Meanwhile in Canada

The first accurate headline. Stop normalizing Trump's insanity.

This is a photo of women in Iran in 1971. Now Iranian women would be arrested, and possibly never seen again, if they had their hair uncovered and dressed this way.

Never take women's rights for granted.

Zealots who want to control women need to be stopped. Every. Time.

Canada has two modes, I'm sorry, and you're about to be sorry.

An animal's ability to hide and blend into nature is amazing.

Canada is in the World Series for the 1st time in 32 years! It means a lot to us right now! Enjoy this beautiful Indigenous Blue Jays logo (made by Kory Parkin/@paintsbyparkin)

The Russian foreign minister showed up in Alaska wearing a USSR sweatshirt. CCCP are the Cyrillic letters for the USSR. Clearly indicating that Russia will not stop at Ukraine, but intends to capture Armenia, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Estonia, Georgia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Latvia, Lithuania, Moldova, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, and Uzbekistan too. Many in Russia also believe Alaska to be their territory still as well.

How the Northern Lights are created:

The next G7 summit will take place in Canada.

Our new Prime Minister, Mark Carney, invited Zelenskyy to attend after Trump has been pushing for the G7 to become the G8 with Putin as a member. Everything Trump tries to do backfires spectacularly.

Canada doesn't play 🇨🇦

Yeah, this is not good.

Canadian cartoonist Michael de Adder

Number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills:

Canada - 0
UK - 0
France - 0
Spain - 0
Portugal- 0
Denmark - 0
Australia - 0
New Zealand - 0
Iceland - 0
Italy - 0
Israel - 0
Finland - 0
Ireland - 0
Germany - 0
Belgium - 0
Netherlands - 0
Sweden - 0
Japan - 0
Chile - 0
South Korea - 0

United States - 643,000

Credit: editorial cartoonist Michael de Adder

🇨🇦 Confusing Canadian lingo 🤔

🦕 Ogopogo – Canada’s version of the Loch Ness Monster, but with better manners.

🍟 Poutine – Fries, gravy, and cheese curds. Sounds weird, tastes like heaven.

🌬️ Chinook – A magical warm wind that shows up in winter like: “Surprise, it's spring!”

🤼 Kerfuffle – A scuffle, a fuss, or a dramatic disagreement, perhaps about whether milk belongs in a bag or a carton.

🏙️ Trawno – A large city in Ontario where every street is under construction.

Agent Krasnov said twice today that he was meeting Putin in Russia. He is meeting Putin in Alaska, a territory that many Russians believe is still theirs as it was sold in 1867 in a "bad" deal.

You know it's cold when the ghost freezes.

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Top 20 countries with the highest international reputations

1. Canada 🇨🇦
2. Norway 🇳🇴
3. Sweden 🇸🇪
4. Switzerland 🇨🇭
5. Australia 🇦🇺
6. Finland 🇫🇮
7. New Zealand 🇳🇿
8. Denmark 🇩🇰
9. Netherlands 🇳🇱
10. Belgium 🇧🇪
11. Ireland 🇮🇪
12. Austria 🇦🇹
13. UK 🇬🇧
14. Italy 🇮🇹
15. Germany 🇩🇪
16. Japan 🇯🇵
17. Spain 🇪🇸
18. Portugal 🇵🇹
19. France 🇫🇷
20. Singapore 🇸🇬

Source: World Atlas

Many Canadian cities have contests to name their snowplows. Here are some winners:
Anita Shovel
Gordie Plow
Blizzard of Oz
Darth Blader
Betty Whiteout
Sir Plows-A-Lot
Pillsbury Plowboy
Sled Zepplin
Buzz Ice-Clear
Qunuk (Inuit for snowflake)
Flurrious George
School’s Not Cancelled
Snobi One Kenobi
Sleetwood Mac
Plowy McPlowface
CTRL-SALT-DELETE
Clearopathra
The Big Leplowski
Plowasaurus

Hey, quit saying bad things about our wildlife!
- Raccoons are clever
- Squirrels are resourceful
- Deer are gentle
- Geese...
- Foxes are beautiful

Maybe broccoli doesn't like us either.

🌍 Life Expectancy
🇭🇰 Hong Kong: 85.3 years (highest in the world 🏆)
🇯🇵 Japan: 84.0 years
🇦🇺🇳🇿 Australia & New Zealand: 83 year
🇨🇦 Canada: 81.7 years
🇪🇺 European Union (average): 81.4 years
🇦🇷 Argentina: 77.4 years
🇺🇸 United States: 76.1 years

A meteor lit up the sky in #Toronto in the early hours of Saturday morning. Meteor #C8FF042 was around one metre in diameter. Here it is passing across the CN Tower camera.
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The cast of the Toronto production of The Lion King performing “O Canada”