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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her)

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Residing on the ancestral lands of the Coast Salish peoples, including the Snohomish Tribe.

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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 2w ago
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@masek@infosec.exchange @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io I’m positive that there is not nearly enough state space to achieve intelligence at this point in computing. If you are familiar with the orchestrated objective reduction theory of consciousness, which hypothesizes a microtubule-based quantum computing mechanism for consciousness, we’d need 10^27 ops per second to achieve that bandwidth of compute. “Artificial intelligence (AI) and neural network researchers calculated brain capacity based on 100 billion neurons as fundamental units, each with a thousand synapses, switching 100 times per second, to be roughly 10^16 operations per second. When a computer could achieve 10^16 operations per second, they claimed, it would do whatever brains do, including production of consciousness. I annoyed them by saying relevant information processing extended inward, to intra-neuronal microtubules. I talked about paramecium, single cell organisms which could swim nimbly, find food and mates, avoid obstacles and predators, learn, and have sex, all without synapses, using their microtubules. For information capacity we calculated a billion tubulins per neuron switching at, for example, 10 megahertz, giving 10^16 operations per second *per neuron*, 10^27 ‘ops/sec’ in the brain. This pushed the AI target for brain equivalence in computers far into the future. ‘Simulate a paramecium before worrying about a brain!’, I insisted — I became unpopular among AI people, and remain so.” – Stuart Hameroff, “Consciousness, Microtubules, & ‘Orch OR’ – A ‘Space-time Odyssey’” https://consciousness.arizona.edu/sites/default/files/Hameroff%20JCS%202014%20ASpace-time%20Odyssey_3.pdf
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@Lana@beige.party The year is 2026. Measles is spreading. Screwworms are invading livestock. Temperatures rising rapidly and killing off the currents that regulate the planet. The Hormuz channel is seeded with mines. But we are concerned about algae in a reflecting pool. Ok.
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
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@darwinwoodka@mastodon.social @akamran@indieweb.social @jvschrag@hachyderm.io @TrueNorthSpice@mastodon.world The home library expands into a series of guerilla little libraries spread tactically around the hood
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago

I keep forgetting to post this goofy picture my elder daughter took of Pixel a few weeks back.
#CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfHachyderm

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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago

I think the main thing is, we need to make sure that being an asshole is never considered cool or edgy ever again.

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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 4mo ago
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@ifixcoinops@retro.social I used cgi-bin and a Perl script to inject my header and footer from code chunks, and used clever CSS to make sure the navigation links made sense in every context.
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
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@Mikal@sfba.social @futurebird@sauropods.win I guess I really have a DIY mentality. I'm tired of everyone putting up with the status quo all the time. Especially when we have the technology. The OG Google Search Engine was literally a desktop PC that was covered in a shell of LEGOs. I know, because I saw it at the Stanford CS department back when I was a student there. It is not some mysterious monolith from Jupiter. It's just a CPU and disk space.
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 2mo ago
In case you didn't know: if you're a registered voter in the State of Washington, and you lose your mail-in ballot (like I did), you can reprint your ballot packet online. You have until 8 p.m. tonight to turn that sucker into the ballot box. Just go to https://www.votewa.org/ and provide your voter information to get access to your ballot reprint. #VoteWA #Voter #Vote #WA #USPol
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
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@Mikal@sfba.social @futurebird@sauropods.win a lot of the research underpinning search is public. It’s not out of the question to reengineer.
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
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@Scubyw@mastodon.nz @davidculley@hachyderm.io this is exactly what I’d expect to happen with a body full of really old people. They literally have no idea how the world works today. We should have age caps for justices, not to mention expand the courts.
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
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@GeePawHill@mastodon.social @dangillmor@mastodon.social I can’t wait for the Ken Burns documentary, because it will take many hours of footage to cover the Trump crime family.
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago

Big American Tech Companies are absolutely not planning for the unprecedented global energy recession we are about to experience. All the expensive data centering will result in higher token prices which means every product using LLM will be instantly unprofitable and require either removal or to be shut down. This is happening in the next 3-6 months. Mark my words. Sora just the first of many.

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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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@benroyce @stalbaum @Oldfartrant @courtcan I think the easiest way to explain it is, remember Ross Perot? That’s how the right wing lost to Bill Clinton, the independent difference was split. Then remember The Tea Party and MAGA? That’s how the right wing took over the GOP, they replaced all the individual candidates with their own in the primaries, and stuck with a 50 state, up and down the ticket strategy. Even school boards. Behind the scenes, billionaires funded and organized the whole thing.
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@eniko I remember the 90s being incredibly boring. Things were going well and people seemed interested in helping each other and stopping things like AIDS and hunger. There was still decorum. I know people want to boil down all our current cultural problems entirely to social media, but have we ever examined how reality TV changed attitudes? Influencers were really invented then.
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@baldur@toot.cafe my uncle told me he tried to unionize his fellow programmers many decades ago but they were completely uninterested.
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 4mo ago
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@LeslieBurns@esq.social when I got the early strain of COVID I didn’t crack a fever, and my now ex husband insisted I shouldn’t self-diagnose and basically ignored me as I felt like I was drowning in my own lungs. I wonder if the standards for fever make sense? How can one temperature align with all of humanity? I’m sure women and men differ, and I’m positive I broke higher fevers in my youth than I do today. Tired of everything medical being boiled down to an average that isn’t applicable to me. This gender inequality and ageism in medicine has to stop.
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
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@GeePawHill@mastodon.social @dangillmor@mastodon.social or dare I say, Four Seasons?
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 3mo ago
#WhidbeyIsland #News: Two houses were destroyed by fire, one blown up due to a 700lbs cache of fireworks stored inside. On the KIRO news segment, a neighbor reported the resident of the home allegedly said they “got a good deal” on the pallet of celebratory explosives prior to the explosions and fire that consumed their home. Firefighters and residents were injured. One firefighter required surgery. This happened on Wednesday on Smugglers Cove Road. https://www.whidbeynewstimes.com/2026/06/24/firefighters-occupants-injured-during-fire-at-greenbank-home/
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@rebeccawatson I would be absolutely CHUFFED if we never heard about Richard Dawkins ever again.
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@jvschrag I think it should be a litmus test: *send billionaire up into space* Do you get it now? No? *sucking noises as they eject you into space*
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago

Ah Spring, just in time for me to receive sunshine on my solar panels so I can be insulated somewhat from the energy shocks afflicting us due to this completely illegal and ill-advised war of no avail.

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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago

Something irritating me a little more than it should is how all my former refuges are betraying me.

For example, Apple MacOS used to be a pleasure. It wasn’t perfect but it wasn’t an eyesore, and the designers paid attention to UX. Now that’s in shambles and I can’t even retreat to my laptop without being reminded of the constant enshittification of everything.

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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 4mo ago
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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world OG Nintendo
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 4mo ago
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@ApostateEnglishman@mastodon.world I totally have a great VHS that I will never ditch because you *never know* when you’ll need one. It was a great choice. I will add, a good cassette deck or minidisc player. Those are actually valuable now.
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@QasimRashid throw the bums out
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 4mo ago
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social meanwhile, it took me six months to get a permit to connect my mom’s house to city water after her well failed and was non-potable. 🤦‍♀️
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@briankrebs @cmconseils I’m about to straight-up take my pillow to Thailand, just in case. No chancing any more nerve impingement.
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago

Trump’s dissembling on his exit strategy in Iran makes George W. Bush’s premature “Mission Accomplished” in Iraq banner look downright apropos.

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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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@lerxst@az.social @j12t@j12t.social I think the bigger question is, do we even need government if we all have decentralized energy? It’s always a “power” thing with these people.
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago

If Cinderella’s slipper was a perfect fit, why did it fall off?

- deep thoughts by nine year old

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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 4mo ago
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@MissConstrue@mefi.social
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@datum@zeroes.ca you know what’s fucked up? The schools’ policy is no masking 🤦‍♀️
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@mhoye it’s fucking kafkaesque
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@zackwhittaker It’s super easy to create a security.txt policy using Cloudflare. Go to Security | Settings | Security.txt and enter the required bits; CF will inject this info into a file that can be downloaded at the expected URL. https://suzanne.link/.well-known/security.txt
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@david@photog.social shrike-tit sure is a name…
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange @Dougfir@m.ai6yr.org @msbellows@c.im @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org @GPJohnston@mastodon.social I was once in the Wyoming of France and we had to wear orange jackets on our hike, or risk getting mistaken for a deer.
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@munin I just don’t want to hear his chalkboard scraping voice ever again
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@phil_browne I’ve been driving EVs exclusively for over 10 years and have only gotten down to 1% one time.
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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@ricci @aral Claude Code is like the portrait of Dorian Gray, but for software
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago

This stuff about producing all the oil we need in the US makes no sense. We sell oil on the global market. The market has less supply of oil. Oil price go up. It’s that simple.

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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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@elight they are playing Project Hail Mary in double feature along with Scream 7 a country block away from me at the local drive-in. I will pay $6.50 to watch two movies in my super comfy car in my own airspace and zero talking and eat a Phili Cheesesteak sandwich and fried Mac-n-Cheese poppers and a local craft soda for $20 tonight. (Cash prices) Ah, living the PNW country life.
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 4mo ago
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@mttaggart@infosec.exchange The rush to build AI Data Centers is merely a symptom of this. Meanwhile it's literally impossible to build all the DCs proposed in this timeframe due to the realities of global supply chains, so it's inevitable that genAI costs will rise asymptotically.
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 5mo ago
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@msbellows@c.im @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange @Dougfir@m.ai6yr.org @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org @GPJohnston@mastodon.social Around Aubrac/Auvergne
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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@j12t@j12t.social yeah me neither. They are also completely in the sand about the energy recession we are about to have.
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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@shoq hundreds of billions of taxpayer money just blown up for literally no reason.
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago

If you’re in the PNW, you should probably start clearing the area around your house of any kind of flammable material. It’s going to be a crazy fire season. I moved here three years ago, to escape the fires of Northern California which decimated communities. Trees and shrubs are a real liability if they are close to your home. The houses that survive are ones without any landscaping touching or even within six feet of the structure. You probably want to stock up on air purifiers and filters now, too.

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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 4mo ago
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@Catvalente@wandering.shop thank you for sharing your experience. I’ve heard so much FUD about him but he seems really decent.
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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@mcnado 💸💰🤑
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 4mo ago
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@amydiehl@mstdn.social I think women should refuse to take their husbands name from now on. They literally disincentivize it, so why do it?
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Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io
· 6mo ago
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@tek that’s going to be every product not making money that’s burning tokens, once they jack the rates.
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