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Nick East (Indie Writer)

@NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
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Aspiring fantasy author and geek, retired due to a bunch of chronic illnesses.

The Last Philosopher is my first book under the subtitle, Nothing is Everything.

It's been called imaginative, funny, and unique. People have even gone so far as to compare it to #DouglasAdams and #TerryPratchett.
My response to that comparison, is to go hide under the covers for a week with embarrassment.

Posts about: #Books #Nature #Geek #Writing #Author #Indie #Fantasy #Comedy #Satire #NoAI #fedi22

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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 4d ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
After Data, Chief O'Brien, Union Man, might be my favourite Star Trek character 😂 @startrek@fedigroups.social @worldbuilding @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop #GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny #StarTrek #SciFi #TV #Movies
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 1w ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
Is there anything uglier than a well cut lawn... 😒 @allotments@fedigroups.social @gardening@fedigroups.social @gardening@lemmy.world#FuckLawns #GrowYourOwn #FreeFood #Free #Food #Seed #Seeds #Seedlings #Precultivation #SelfSufficient #Urban #Garden #Gardening#Bokashi #Compost
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 1w ago
As an opening line this is hard to beat 😂 #DouglasAdams #ReadingMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny #Geek #Quote #Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #AmReading #Novel #Books #Fiction #Bookstodon
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 3w ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
The older I get the more my politics align with that of Poison Ivy. Was she the hero we needed all along? 🤔😜 @comicbooks @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop #GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny #Comics #ComicBooks #CEO #PoisonIvy #Heroes #Green #Bees
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 1mo ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
Significant diffrences 😁 #Thinking #Meme#Left #Vs #Right #Under #And #Over #Privileged
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 3w ago
That should tell you everything you need to know about who was the real beast after all 😂 @reading@fedigroups.social @bookstodon@fedigroups.social @books@lemmy.world @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop#BookMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny #ReadingMemes #Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #Litterature #Novel #Bookshelf#Books #Bookstodon
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 3w ago
I think Ashley has the potential to write some really great revenge fiction 😜😂 @galacticwriters@fedigroups.social @bookstodon@fedigroups.social @writingbooks@fedigroups.social @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop #Therapy#WritingMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Geek #Author #IndieAuthor #Indie #Writers #Writing #WritingCommunity #WritersOfMastodon
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 1mo ago
Boosted by @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social
If the Dark Lord can make time for his hobbies then so can you 😁 @reading@fedigroups.social @bookstodon@fedigroups.social @books@lemmy.world @fantasy@lemmy.world@humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop #Dark #Lord #Hobbies #Lotr #GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny #Fantasy #Epic #High #Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #Bookstodon #FantasyBooks
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 3w ago
I'm pretty sure that's not what the Doctor meant... But would I watch Doctor Who with John Wick as the companion? 🤔 Hell yes I would 😂 (No one had better do anything to K9) 😊 @DrWho@fedigroups.social@tvshow@botsin.space@reading@fedigroups.social @bookstodon@fedigroups.social @books@lemmy.world@humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop #GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny #SciFi #TV #Movies #DoctorWho #JohnWick#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #Bookstodon #FantasyBooks
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 2mo ago
You wouldn't break the turtles promies would you? #Sad #Meme
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 1mo ago
What's that old saying again, 'Write high, edit drunk?' 😜😂 Then again I've never written a sonnet 😁 @galacticwriters@fedigroups.social @bookstodon@fedigroups.social @joinin@fedigroups.social @writingbooks@fedigroups.social @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop #WritingMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Geek #Author #IndieAuthor #Indie #Writers #Writing #WritingCommunity #WritersOfMastodon
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 2mo ago
"This heatwave was brought to you by Teboil!" Yeah, that'll work, lets start doing that 😂 #Heatwave #Heatwaves #Oil #ClimateChange #Memes
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 2mo ago
What came first? The forest or the road? 😁 #Forest #Forests #Thinking #Meme
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 1mo ago
I think this is one reason I like writing fantasy, whatever weirdness I come up with it's always correct 🤔😁 @fantasy@lemmy.world @bookstodon@fedigroups.social @books@lemmy.world @reading@fedigroups.social @worldbuilding @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop #SpeculativeFiction #FantasyBooks #Geek #FantasyMemes #SciFiMemes #Fantasy #SciFi #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny #Low #High #Epic #Science #Opera #Hard #CottageCore #SolarPunk #Comedic #Whatever #GiveMeAllYouveGot #Novel #Books #Bookstodon
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 3w ago
Disagree 🤔 I mean it would be easier without all that writing but it's also the only requirement for being a writer 😁 @galacticwriters@fedigroups.social @bookstodon@fedigroups.social @joinin@fedigroups.social @writingbooks@fedigroups.social @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop #WritingMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Geek #Author #IndieAuthor #Indie #Writers #Writing #WritingCommunity #WritersOfMastodon
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 3mo ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
I should really watch DS9 again, in my not so humble opinion it's the best Star Trek there's been so far 😊 #Woke #StarTrek #SciFi #DS9 #DeepSpaceNine
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 3w ago
Boosted by @trending@homestead.social
A question for the indie authors on Mastadon... Do you know of a good way to sell your own ebooks? 🤔 Right now I'm using D2D which is a good service, but in some cases they take as much as 60% of a sale. Simply put is there a good way for me to do the sales myself? @galacticwriters@fedigroups.social @bookstodon@fedigroups.social @joinin@fedigroups.social @writingbooks@fedigroups.social#Ebook #Ebooks #Sales #DRM #DRMFree #Question #WritersCoffeeClub#Author #IndieAuthor #Indie #Writers #Writing #WritingCommunity #WritersOfMastodon #BoostingIsSharing
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 1mo ago
I'm taking suggestions for books with sarcastic piece of trash characters 😁 @reading@fedigroups.social @bookstodon@fedigroups.social @books@lemmy.world @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop @joinin@fedigroups.social #ReadingMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny #Geek #Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #AmReading #Novel #Books #Fiction #Bookstodon
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 4w ago
I have this on a t-shirt, that's where my sweet style comes from 😜😂 @tvshow@botsin.space@humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop #TheITCrowd #TV #GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 2mo ago
It's like talking to doctors when you have an undiagnosed chronic illness 😂 #Ominous #Positivity#Doctors #And #ChronicIllness #ChronicPain
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 4w ago
Is it just me or should it be make HAPPY head voice louder? 🤔😂 @reading@fedigroups.social @bookstodon@fedigroups.social @books@lemmy.world @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop @joinin@fedigroups.social #ReadingMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny #Geek #Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #AmReading #Novel #Books #Fiction #Bookstodon
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 4mo ago

What we need is more librarian humour 😂

@libraries@literature.cafe @Libraries@fedigroups.social @library @books@lemmy.world @bookstodon@fedigroups.social @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#Library #LibraryMemes #Meme #Memes #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Bookstodon #FantasyBooks

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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 4mo ago
Self-promotion in progress 😁 The Last Philosopher is a Fantasy/Attempted Comedy story that some have even compared to #DouglasAdams and #TerryPratchett My response to that comparison, is to go hide under the covers for a week with embarrassment 😊 1€ Ebook. Help an #IndieAuthor to get to 100 sales, up to 26 from 14. This is not for the profit but to avoid the fees from D2D Part One: https://books2read.com/b/m0pJYA #FantasyBooks #Fantasy #Comedy #Reading #Bookstodon #Books #IndieAuthor #AmWriting
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Available now at your favorite digital store!

The Last Philsopher: Part One by Nick East

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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 3mo ago

The Last Philosopher: Part one will now be both free and DRM free on #smashwords for the month of July 🎉 :artaww:

Link: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1928619

Apologies to those who already spent 1€ on the #ebook ...

Honestly, I just wish people will read and enjoy it, and maybe tell me if they do 😊

@reading@fedigroups.social @books@lemmy.world @fantasy@lemmy.world @bookstodon@fedigroups.social

#WIPWednesday #WIP #Free #eBooks #IndieAuthor
#SpeculativeFiction
#Fantasy #Satire #Humour #Comedy
#Novel #Books #Bookstodon
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity

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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 1mo ago
Climate change and firefighters.... https://loops.video/v/hnBjkJESU9 #ClimateChange #Heatwave #ForestFire
Firefighter finds clear wo... - @KatjaDiehl | Loops.video
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Firefighter finds clear wo... - @KatjaDiehl | Loops.video

Firefighter finds cl... • 65 likes • 0 comments

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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 5mo ago

RE: @MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social

That's "Trickle Up"-economy for you 😒

#Economy #Theory

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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 2mo ago

Just some #Gratitoot 😁

I realised that I've neglected to thank everyone who has boosted, commented, and favourited my shamelessly self-promotional book posts...

I just wanted to say that as someone who is retired with disablity I really appreciate the support.
It makes me feel maybe I can contribute something 😊

#Mastodon #Gratitude #Support #Celebration
#IndieAuthor #Indie #Author
#Fantasy #FantasyBooks #Highfantasy #Comedy #Satire
#Books #Novel #Bookstodon

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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 4mo ago

The thing they don't tell you about so called "professional industry" people is they have no idea what they're doing either 😂

@galacticwriters@fedigroups.social @writers @books@lemmy.world @fantasy@lemmy.world @bookstodon@fedigroups.social @joinin@fedigroups.social
@writingbooks@fedigroups.social @keepwriting @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#WritingMemes #Meme #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Author #IndieAuthor #Indie #Writers #Writing #WritingCommunity #WritersOfMastodon

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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 3mo ago
Mastadon do your thing... 😁 I'm starting to realise that the fediverse works best when you use diffrent instances for diffrent things, I now have Loops for video, and Bookwyrm for books and reading. My question is what's the best instance for posting hiking photos, or just photos in general? #FediTips #Instance #Photography
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@BeautifulMutantStudio@mastodon.art I wouldn't dare make that comparison myself, but since several readers have I feel safe to say... there may be a resemblance 😊
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@amici@fribygda.no That's exactly what it is 😂 Basically it's asking people to look at our daydreams, the question is why we want them to 🤔
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 2mo ago
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@soumyadghosh@ubuntu.social We could at least try to treat the forests with some respect...
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 2mo ago

RE: @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art

This is the last week that The Last Philosopher: Part One will be available free and DRM free at Smashwords July summer sale

#July #Summer #Sale #Smashwords
#Ebook #DRM #DRMFree #Download #Book

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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@jayflo We don't want to get too clever, oil executives won't get it and probably think we're complimenting them 😜
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 2mo ago
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@AoaI@mastodon.online Don't rush it... we'll run out of oil companies long before we run out of heatwaves no matter what we do 🤔
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 2mo ago
RE: https://mastodon.art/@Remedios_Varo_Bot/116882419175747049 Surrealist art may be my favourite form of art 🤔😊
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@mediocratese@climatejustice.social That's true, for accuracy it should be "A severly restricted trickle down, and a geyser of obscene wealth spewing up" but that is a bit of a mouthful 🤔
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 4mo ago
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@Simx72@tkz.one I suppose that depends on the intent? 🤔
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@mespique@mastodon.social Gods from my stories would answer, "Because f*ck you, that's why..." 😜 😂
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 5mo ago
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@anakin78z@mograph.social Weird is good 😁
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@jsl@hachyderm.io @DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world I think that is true, I used to jump from things 15-20 meters high into water when I was younger, but as I got older I've suddenly developed a fear of heights 🤔
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 5mo ago
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@snooggums@piefed.world I assume you are correct that they till help people see others as people, which is why it's important for those who don't want us to see each other as people to attack them...
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 4mo ago
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@retrimental@mastodon.social You absolutely should 😁
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 5mo ago
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@mediocratese@climatejustice.social Yeah, that works on at least two levels, the ones who are "Sucking Up" all the wealth and leaving nothing for anyone else... But could also refer to the politicians and other "Suck Ups" who can't fall over themselves fast enough to brown nose the robberbarons 😂 #New #Economic #Theory #JustDropped #SuckingUp #Not #TrickleDown
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world I have no idea who John Carroll is but I assume it was a good thing 😂
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@DagwoodIII I haven't seen that but it sounds like I might like it 😁
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 2mo ago
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@dharmadan@aus.social Can't say it's something I'v read is it any good?
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Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
· 5mo ago
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@mediocratese@climatejustice.social So, it's decided we'll call it 'Trickle Up' for short! Everyone knows abbreviations are meant to cause confussion and obfuscate the original message, that's why sayings are always shortened to hide the real meaning 🤔 😁
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