Admiral Memo

@feliks@chaos.social This goes in Chaotic Evil, too, right?

@xinit@mastodon.coffee @alice@lgbtqia.space The baby is leaking! The baby is leaking!

@indi@mefi.social @GeePawHill@mastodon.social Agreed. I will never intentionally use Gen-AI graphics for memes, and I want to be told if I am unintentionally using one.

@Jeroen89 I miss the fireflies from my childhood.

@gbargoud@masto.nyc @dec23k@mastodon.ie @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social So you're telling me that the Cottingley Fairies were AI? /s

@ldottxt@kind.social Yeah, that's what I was wondering. I was like "Why would people be TAXED when they're disabled? They should actually receive LESS taxes." That's why I chose "No, and I'm disabled" on the list.

@Shards@kind.social What is this? Ends-maxxing?

@katalogeur@mastodon.social @alicetragedy@mastodon.social We'd have to get the public transportation infrastructure up to par before that happens, I say.

@TechConnectify I learned this the hard way! That wasn't fun!

@PhoenixSerenity @skinnylatte I worked for 5 years for Gandi.net and their slogan was "No Bullshit" as a DIRECT jab at GoDaddy.

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Mainly because no one but people hard into computing knows what "kibi" means.

@Danpiker@mathstodon.xyz Me: *looks with his colorblind eyes* No. 😛

@grayladywriter@mindly.social @vees@jawns.club "This call is being recorded for quality and training purposes."

@Linzington@kind.social I mean... technically, GTA5.

@neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org This takes me back to a comment that @beric@thehappyfamily.stream made about the 1995 movie "Hackers": "The movie that has more genders than it has characters."

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social I have, but... it was complicated. Not logistically or anything, but simply... I had a period of time where I didn't really identify with my name, but every OTHER thing I tried felt WORSE. I think the process rebuilt my sense of self, though.

@leyrer@23.social It also connects to Ramagon, because Ramagon includes panels with Lego studs.

@sinituulia@eldritch.cafe 1 and 5 are not mutually exclusive.

@FediTips Love seeing kind.social on the list.

@grumpydad@infosec.exchange @neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org You're sexually attracted to chocobos?

@rek It also sends historians into a near-endless spiral of getting into the weeds and getting all of their work invalidated because one dead dude just lied about a lot of stuff. https://youtu.be/qEV9qoup2mQ

@neil Too many men and AMABs do not check their breast tissue. Breast cancer does not discriminate.

@hnapel @neil I mean, unless you're consenting. :-D

@acm_redfox @rmi It's like "You look at boobs, then you close your eyes, and you can still see the afterimage of the boobs. The afterboob."

@tragivictoria @osmosisch Yeah, the message is hampered by the presentation.

@xgranade The best type of April Fool's gag.

@mallory_sinn@hachyderm.io This is one of the reasons I love Mastodon polls: the "View Results" button. I'm not trans, but I am definitely interested in the results of this.

@Arapalla Moon: "And another thing!"

@antdude@mastodon.social @TechConnectify@mas.to Due to PREVIOUS issues from the platform. Twitter slowly became not-good, and then Elmo came along and turned it up to 11 in hyperdrive.

@jessamyn@glammr.us @snarkout@zirk.us Oh this will definitely help me during Desert Bus.

@halcy@icosahedron.website I remember those! I wanted one, but was too lazy to look into getting one.

@sundogplanets That's enough fur to make a lesser pyrenees.

@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social This is how more Luigis are made.

@asap@sloth.es Sadly, in the US, it's illegal to general strike. So... if people do it, they should be aware and ready for consequences.

@ollie@tech.lgbt @jztusk@mastodon.social @TechConnectify@mas.to I've found it perfectly fine myself.

@karafuto@mas.to Half-hour increments, it seems. I wonder what it'd look like at a finer temporal resolution.

@notyourfanboy@kolektiva.social @Rasta@zeroes.ca Exactly why I don't trust the Democrats.

@brianvastag@mas.to @astronomerritt@hachyderm.io Not just censoring, but also searching and dogpiling. There are plenty of times you'll say something mean about [insert public figure] and all his defenders will find your post and reply with nasty messages or sealioning. So people wanted to express themselves without the mob finding them.

@maya Are synthetically-formed women cheaper than naturally-formed women because there's a cartel that raises the price of naturally-formed women?

@jgilbert@mastodon.social This is good, but the article doesn't say if this is Arena, MtGO, or both.

@Drayson@dragonchat.org @feliks@chaos.social Chaotic, definitely, but where?

@Canageek @jonmsterling Oh wait, so I can import subreddits into Mastodon? Hrm...

@jonmsterling I'm currently looking up some RSS-to-Mastodon converters so I can pull my Tumblr feed onto my Mastodon feed.

@TechConnectify@mas.to https://kind.social/@lrrbot/113129895120447776

@billgoats Depends on if I'm routing packets or wood.