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SpyCrab

@spycrab@kolektiva.social
mastodon 4.6.8
  • Open on kolektiva.social

she/her (for now, lol. just trying it out)
Linux user (LMDE, & I love it)

probably trans but got that imposter syndrome real bad

Over 20, bi, would be poly, huge nerd.
Certified fag

Sometimes a Crab, sometimes a nefarious Meowscarada

Sometimes I post lewd stuff, I use CWs tho.

Minors should NOT interact with lewd post

Also if you think 'mental' age is more important then real age (or anything else that is just being a pedo without saying it) stay the fuck away from me and get help.

293 Followers
1946 Following
50 Posts
Joined November 27, 2022
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 1w ago
Replying to
Knots, sounding, joke
@ophiderom@transfur.social you could like sound with a really long piece of metal then when you get knotted you could use your dick like a lightsaber and fight people with it :3
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
Replying to
@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social a few attempts based on this :3
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 2w ago
Replying to
@catpunk@piperco.global DONT DRINK ANY IPA
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 1mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
Replying to
@imrustyokay.bsky.social fantastic
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 1mo ago
Replying to
Lewd
@asokel@ohai.social what part of that could you possibly be confused about
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@aroma@ohai.social need a North America to Eurasia rail line
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@quasirealsmiths@beige.party oh how awful, is the tram alright?!?! Poor tram sorry it had to go through that
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 1mo ago
Replying to
@asokel@ohai.social then what matter is the point system :3
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 1mo ago
Replying to
@asokel@ohai.social me to your boss after I lecture him on how he is being an asshole
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 1mo ago
Replying to
@asokel@ohai.social sounds like a real asshole you should bite him.
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 1mo ago
Replying to
@asokel@ohai.social what stops you
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@mrmasterkeyboard@mastodon.social what do ppl use now instead of GitHub? And how the hell do we be gone to get all the projects off there Kinda like Google in that I don't see a way to move forward practically without this
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@peter@thepit.social
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 1mo ago
Replying to
@asokel@ohai.social why not :3
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 1mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
Replying to
@asokel@ohai.social okie dokie
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 1mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
Replying to
@asokel@ohai.social oh you use the points to get food. That sucks. Have you considered running away from the alps?
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 1mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
Replying to
@asokel@ohai.social I'm going to bite your boss
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 1mo ago
Replying to
Lewd
@asokel@ohai.social that monster you were just dealing with, yeah?
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 1mo ago
Replying to
@asokel@ohai.social oh and also your bosses number so I can give him a stern talking to about the use of PBIS vs negative reinforcement b/c he is not being the leader Mr Rogers knows he can be (I will so bite him and maybe mark territory if he is unresponsive to criticism)
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 1mo ago
Replying to
@asokel@ohai.social sounds kinda sexy tbh
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
Discussions of pesticides etc
@otterX@mindly.social ngl I'm always at a loss for this stuff. I do some farm work occasionally and it's a really hard problem to solve. (Not with rats in particular, no grain stores of this farm and plenty of cats, probably plenty of snakes too) But deer are a massive problem so are aphids and weeds. And managing that stuff without causing ecological havoc in an affordable and scalable way... Idk how too, lol. I really do wish more people would talk about this stuff tho.
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@susankayequinn@wandering.shop was about to say, maybe I got a year. But then I was like oh the level of tornadoes and hurricanes we deal with is unusual even for tornado alley
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
slur
@flesh@transfem.social TWO TWINKS AND I GET CALLED A FAG! HELL YEAH!
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
Replying to
@Transbian_Arsonists@catwithaclari.net @asokel@ohai.social How old? Is she cute? Does she eat crab?
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
Crab rave :crab_dancing:
@mawr@plush.city BROTHERS! (Ment to send that here I think my client decided to do some weird stuff so sorry if you get this twice)
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
why, nyan (nsfwish)
@nyanbinary@infosec.exchange very well. *My mouth begins to expand like a chipmunk*
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@simon@tutut.delire.party @hywan@floss.social is there a way for us to contribute to this discussion (or to the vote)?
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@4censord@unfug.social what's the G code for asking for consent?
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@bedifferent@mastodon.social @Enema_Cowboy@dotnet.social @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social w...wwwwwwhatataa, what?!?! People EAT crab?!?!?! Nooooooooo
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@wafflesies@infosec.exchange who are those in the vigil? (I can make them out in the picture, sorry)
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@Lynn@void.lgbt me frfr
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@ziphi@meow.social *crys*
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@ziphi@meow.social *waits patiently*
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@4censord@unfug.social eh I'm to tired to actually write it something kinky with your robot partner and gcode based kinks
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@4censord@unfug.social it's been awhile but I could hem. And I've sown basic clothing from a pattern
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@Mlice@meow.social the uni I goto has a sizable furry community. And my introduction to that and the guy that kinda 'turned' me into a furry. Idk if I'm really a furry, I guess I am. Anyways this guy, I'm just going to call him fuckface; was also my first (and so far only this happened like half a year ago) long term relationship. And oh boy; he was quite abusive and it took me like a year to see it. I sometimes struggle to call it abuse but it definitely was. Idk if I should really go into what fuckface did, it doesn't seem necessary here but it's made it real hard to interact with the furry community around campus. He's pretty well know around here (and very well liked) The few people I've talked to about it just kinda brush it off. I still sometimes flinch when I think I see fuckface's suit on pics that come out of cons. So far it hasn't been him but it keeps me in edge some days Idk why I felt the need to say this it doesn't really help anything.
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 1mo ago
Replying to
@flyingsaceur@ioc.exchange post Linux?
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@Kuniti_shino@pounced-on.me yeah and it can be conductive sometimes. Hope y'all are safe: seeing just the maps of the fire is just terrifying I can't imagine anything like it.
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@renko@catboy.baby I should really make a version without the spoon b/c every time I see this that all I can think about (how the pin is gone but the spoon hasn't detached)
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@Kuniti_shino@pounced-on.me I'm assuming this isn't a case where you can jerry rig an alt temp connector. Do you have a plan for weather proofing the future replacement connectors (like playing them in a sealed junction box or something like that)
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@troed@swecyb.com @Noneeeed@hachyderm.io @neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk not really an excuse
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
Kink, explicit discussion of activities
@rallias@hax.social haven't heard that one before 😵‍💫 Fr tho? Does it like feel good?
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
Replying to
@puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social ar...are you licking my couch?
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
re: Kink, explicit discussion of activities
@rallias@hax.social I...I think I'm going to leave this to those who like the pain, lol. Tabasco in my penor sounds like a horrible way to jerk off IMO.
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@6@possum.city @renko@catboy.baby oh, I see :3 *Flash bangs self* *Hurt crab noises*
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@jasmine@chaosfem.tw I use proton but it seems some people on here don't like that one (not sure why)
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@Noneeeed@hachyderm.io @troed@swecyb.com @neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk Thought they leaked someone's IP to the swiss gov
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
Replying to
@oldrawgabbit@mastodon.world God damn ppl use AI for even something this simple. Sad af
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SpyCrab @spycrab@kolektiva.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@6@possum.city @renko@catboy.baby qwq No thumbs
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