish I could support a nomad lifestyle. Political Party: I will abandon them without a second thought if they start acting up. Instance: These peeps are wonderful, and if someone shows up who isn't I can just prune that immediately. Yeah, instance easy.
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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 5mo ago

Is.. is this little sushi joint playing a pan flute cover of Katy Perry 's Last Friday Night‽

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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
Regretting the cut feels bad, but the worst is the people that are gonna take such shiteating glee in pointing it out. It's gonna be an office full of 🤪◀️💩
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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 5mo ago

No comment on the Preply language app content, it sounds like expensive human face to face teaching (which of course would cost but is a damn sight better than most), but it's not encouraging that the app store description in Swedish, one of the language's they say they teach, is so full of non sequiturs and wrongly used words it's approaching "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously" territory.

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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Cal@kind.social Buses, black cabs and adorable foxies(all of them) allowed
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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 5mo ago

"Are you a doggo or are you a bus?"
#questionsforpets

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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@fesshole@mastodon.social Mulder? You're just gonna free her in the end
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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@RickiTarr@beige.party I probably ate alot more diverse than I remember. Mom always cooked and she did a delicious mince meat sauce and spaghetti. That and her bread I made sure to get recipes for.
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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 5mo ago

Wth is happening, why is slay the spire 2 reviews "mixed" to "mostly negative", did they get into nfts or something

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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 5mo ago
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@SnyperWolf@kind.social @Pepijn@mastodon.online Also, would you count Las Palmas de Gran Canaria? It's technically Spain but it's one of the capitols of it's autonomous territory and for shipping purposes it's not part of the EU, unlike Spain.
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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 5mo ago
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@SnyperWolf@kind.social @Pepijn@mastodon.online Let's see; Stockholm (Parents took us to Gröna Lund and Kolmården), Oslo (overnight transit stop at the bus station), Copenhagen (mostly for the airport or passing through), Paris (just like Sparky, only for Disneyland 🤣) and we drove there from Sweden so we might have detoured through the Benelux capitols as well I slept most of the way.
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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Yuriel@kind.social Poor Zamfir, ever a punchline 😂
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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 5mo ago

Now Playing: Disembodied Tyrant/Synestia - The Poetic Edda

Growls have such a thin line for wether they're enjoyable or not for me. This is on the right side, and the music is awesome

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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 5mo ago

It is once again bright enough on the evening dogwalk to be envious 😅

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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 3mo ago
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@cmconseils@mastodon.social I am in both slices.
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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 4mo ago
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@RickiTarr@beige.party mom's was just roux-based with ketchup, I later found out lol
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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 5mo ago

Now Playing : Himmel - Caramelldansen x Psychosocial

This is what Soundcloud should be 🤣

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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 5mo ago

Any metalheads who might read this, I have a question. What is.in your opinion the rawest vocal line you have heard? For example, my pick would the "Azrael" line at the beginning of the the chorus to Lorna Shore - To The Hellfire. Like not necessarily the harshest, deepest or most contorted, but it ties the song into a neat package that it smacks you in the face with it and fills your veins with hype

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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 5mo ago

Ooh, El Estepario Siberiano is doing subtitles in spanish, let's goooo

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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@skeletor@mas.to My worst habit is insufficient income
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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@pastelexuvia That's now two otamatone channels I'm subscribed to, I never expected one even.
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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 5mo ago
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@acarsdrama More and more often I have to face up with the inevitable fact of younger people better off than me. Good on them.
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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@skeletor@mas.to Halloween coming just signifies the worst half of the year.
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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@foone@digipres.club Worst is I've seen people start here, go "this isn't right" for reasons not disclosed, move to blue sky and complain about it disclosing *exactly* the reasons it sucks.
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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 4mo ago
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@skeletor@mas.to Yes, please, I would like to restart my life.
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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 2mo ago
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@skeletor@mas.to pets and spite here
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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@BillMcGuire@mastodon.social @X00001@masto.hackers.town same energy as "with the steel chair!"
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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
Never mind, Archipelago-Skul already exists, I'm safe. 😅
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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 5mo ago
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@weirdestate@eigenmagic.net "Single family" "9 beds" This is some McAllister shit and I fucking hate the McAllisters
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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 4mo ago
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@skeletor@mas.to I can afford like 3 of those.
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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@HI_Greens@mastodon.scot Greedy bastards privatizing public services and then slashing it for profit is unsustainable if anything.
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Some Kind Of Garf :UnderstoodThat: @somekindofgarf@kind.social
· 5mo ago

Why *the fuck* is YouTube recommending to me the band "Cumbeast"? I'm really not up to listen to songs called "Captain Cock" or "Spermafrost".

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