Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 2w ago Replying to @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Ye olde cunning canine😆
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 12mo ago Replying to @andyb@mastodon.au <p>Please watch this short video. You will not be disappointed. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.au/tags/cow" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>cow</span></a></p> @andyb@mastodon.au Is that like a bull in a china shop🐮
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 5mo ago Replying to @davidgerard@circumstances.run "My stance on LLMs is this: if you freeze a turd in liquid nitrogen, you can use it to hammer nails but this doesn't change the fact that your tool is a piece of shit." - mycomancy @davidgerard Ohhh that's a shitty theory 😏
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 4mo ago Replying to @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt This is moss agate from Indonesia, the ''moss'' is actually iron and other mineral inclusions in the stone that make it look like it contains a forest @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt Ok I have to say it that rocks
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 4mo ago Replying to @KrissyKat@hoosier.social The Epstein class made up stories about trans women in sports to cause a moral panic that didn't exist. Now, they are using their fear-mongering to require high school girls to undergo state approved genital inspections. It's so gross. https://www.kuow.org/stories/transgender-ballot-initiative-could-require-genital-exams-for-wa-secondary-school-students #uspol #politics #lgbtq #lgbt @KrissyKat@hoosier.social That is so weird
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 8mo ago Replying to @LucasWerkmeister@wikis.world Fellow fedizens! As decreed by https://xkcd.com/843/ some fifteen years ago, it is once again time to spend the morning reading through the Wikipedia article https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_misconceptions. #xkcd #xkcd843 #misconceptions #Wikipedia @LucasWerkmeister@wikis.world xkcd rules 👍
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 4mo ago Replying to @amostart@mastoart.social Husband said my painting looks like ass. 8x8 oil on gesso. #OilPainting #asstodon #painting #MastoArt #TraditionalArt #FediArt #donkey #desert #arizona #artwork @amostart@mastoart.social Nice Ass though😆
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 5mo ago Replying to @HamonWry@mastodon.world Every day I’m grateful for Mastodon and the people who share their ideas, stories, images, hopes, fears, joys and frustrations. That’s it. That’s the toot. #mastodon #socialmedia #gratitude @HamonWry@mastodon.world I also😏
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 7mo ago Replying to @QasimRashid@mastodon.social on mastodon.social @QasimRashid@mastodon.social Whaat are you implying double standards here🤔
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 10mo ago Replying to @oysta@mastodon.oysta.au Me rocking up at the US border with 5 years of my social media history @oysta Yay go hard
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 5mo ago Replying to @ernmander@squatch.online <p>I know I posted one similar earlier, but I love his face in this one. Happy <a href="https://squatch.online/tags/ubuntu" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ubuntu</span></a> <a href="https://squatch.online/tags/linux" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>linux</span></a> <a href="https://squatch.online/tags/ResoluteRaccoon" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>ResoluteRaccoon</span></a> release day <a href="https://squatch.online/tags/DogsOfMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>DogsOfMastodon</span></a></p> @ernmander@squatch.online He knows you did, with his judging face
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 5mo ago Replying to @patioboater@mastodon.social <p>Having tricked my lovely but gullible wife into Second Breakfast, Benny Beagle tries to work me over for an unprecedented Third Breakfast.</p><p>April 19, 2026. Wolverine Lake, Michigan.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/photography" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>photography</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dog" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>dog</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dogs" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>dogs</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/beagles" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>beagles</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DogsOfMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>DogsOfMastodon</span></a></p> @patioboater@mastodon.social Muusst feed Benny
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 6mo ago Replying to @cabel@social.panic.com <p>it’s the one message no parent ever wants to get from their child 😱</p> @cabel ask your mother😆
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 6mo ago Replying to @elperronegro@shmg.online <p>This morning I rushed half naked out of bed. Must have been a funny sight! Why? For just a few minutes pre dawn we had this amazing lenticular cloud sat above town in the Alpujarra.</p><p><a href="https://shmg.online/tags/Spain" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Spain</span></a> <a href="https://shmg.online/tags/Clouds" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Clouds</span></a> <a href="https://shmg.online/tags/Photography" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Photography</span></a> <a href="https://shmg.online/tags/Skies" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Skies</span></a> <a href="https://shmg.online/tags/LandscapePhotography" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>LandscapePhotography</span></a></p> @elperronegro@shmg.online Hmmm Aliens
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 6mo ago Replying to @dolphin@social.dolphin-emu.org @dolphin is it fit for porpoise
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 6mo ago Replying to @hanktank61@NerdJoy.social <p>My wife and me met each other in Amsterdam early '80's and stayed there, together. Out of the tourist-area in a lively neighbourhood. <br />There was the Rabbit Man. Fully dressed in a rabbit costume , only his face visible.<br />Doing his daily chores, like shopping, or just walk. Not putting up a show, acting loud. Just being a Rabbit.<br />Now I volunteer with people , and talk with visitors on our spot who grew up in the city.<br />Nobody ever saw him.</p><p>Did we dream ?</p><p><a href="https://NerdJoy.social/tags/Amsterdam" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Amsterdam</span></a> <a href="https://NerdJoy.social/tags/squirrel" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>squirrel</span></a> <a href="https://NerdJoy.social/tags/Rabbit" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Rabbit</span></a> </p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://syzito.xyz/@selzero" class="u-url mention">@<span>selzero</span></a></span></p> @hanktank61 Have you ever seen the movie Harvey?
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 6mo ago Replying to @litteracarolina@mastodon.online <p>One thousand years of 😳 </p><p>From an early ninth-century manuscript (Basel, Universitätsbiblitohek, N I 1:3c, fol. 2r).</p> @litteracarolina People don't change😏
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 6mo ago Replying to @georgetakei@universeodon.com <p>Who's gonna tell him?</p> @georgetakei@universeodon.com Please don't drag potato's down to his level.
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 6mo ago Replying to @DXMacGuffin@metalhead.club <p>i am so very confused</p> @DXMacGuffin@metalhead.club My little alien
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 7mo ago Replying to @Wen__dup_20019@mastodon.scot <p>All your beds belong us</p><p>5thats why happens when you go out for a run and don’t lock the cat flap</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/caturday" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>caturday</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/BorderCollie" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>BorderCollie</span></a></p> @Wen Revenge will be mine🤨
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 7mo ago Replying to @paul@oldfriends.live Afroman heads to court this month after deputies sued him for turning their unfounded raid on his home into viral music videos that exposed their faces and actions when he used his security camera footage of the raid. The trial begins March 16 in Adams County, #Ohio, where the legal battle between the rapper and law enforcement has become a test case for free speech rights in the digital age. Afroman’s argument is straightforward: he documented what happened to him and turned his story into art. #Law #FreeSpeech #Music The music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oponIfu5L3Y The article: https://allhiphop.com/news/afroman-battles-deputies-in-court-over-viral-music-video-from-home-raid/ @paul@oldfriends.live Brilliant
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 7mo ago Replying to @Xeniax__dup_1288@mastodon.ml Please take care of your back @Xeniax Must have good posture no matter what😆
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 7mo ago Replying to @pezmico@mastodon.nz on mastodon.nz @pezmico@mastodon.nz True so so true
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 8mo ago Replying to @ColinWoodArt@mastodon.social A very tiny owl, hand carved from boxwood. Work in progress. #woodcarving #carving #woodworking #birdart #owl #miniature #miniaturecarving #woodwork #art #sculpture @ColinWoodArt Brilliant wow
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 8mo ago @jessamyn shouldn’t one of the questions be where are the bodies buried 😆
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 9mo ago Replying to @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt <p>Stony PlayStation? :playstation_controller: <br>XRox? :xbox_360_controller:<br>Flintendo? :wii_classic_controller:</p> @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt Yay PlayStation rocks🤨
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 9mo ago Replying to @eviltrout@carpdiem.online Had my weird little dog photographed like an 80s mall photo. ( Photographer www.m4llph0t0.com ) @eviltrout@carpdiem.online So you have a problem🤔
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 11mo ago Replying to @wonderofscience@mastodon.social <p>Astronaut Alan Bean enjoying weightlessness in the open space of the orbital workshop on the Skylab space station in 1973.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nasa" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>nasa</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/space" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>space</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/science" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>science</span></a></p> @wonderofscience@mastodon.social Hmmm a two legged hamster🙂
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 12mo ago Replying to @aj@gts.sadauskas.id.au <p>Over 40 years, we were collectively told to give tax cuts to rich people.<br><br>And we were told that if we did that, wealth would trickle down and everyone would be better off.<br><br>Over 40 years, pretty much everything got cut to fund these tax cuts.<br><br>Schools. Hospitals. Public housing. Public transport. Universities. Roads projects. Mental health services. Welfare payments.<br><br>People literally went homeless or starved, so rich people could get tax cuts.<br><br>Because the wealth would trickle down.<br><br>Eventually the eroding of public goods caused social dislocation.<br><br>So governments further cut those public goods to fund more police and prisons. To continue giving tax cuts to rich people.<br><br>But they said the wealth would trickle down.<br><br>Eventually the climate started changing because of the amount of toxic fossil fuel pollution in the atmosphere.<br><br>So governments chose to keep the tax cuts rather than fund infrastructure to reduce emissions.<br><br>(Many of those billionaires getting tax cuts made their money selling toxic fossil fuels.)<br><br>And as the oceans and atmosphere warmed, the bushfires, droughts, hurricanes, cyclones, floods, and droughts got worse.<br><br>But they said the wealth would trickle down.<br><br>Eventually people were getting pissed off at the dire state of the world.<br><br>The rich misdirected that anger at immigrants!<br><br>And First Nations!<br><br>And trans people!<br><br>And neurodivergent people!<br><br>Anyone but the billionaires who got the tax cuts.<br><br>So governments chose to keep the tax cuts. (For the rich. Everyone else got new tariff taxes.)<br><br>But they said the wealth would trickle down.<br><br>So did the wealth trickle down?<br><br>Well...<br><br>A group of billionaires saw this kinda cool tech demo.<br><br>It predicted the next pixel of an image, based on the colour patterns of every image on the internet.<br><br>It also predicted the next word in a sentence, based on an analysis of every piece of writing on the internet.<br><br>The rich decided that this clearly showed that a sentient computer was just around the corner.<br><br>The problem was these tech demos needed servers with a lot of GPUs to work.<br><br>So the rich took all the money they got from those tax cuts.<br><br>And they bought GPUs.<br><br>Millions and millions and millions and millions of GPUs.<br><br>All the tax cuts? All the underfunded schools? All the draconian welfare cuts? All the public housing shortages? The delays in funding clean energy.<br><br>In the end, it didn't trickle down.<br><br>And instead of all the public goods it could have bought...<br><br>...We'll be left with millions and millions and millions of GPUs in a landfill.<br><br><a href="https://gts.sadauskas.id.au/tags/chatgpt" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag nofollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ChatGPT</span></a> <a href="https://gts.sadauskas.id.au/tags/claude" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag nofollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Claude</span></a> <a href="https://gts.sadauskas.id.au/tags/ai" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag nofollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank">#<span>AI</span></a> <a href="https://gts.sadauskas.id.au/tags/llm" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag nofollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank">#<span>LLM</span></a> <a href="https://gts.sadauskas.id.au/tags/capitalism" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag nofollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank">#<span>capitalism</span></a> <a href="https://gts.sadauskas.id.au/tags/socialism" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag nofollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank">#<span>socialism</span></a> <a href="https://gts.sadauskas.id.au/tags/business" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag nofollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank">#<span>business</span></a> <a href="https://gts.sadauskas.id.au/tags/politics" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag nofollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank">#<span>politics</span></a> <a href="https://gts.sadauskas.id.au/tags/nvidia" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag nofollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Nvidia</span></a></p> @aj So nothing of what they is true wow 🤔
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 12mo ago Replying to @philphi@metalhead.club <p>I had to learn the hard way that Cannabis is in fact and entry drug. 2 years ago with German legalization I grew my first plant and now I am really into gardening and botany and learning more about plants and ecology. I'm even a lot more attentive to just random plants growing at the side of the road</p><p><a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/Cannabis" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Cannabis</span></a> <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/Growing" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Growing</span></a> <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/Weed" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Weed</span></a> <a href="https://metalhead.club/tags/Gardening" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Gardening</span></a></p> @philphi@metalhead.club See what happens when exposed to the devils lettuce🤪
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 5mo ago Replying to @Kletskous@mastodon.social <p>Old, but still true:</p><p>Is your child a far-left extremist?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Trump</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fascism" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>fascism</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/left" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>left</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/democracy" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>democracy</span></a></p> @Kletskous I hope so😏
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 10mo ago Replying to @jon@henshaw.social <p>My <a href="https://henshaw.social/tags/Caturday" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Caturday</span></a> post</p> @jon@henshaw.social I'd look like that if I had rope threaded through my nether regions.
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 5mo ago Replying to @cmconseils@mastodon.social @cmconseils Tell me about it🙄
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 5mo ago Replying to @corduroy@aus.social <p>I moved my phone back to Optus, and it’s going just as you would expect it to. </p><p>Here I am reporting an error trying to activate my watch plan. The agent apologizes they had to restart their tools because of some unexpected system updates.</p> @corduroy@aus.social 😆
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 7mo ago Replying to @randahl__dup_2135@mastodon.social <p>“Americans are very lucky, because wherever they go to bring freedom… they find oil.”</p><p>— Italian journalist and satirist Michele Serra </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/iran" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>iran</span></a></p> @randahl Hey Randahl, am I detecting sarcasm here🤔
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 7mo ago Replying to @catsalad__dup_5@infosec.exchange As you can see, sploaf mode allows for streamlined cat propulsion @catsalad Soo are cats in the winter Olympics? cat bob sled team
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 12mo ago Replying to @i0null@infosec.exchange @i0null@infosec.exchange So going in the backdoor with computers
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 6mo ago Replying to @fj@mastodon.social Keep these monstrosities off our roads 🙅♂️ "US carmakers have accused Brussels of keeping their largest pick-up trucks, including the Ford F-150, the Chevy Silverado and the Ram 1500, off European roads” https://www.ft.com/content/3eb796fd-bcdb-4a9f-89b7-f7d5e692a3cd https://www.carsized.com/en/cars/compare/renault-twingo-1998-3-door-hatchback-vs-ford-f-350-2016-4-door-pickup-crew-cab/ @fj I wonder why🤔
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 7mo ago Replying to @apod@reentry.codl.fr <p>Shadow of a Martian Robot<br>Image Credit: <a href="https://www.nasa.gov/" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank">NASA</a>, <a href="https://www.jpl.nasa.gov/" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank">JPL</a>, <a href="https://science.nasa.gov/mission/mars-exploration-rovers-spirit-and-opportunity/" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank">Mars Exploration Rover Mission</a></p><p>Explanation: What if you saw your shadow on Mars and it wasn't <a href="https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap190818.html" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank">human</a>? Then you might be the <a href="https://science.nasa.gov/mission/mars-exploration-rovers-spirit-and-opportunity/" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank">Opportunity rover</a> exploring Mars. Opportunity explored the <a href="https://science.nasa.gov/mars/" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank">Red Planet</a> from 2004 to 2018, finding <a href="https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap040303.html" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank">evidence of ancient water</a>, and sending breathtaking images across the inner <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_system" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank">Solar System</a>. Pictured <a href="https://www.nasa.gov/image-article/opportunity-me-my-shadow/" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank">here</a> in 2004, <a href="https://science.nasa.gov/missions/mer/six-things-to-know-about-nasas-opportunity-rover/" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank">Opportunity</a> looks opposite the Sun into <a href="https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap040510.html" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank">Endurance Crater</a> and sees its own <a href="https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap990830.html" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank">shadow</a>. Two wheels are visible on the lower left and right, while the floor and walls of the unusual crater are <a href="https://science.nasa.gov/photojournal/opportunity-catches-its-shadow-on-sol-180/" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank">visible</a> in the background. Caught in a <a href="https://64.media.tumblr.com/fe85f6b82c2d7abb93cbdc21234e9090/tumblr_nq4v3qSYil1s5laego1_500.jpg" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank">dust</a> storm <a href="https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap190215.html" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank">in 2018</a>, <a href="https://youtu.be/1Ll-VHYxWXU" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank">Opportunity</a> stopped responding, and NASA stopped trying to contact it in 2019 and declared the <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pun" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank">ground-breaking mission</a>, originally planned for only 92 days, <a href="https://mars.nasa.gov/news/8413/nasas-opportunity-rover-mission-on-mars-comes-to-end/" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank">complete</a>.</p><p><a href="https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap260222.html" rel="nofollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank">https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap260222.html</a> <a href="https://reentry.codl.fr/tags/apod" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag nofollow noreferrer noopener" target="_blank">#<span>apod</span></a></p> @apod No no no have you seen transformers😮
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 9mo ago Replying to @MissingThePt@mastodon.social When not in use, the Rubio is powered down and placed in a corner. @MissingThePt@mastodon.social Shit bot get a better one🤪
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 12mo ago Replying to @MeanwhileinCanada@ohai.social @MeanwhileinCanada@ohai.social Well at least they know about drugs🤨
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 6mo ago Replying to @LaffGaff@mastodon.world <p>I saw the world’s largest egg this week.</p><p>That will take some beating.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>jokes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>dadjokes</span></a></p> @LaffGaff So is that a yoke😮
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 11mo ago Replying to @Prosybris@mastodon.social <p>🖖 <br /><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/justforlaughs" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>justforlaughs</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/startrek" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>startrek</span></a></p> @Prosybris@mastodon.social Attack of the giant space baby
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 7mo ago Replying to @SilverArrows@autistics.life You know it's true. #memes #funny #DnD #dndjokes #rpgjokes #nerdjokes @SilverArrows(Best Monty Python) Its a snail kill it, kill it
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 5mo ago Replying to @anexiledscot@mastodon.scot <p>For the benefit of the Farage-Flag-Shaggers out there ...</p> @anexiledscot@mastodon.scot Shhhh don't tell the English
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 10mo ago Replying to @Pepijn@mastodon.online <p>Hi <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/fediverse" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>fediverse</span></a>. We need to talk about something.</p><p>While talking to a colleague it came up that they have never sat on a cow. Like, not even once in their childhood.</p><p>Another colleague listening in admitted they also have never sat on a cow.</p><p>My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a cow.</p><p>🐃 🐄 🐮</p><p>Have you sat on a cow?</p><p>Please boost for scientific accuracy.</p> @Pepijn@mastodon.online I have never sat on a cow but I have sat on a couch😆
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 10mo ago Replying to @mattblaze@federate.social Tomorrow Trump is scheduled to pardon a turkey ahead of Thanksgiving, which is surprising, because as far as I know, no poultry of any kind were involved with the January 6 insurrection. @mattblaze@federate.social There may be the odd goose running around🤔
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 4mo ago Replying to @loren@flipping.rocks Have you purchased a cloud? You may be entitled to condensation @loren@flipping.rocks 😩
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 1mo ago Replying to @QasimRashid@mastodon.social REMINDER: Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in now 73 days. Yet he still: •Has his job •Gets paid, and •Gets free world-class healthcare The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, & against guaranteed paid leave, is getting all three when he needs it most. Every person deserves the human dignity McConnell is getting on the taxpayer dime. Anything less is shameless cruel hypocrisy. @QasimRashid@mastodon.social the undead keep giving
Open post sarpau @sarpau@mastodon.social · 10mo ago Replying to @Gargron__dup_1@mastodon.social Christmas time means an attrition battle between my cats and me about whether the baubles belong on the tree or not. @Gargron@mastodon.social you will lose