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Birch-landia

@MrBirch@beige.party
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🇺🇸 Maris/Māris 🇱🇻

Annoyed liberal pragmatist. Live in the PNW.

Retired technologist. Reader of spy novels. Music, movies, photography, bikes & hikes. Still working on the perfect Negroni.

Dog person. I like cats, but I’m allergic.

Fuck Trump, Fuck Musk, Fuck Putin, Fuck Fascists, Fuck Christo Nationalists

Avatar is me on a backpacking trip in the Cascades. Background is woods near me.

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671 Following
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Joined October 04, 2025
Annoyed:
Shocked at how uneducated so many Americans are, to believe the BS the Right is spewing. But, I grew up in that environment so I can’t be too surprised.
Liberal:
I believe society has a moral responsibility to support ALL of us, regardless of the color of our skin, the language we speak, whether we worship a god or not, who we love and how we identify ourselves. Healthcare is a right, not a privilege.
Pragmatist:
Forward progress matters most of all. Sometimes it’s slow, sideways or even a step back. The goal is what matters. Perfect is often the enemy of a good start.
Music:
In no order: Ambient, Techno, Alternative (whatever that means), New Wave, Jazz, Neo Classical (see Alternative), KEXP.org, other stuff, NOT Country
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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 3w ago
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@DrOinOR@mastodon.social I’m in. High School senior photo.
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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 6mo ago

Wilson protecting the perimeter. One half of our latest dog sit.

#dogs #dogsofmastodon

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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 2mo ago
RE: https://flipboard.com/@cbcnews/politics-2qr4m137z/-/a-sKZCVvkGTQOcJVSioRToVw%3Aa%3A107108217-%2F0 The fascist said the quiet part out loud. Sure, you can have UBI. You just can’t vote because you are a “taker”. Only “makers” get to vote. Fuck. You. And. All. Your. Epstein-class. Friends.
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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 2w ago
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@blogdiva@mastodon.social Full agreement on House of Leaves. I made it through but I really didn’t “get it”. I posted on the Reddit devoted to the book, seeking to understand. I got shredded by the diehard fans, who refused to engage my questions and basically told me to go away. Sigh.
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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 2mo ago
My favorite radio station, KEXP in Seattle/kexp.org, keeps coming up in various media as a source for live music recordings. I think the KEXP video stream on YouTube has become the successor of the John Peele Sessions. Bravo! #kexp #seattle #music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbSHJEh8s1M
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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 6mo ago

When the Index lists itself in the index.

#AwkwardBookMoments
#HashtagGames

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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 5mo ago

Can’t wait for the Eastside “missing link” to be complete.
#seattle #bicycling
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Tour of old Bellevue train trestle shows the challenges of a makeover

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/transportation/the-trouble-of-turning-an-old-eastside-train-trestle-into-a-trail/

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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 3mo ago

Do balloons make a sound right before they pop? If so, I think that’s what we’re hearing. The likely next sound will be of valuations swirling around the drain.

#ai #aiscam
https://www.404media.co/companies-are-throttling-employees-ai-use-because-its-too-expensive/

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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 6mo ago

I just saw a post about how opinions of Newsom are changing for the positive.

A hypothetical future 2028 ballot is Newsom vs. Vance for president. That would be a hold your nose and vote blue moment.

Don’t want that? Make sure that you support your candidates and vote in the primaries. Be heard.

#uspol #voteblue #nokings

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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 5mo ago

I baked another batch of my blueberry raisin pecan oat bran muffins today (AKA my fiber bombs). I don’t bake much (my wife is the master) but this is one of my few specialties. Content with an accomplishment on an otherwise lazy day.

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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 3mo ago

Norway wins the coolest kit font award.

#fifa #worldcup2026 #norway

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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 3mo ago
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@gwynnion@mastodon.social Agree completely. This is all driven by the donor class. DSA candidates scare the Republicans and the traditional/centrist Democrats, because the DSA are actually doing what the voters want and need.
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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@FeloniousPunk I have a trip to that region coming up. I bought a new t-shirt for the trip, that says “Radical Left Scum”.
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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 6mo ago
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@JonBaker@mastodon.social @lisamelton@mastodon.social I wanted to see an astronaut do a cannonball off their “porch” and into the water, on exiting the capsule.
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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@cstross And probably with laundered Russian money.
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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 6mo ago

India-no-place, IN

#EggCornALocation
#HashtagGames

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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@theropologist I see it periodically. I’m primarily using Ivory on a relatively new iPad with lots of memory. I see it on TL thumbnails as well as the zoom. Oddly, I click on the thumbnail and, just before it drills into the toot, the thumbnail flashes in. Same going back, if the zoom hasn’t loaded. One more anecdote. A few times I’ve seen it, the source was a Pixelfed account. May be coincidence but I saw it enough that it’s worth considering.
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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 3mo ago

The round of 32 Germany-Paraguay game is reminding me a lot of the Brazilian-Japan game that just ended.

#fifa #worldcup

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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@rockmastermike@beige.party @Wallflower@beige.party That’s a good, messed up movie. I’ve seen it a few times but usually a few years in between viewings.
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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 3mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Skyline Chili is real. So are the “hot pipes” you get from eating there.
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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 6mo ago

A chink in the Putin armor? We can only hope.

#putin #russia #warcriminal

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/18/pro-kremlin-loyalist-turns-on-putin-ilya-remeslo-russia

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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@FeloniousPunk I saw your follow up. I’m in fact going to Midwest Dumbfuckistan, aka Indiana. I grew up there, but escaped during a shift change of the border guards.
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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@wendinoakland @VeroniqueB99 +1 for Team Beige. I’m just an intern but you would be royalty or something.
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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 5mo ago

I’ve seen many posts about how Musk has driven X’s value into the ground, wasting $44B.

I don’t think he cares. In his head, he’s going to be a trillionaire — what he spent on Twitter was pocket lint to him.

What a douchebag.

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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 5mo ago

Two thoughts:
— I wish they’d train the model on the SNL skits that mocked him. We might get a better outcome.
— Please, please, please turn the clone loose on the financials and let it run the business into the ground.

#fuckmeta
https://www.theverge.com/tech/910990/meta-ceo-mark-zuckerberg-ai-clone

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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 5mo ago

So nobody gets paid on X anymore? It’s all garbage clickbait.

From The Guardian. #x

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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@maxleibman I’ve done similar. A colleague and I went to an industry event where we were registered through our company. That event allowed you to day of registration, for a nominal cost. We left and re-registered under LLCs we each separately had. Much easier to get competitors to talk to us and demo their products. No NDA level info but good to hear how they talk about their products
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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 6mo ago
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@catsalad You didn’t invoke the 5 second rule? It still counts, even if the toast fell butter-side down.
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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 7mo ago
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@bsletten @DanielSuarez Going to reread it now.
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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@the_etrain@beige.party What an awesome mashup!
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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social I see something like that and wonder if they honestly didn’t know or it’s a subversive, subtle joke?
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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@caseynewton@mastodon.social The irony is that a bunch of these tech bros believe the Culture series of books by Ian M Banks are a goal for all of us. They skip over the details of how Culture planets needs are covered and the people are take care of. UBI, Universal Healthcare, affordable housing, …
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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Thus sayeth the Lord. Amen.
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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@farah For strictly text, I agree. As soon as there are any kind of illustrations, paper wins. I almost exclusively read e-books, but when I get one with illustrations, I regret it.
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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 5mo ago

Not surprised. Fuck. @Free_Press@mstdn.social

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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 6mo ago
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@bsletten And remember, multiple Goose shows are not a Geese show, because that’s a different band. 😂 I crack my self up. I’ll leave now.
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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 6mo ago
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@bsletten I will die on this hill: I think “She Sells Sanctuary” is the best rock song ever. It is clearly of its time, but it holds up so well. It’s long been on a number of my playlists.
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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 6mo ago
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@bsletten OK, that was impressive. But WTAF — how can anyone not know Bohemian Rhapsody? What the hell are they teaching these kids?
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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 4mo ago
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@blogdiva@mastodon.social @DeliaChristina@sfba.social I think he’s always tried to look like the human incarnation of Satan.
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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 2mo ago
For the hardcore musicians and music geeks. You’ll probably need deep pockets too. #music #korg #synth https://www.korg.co.uk/blogs/updates/ps3300
PS-3300 - Register your interest
Korg UK

PS-3300 - Register your interest

One of the rarest and most coveted synthesizers in music history, the PS-3300, is back.

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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 5mo ago

I’ve been wearing flannel for years. Who knew I was a fashionista? 🤦‍♂️

#theguardian #flannel
https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2026/apr/11/casual-without-being-sloppy-why-flannel-shirts-are-making-a-comeback?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 2mo ago
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@ascentale@sfba.social @bikenite@fedigroups.social A6. Wide road tires (32 mm). I was discussing with bike friends from college. We ran 21-23 mm tires and thought we were bad ass. Nope, just sore ass. #bikenite
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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 5mo ago

Watching Nine Inch Noize at Coachella. That’s dystopia done right. 🖤🖤🖤

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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@farah @PhoenixSerenity It reminds me of the Paradox of Tolerance. It’s a concept that’s relatively new to me but reading about it felt like a puzzle piece falling into place. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_tolerance
en.wikipedia.org
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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@WorfEmail@mas.to and wear a clean red shirt.
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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 5mo ago

David Byrne is late ……

#coachella

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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 2mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Of course these days, it would be “wisdom influencer”.
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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 5mo ago
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@FeloniousPunk@beige.party @servelan@newsie.social I’m shocked by the concept that Spirit Airlines had fans.
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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 2mo ago
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@alice@lgbtqia.space “Squirrel!”
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Birch-landia @MrBirch@beige.party
· 6mo ago
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@krahabors @papuass Skaisti!
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