Christopher Owen
I am a software architect, manager, and keen cyberloafer. I currently work in Australia’s early space industry helping humans explore space. My life expectancy has been considerably reduced by being a Newcastle Knights member for the last decade and will continue to decline with my burgeoning fandom of the SF Giants. I adore board gaming.
Sweet in the toots, sour in the tweets; posts mainly HTTP jokes.
🌏📍Sydney, Australia
Standard corporate message when they’ve leaked data:
“Rest assured, none of the data that would cause US problems has been leaked, only the data that will cause YOU problems. We remain committed to your privacy and security!”
UTF-8 should be on the Sid Meier’s Civilization tech tree
WHAT DO YOU MEAN Crimson Rosella (Yellow) ???
Imagining a transporter chief named Jim Beam
Golden Gate does feel like that classic OS release where they’ve finally Calmed The Fuck Down about a few things. Corner radii have been reined in, liquid glass has definitely gotten more refined, things feel a lot more snappier etc
Like brothers in arms we’re more than a team
And the heart of a city we wear on our sleeves
For the red and the blue ’til the end we will fight
Singing long live the Newcastle Knights
❤️💙❤️💙
shit pitch:
Cypress Trench: Hits from the Somme
I quite enjoyed SNW’s “A Case of Chiaroscuro” even if the second Enterprise bound subplot felt a bit tacked on
remember back in the old days where someone called Lord Sugar made our computers and shift-2 was double quotes not the at-sign, good times
“Help your family become the most infamous in Hell and the most influential in 14th-century Florence”
ok ok sign me the fuck up
Treating my illness by removing shit from my BGG wishlist and marking as “Want to play” instead
Instead of “Hot Ones” they should have a host called Ken and then they could call it “What’s the piquancy Kenneth?”
Martin Fowler has a simple system for determining what game to play in a group (only 20 steps)
https://boardgamegeek.com/blog/13064/blogpost/188864/beverly-system
They say “there is no ethical consumption under capitalism” but also “eat the rich”, pick a fucking lane
reckon these shooters would be more successful if they inverted their Y axis controls imho
what the fuck do you mean i have to “drill holes” to put these miniatures together
going back in time to tell Alan Turing that software in 2026 is written using markdown files
having a bit of a doubtful “is it berocca or picoprep” moment here. Stakes are high.
pivoting to my new career as a naught leader
“Head of HR is now leading AI enablement”
goodness me
Counterpoint: I love the QR code menu at restaurants
men just want one thing and it is disgusting: to command “standard orbit”
I am simply not interested in “legacy” board games
Sorcery!
Race for the Galaxy: Xeno Counterstrike — designer preview
https://boardgamegeek.com/blog/1/blogpost/185324/race-for-the-galaxy-xeno-counterstrike-designer-pr
Yeah of course I am all in on the new Arcs kickstarter, what am i, stupid?
🙅♂️ Brass: Pittsburgh
👉 Brass: Newcastle
Played Stationfall for the first time last night (4 players). It’s an experience for sure, and I definitely recommend it as a mad experience for people who like more complicated interactions in a board game.
I have finally ordered the pieces to fully complete my BoxThrone
“Tommy there’s an option here that says ‘Sign in using other methods’. Go get the axe.”
I have now replaced the thumbsticks which broke on my ROG Xbox Ally X with some ordered from Ali express that look way more robust than what broke before
Grand Perspective is such a useful tool for figuring out your disk usage on macOS
It is very cool that pip can produce a pylock.toml but then not have any ability to use it