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Resistance is fertile.
Reap what you sow.
Everything worth doing,
is worth doing slow.
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What if instead of a nervous system, we had a super chill system, you ask?
Well as individuals we do have it.
The super chill parasympathic system.
Together with the super stressed sympathic system they make up the periferal nervous system, or, as I call it, the federated nervous system, or FediNS, as opposed to our central nervous system.
As modern western society however we live in the super stressful capitalist system instead of the super chill degrowth system.
We have one built in mechanism though if stress gets too high: the general strike.
You should try it sometime.
#GeneralStrike #degrowth #capitalism #chill #stress #nervous
When you're down and out, I won't look down on, but out for you.
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seize the means of production
cease the means of destruction
(like AI data centers and the military industrial complex)
Don't bite the hand that feeds you,
eat the rich!
Degrowth
Deceleration
Deshittification
Selfcare tip for students:
If you stress yourself while testing your acquired knowledge on a subject, you might train recalling information under stress.
But if you stay calm while testing yourself, you train staying calm in test situations.
Everything the achievement orientated society tells you is a lie.
100% life
0% work
100% balance
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@LoganFive With that attitude "working for a living" is not for you. Welcome to the team.
:LaVarDislike: self-flagellation for capitalism
:LaVarDislike: self-optimization for capitalism
:LaVarDislike: mindfullness to recover from and function for capitalism
:LaVarLike: mindfullness for youself
Use positive affirmations as passphrases.
Like: 1'llD01tAsSl0wAsP0ss1bl3
If the world ends in a week, plant a tree.
If the world ends in 6 days plant a tree.
If the world ends tomorrow, plant a tree.
If the world ends today, enjoy the 7 trees you planted.
General strike, not general obedience!
#GeneralStrike
Our motto:
Try to do as little as possible, but don't judge yourselves for doing stuff.
Can be translated into German in two words:
Macht nichts.
"Pointless [ableist word replaced] is doing the same over and over and expecting different results"
Like going to work.