🥚 <- can you take care of this egg for me while I'm gone thanks <3
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Hey wouldn't it be funny if I swapped the CW and the contents of the post
joke, terrible, don't actually do that
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'oughhhhhh I have two things to do and I need to decide whether to do this thing first or that thing first'
*does neither and scrolls Fedi instead*
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Bunch of cool ships at the port today, will go and check them out.
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I got isekaied into a fantasy world but tripped and died within minutes so now I'm back here
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I am tired of this place but at least there isn't too many people here. And the views are nice sometimes. Though I still prefer the skyline of big cities like Toronto or Montreal.
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I think if I couldn't feel pain and had extra lives being murdered with axes by some cute girl(s) would be quite the enrichment
death
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They should give me one william dollars to buy doohickeys and thingamabobs
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All money is fake except that used in Brazil because they're the only country whose currency is Real
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I should get some kind of award for managing to acquire at least 1 (one) enemy within a community years before I'll be able to meaningfully enter it 
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The world is in turmoil, and people are in pain, but even still, we can take comfort in knowing that there is bucket of wet slop *grins*
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mh negative to positive-ish
Who knew a good night's sleep could make one go from 'ouhhhhh the world is scary and difficult' to 'hm no yeah this seems manageable'
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At times I wonder why I even decided to make a Fedi account in the first place
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world cup, joke, caps, reference, terrible
CAM ON INGERLAND
SCOR SOM FACKIN GOALS
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today's dream, gore
Today I dreamt I saw a news report that an interdimensional traveller showed up in Ottawa. It was an otherwise ordinary guy who appeared in an orange flash with black lightning around it, incapacitated any electronics within 10m around him, and turned any humans in the same radius into bloody paste. The death toll ended up being quite high because there was a Canada Day celebration happening at the time. The traveller, still covered in blood, panicked and started running away, with police chasing him and the whole thing being televised. I also remember social media being filled with posts along the lines of 'I guess that's how we find out parallel universes are real' and 'Woo Canada #1 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦' and similar. Then I woke up 
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I'm considering leaving this platform. No one here likes me anyway.
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The only place in the US I'd like to visit is the Chicago Bean. Everything else isn't particularly noteworthy tbh
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I'm sorry to everyone I tried to befriend in the past but failed because I was too scared or depressed to continue
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Alas the place I'm staying at does not allow pets 
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But you didn't have to cut me off
Nekalakininahappenenawiwanatin
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