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@miona@toot.lgbt
You must have one hell of a boy mode if there's much coming out to be done...
Good luck though!
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@EndlessMason@hachyderm.io
mastodon 4.7.3A whimsical, neurospicy #perl developer looking to be #fedihired.
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The "Here's Johnny" scene from The Shining captioned: software time
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A burning, over-turned computer in in a gravel parking lot. Most of whos remains have burned away.
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@liberty@mathstodon.xyz
It feels a little bit strange to steal this statement, but I will be stealing this statement.
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@ptoothfish@beige.party
"bans never work" crowd loves banning things they don't like... somebody should look into that
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@alice@lgbtqia.space
You know, you go around the group pointing to people and saying "drink?" "drink?"
Perhaps that gay man was offering you a lesbian?
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@zygmyd@toot.cat
You can't steal it, it is a gift.
I usually mention that I brought my own keyboard from home too, just to point out how much I like typing on computers, but I left that out because some people are "normal" about keyboards so I thought it might make it less relatable.
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@kjhank@social.vivaldi.net @LoganFive@beige.party @catsalad@infosec.exchange
You just have to make it clear to them which side of the ultimatum you've selected.
Personally I'm having a great time being "left behind" doing all the "back breaking labour" of "writing computer programs" oh no, I have to write some text to explain a bug to somebody oh no anything but typing semi-technical english text on a computer, that's my one weakness, the one thing I specifically selected my career to avoid
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@tinker@infosec.exchange
Hey, if you want I can carry your eggs in this basket i happen to have here
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@mwl@io.mwl.io @rysiek@mstdn.social
"The tough choice of putting up with people who are intolerant" just somehow isn't as catchy
Edit: it's even less compelling if you don't call it a "Paradox" 🦆🦆
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@rrb@infosec.exchange @zzt@mas.to
It's the news commentator who says "well, the thing is it's pretty clear that BLANK, i mean, i'm not saying BLANK, but it's definitely BLANK and then they go on to say BLANK isn't the case, nobody is saying BLANK, in fact i'm strongly against BLANK"
so later on they can just yoink the particular clip of them saying the thing that turns out to be popular/true later so they look like they're good / smart / have their finger on the pulse / clairvoyant
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@ainmosni@social.ainmosni.eu
Being able to paste urls and html into a yaml file without escaping is pretty handy.
Not having to slash out every quote marker in a bash command is exceptionally handy
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@thermia@sk.girlthi.ng
fuck it, I'm forking the english language to patch this one thing.
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@Kuchenschwarte@fnordon.de @LoganFive@beige.party I have, at times, fallen back on my call centre training during an in-person exchange:
Hey, have you noticed all the foreigners in here tonight, kinda stinks in here
[my dominant hand on their opposite shoulder] I'm hanging up now... umm, in person [walk away from person]
(in keeping with the thread, if you take this as advice — and that seems ill advised — at best it's unsolicited, and at worst it's not great. Heck, we weren't even supposed to hang up on people at the call centre.)
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@RaffKarva@sunny.garden @janeishly@beige.party
That thing's going to run for about 8 minutes before Veesa/Mahstercard decide the whole thing is for porn and cut everybody off...
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@alice@lgbtqia.space
Oh! that's how you make those chains fit when they're too small... interesting
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@GhostOnTheHalfShell@masto.ai @alice@lgbtqia.space
Better than you get for returning cans or anything
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@Landsil@infosec.exchange @rebane2001@infosec.exchange
They didn't say how professional the frauds were, perhaps some of them are wax models, or just photocopies ... I could definitely identify those
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Eggs do not lay eggs
I need to know how they managed to get a goose without knowing where geese come from
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@suramya@mastodon.social @freakboy3742@cloudisland.nz
I am currently working on my resume and was about to make this mistake.
Excellent timing.
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@d_s_e@chaos.social @FlyingTerra@mastodon.art @jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net
Dr. Daniel Jackson:
It's not "Door to Heaven"... is...
Dr. Daniel Jackson:
Stargate.
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@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social
I would love to run for 3 hours a day but you see that's the thing about those painful crunchy knees i booked this appointment about
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@Unixbigot@aus.social
I love that it's a Subspace Command Line, but it still has regular old sudo
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@wonshu@mastodon.social @jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net @starpass_eu@mastodon.social
They're also on x, the everything app (formerly known as twitter), bluesky two types of linked in, threads, tik tok and Reddit. Maybe they want to be in places where people are?
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@Landsil@infosec.exchange @rebane2001@infosec.exchange I'm such a big team player that I'm willing to sacrifice myself and take a measly 220k to eat some strawberries
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@WTL@mastodon.social @hailey@hails.org @auxonic@ottawa.place
Most voids have been digital for so long that is pretty unlikely you've actually encountered a genuine analogue one, let alone an acoustic
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@wonshu@mastodon.social @jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net @starpass_eu@mastodon.social
The media, in this case, is all of them.
That's where I got the idea about being where people are
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@twodarek@hachyderm.io
lmao I definitely only know his name because the theme song for the show introduces all the characters by name and it was on TV before the "skip intro >" button was invented
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@leonerd@fosstodon.org @linuxexpert@mastodon.social
Oh! I forgot about pseudohashes! I was thinking of ' as the package separator...
writing a test with C< isn't( $got, $unexpected) > always gave me a little spike of joy
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@thecybersecguru@infosec.exchange Maybe I wasn't clear, or I'm misreading the situation...
The diagram says:
- rest endpoint
- route confusion
- sqli
- rce
but the way you get from 3 to 4 is by cracking the admin password
The vuln itself isn't an RCE - it's information disclosure⸸...
The code execution comes from "logging in as admin and installing an evil plugin", right?
__ ⸸. ... of the hashed admin password, but still
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#Perl was weird, messy, brilliant, and absolutely foundational to the early web.
Excuse me, "is". There are maybe 2 weird things that have actually been removed†
__ †. Yes, I miss them being there, but I mostly wouldn't use them
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
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@mynameistillian@plush.city
"mate, we could use a bit more history tbh"
~~ Franky Fukuyama
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@sjcooke66@mastodon.social @Landsil@infosec.exchange @rebane2001@infosec.exchange
This is the same behaviour that caused the 2018 financial crisis, but i'm sure it's fine to do with berries
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@thecybersecguru@infosec.exchange
isn't it the plugin system that gives you code execution?
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