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Michael Simons

@rotnroll666@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06
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👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨🏻‍💻🚴🏻 – Father, Husband, Developer, Athlete. Author of @springbootbuch and #DuckDB in Action, founder of @euregjug. Java champion working on various integrations of @neo4j@mastodon.social in the broader Java ecosystem.

You can expect a mixture of tech (Java, GraalVM, databases), some politics, cycling and food pictures.

Published in 2024: https://www.manning.com/books/duckdb-in-action

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Joined October 30, 2022
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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@dalias@hachyderm.io @conservancy@social.sfconservancy.org kinda stopped reading after “There are many intersecting ethical and moral issues regarding these systems, many of which are not currently fully understood.” They are well understood and visible.
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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
In Deutschland wird #KeineAngst nicht im Fernsehen gezeigt, statt dessen werden lieber Workshops zu „Ministertreffen zum Wiederaufleben des politischen Terrorismus“ in Deutschland gehalten, die von klügeren Menschen als mir wie folgt analysiert werden… https://andreaskemper.org/2026/07/20/faschistoide-rede-im-beisein-des-bundesinnenminsteriums/ Danke, @andreaskemper@muenster.im
Faschistoide Rede im Beisein des Bundesinnenminsteriums
Andreas Kemper

Faschistoide Rede im Beisein des Bundesinnenminsteriums

Das Bundesinnenministerium nimmt an einem Workshop des US-Außenministeriums teil, in dem "die Antifa" als Krebs und "deformiert" entmenschlicht wird.

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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago

Wie ich einmal dachte, dass ich meine Midlifecrisis hinter mir habe und dann das eine Kind alleine quer durch die Republik reist und das andere sein Zimmer aufräumt und aussortiert und ich feststelle, dass die zwar immer noch sehr jung sind aber irgendwie so keine richtigen Kinder mehr sind.

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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
RE: https://social.tchncs.de/@Frau_Sofa/117039067359841520 Was für Bastarde, von den besten gelernt würde ich sagen. Als Nächstes dann Agent Orange oder was?
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Ein Leuchtturm steht rum
@Frau_Sofa@social.tchncs.de
WTF!!!!!!!!! https://www.sueddeutsche.de/politik/syrien-libanon-bauern-glyphosat-israel-li.3519957
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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
🍿 #Sonatype will introduce #Maven #Central publishing limits https://central.sonatype.org/publish/maven-central-publishing-limits/ While I did put a popcorn emoji in front, I do think that's one of the only ways forward to keep that central bit of software in the #Java world free to download for everyone.
The Central Repository Documentation

Maven Central Publishing Limits

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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago

Komisch, dass im Moment so gar keiner mal vom Tagebau #Hambach spricht… Immerhin soll er ja mit der #Rheinwassertransportleitung ab 2030 bis 2070 zum 7. größten See Deutschlands werden, lol…

#Rhein

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rheinwassertransportleitung

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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
RE: https://mastodon.social/@sundogplanets/116893541666491703 WTH is wrong with us? Humanity can’t be that stupid.
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Prof. Sam Lawler
@sundogplanets@mastodon.social
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NOOOOO https://ca.pcmag.com/news/16760/fcc-approves-reflect-orbitals-giant-mirror-satellite-that-astronomers-hate
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Prof. Sam Lawler: "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NOOOOO https://ca.pcmag.com…" - Mastodon

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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@jonny@neuromatch.social docs would have been best. To my experience no human ever read those 🤣
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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago

Quite interesting remark by @struberg@mastodon.green on the Java champions mailing list about #Maven #Central being a target of #AI scrapers

> Most of the jars also have source attached, and this is a highly interesting target for all kinds of AI research.

Never thought about it that way, but for sure, there's a ton of stuff there predating #GitHub which has been already "harvested"…

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Mastodon

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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
RE: https://mastodon.social/@2k115/116912034133534448 Ooops 2.
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2k115
@2k115@mastodon.social
Bloodbath in Seoul: KOSPI drops -9% forcing a trading halt. SK Hynix record crash (-15%) and Samsung (-11%) lead the selloff. Despite the historic $25B US listing, investors are panic-selling on reports of lower-than-expected AI chip profits and heavy institutional rotation. The tech correction is getting real. #BearMarket #TechNews
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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@oli@social.tchncs.de since you faved that toot: That have been around 140km, ~105bpm. "Entspanntes Radfahren", I don't joke when I say that I cycle for joy, not for gains. A lot of endurance for my running comes from that.
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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago

Frameworks atop frameworks that more than a decade ago set out to simplify working with another framework.

Honestly, I do think that "something is done" is a good quality. cc @moonglum@yakshed.social

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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@Life_is@no-pony.farm @rationalgarde@det.social @UschiAachen@nrw.social 5 und 6 Chefs Kiss.
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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@rationalgarde@det.social @UschiAachen@nrw.social ich weiß nicht mehr ob es BASF oder Siemens im Interview war, aber ich hörte eine Zahl von 160000 LKWs mehr pro Jahr. Da geht dann halt gar nix mehr in NRW.
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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@sashag@anarres.family @DJGummikuh@mastodon.social That. And regardless how family values are drummed and such, investor money is merciless.
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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago

Puh… Das Wetter spricht nicht sehr für noch ne Runde laufen… Ätzend.

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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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Related: Na klar, es fallen während der gesamten Sommerferien 1/4 bis 50% aller Züge zwischen Aachen und Berlin aus… Kurz davor, doch die Tickets zu stornieren und notgedrungen mit dem Auto zu fahren.
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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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Alle drehen frei wegen Tankrabatt aber über sowas wird ja kaum noch gesprochen. Heizen ist als Eigentümer ja eigentlich mein persönliches Problem und trotzdem wird sowas bereitgestellt. Zwischen 30 und 70%, musste mal sacken lassen.
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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@tante@tldr.nettime.org @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk Retrained on the Cloudflare post from last week…

I want to be direct: I want to do this once, and do it right, and not revisit our structure anytime in the foreseeable future. The team that comes through this restructure is the team that builds Act 2, and you should be able to plan your life and your work without bracing for what comes next. Let’s talk about what’s changing and how we get it right.

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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@jonny@neuromatch.social when I followed the original discussion on GitHub most people where mad that @jlink@det.social hid the instructions on interactive terminals. My instinctive reaction would have been to always display them. And than what you says applies.
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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

People create a copy of NotePad++, a 23 year old great windows editor for macOS. People are also mad that Don Ho doesn’t endorse the trademark(!) violation and snap at him.

Yes the source is GNU, no, doesn’t make the AI slop clone better. Name is not GNU.

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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago

Read on LinkedIn—in a thread that was except for that actually informative

On whether to use agent sandboxes:

"I secure my stuff with backups."

Oh sweet summer child, a corrupted backup is still corrupted.

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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago

That joy when #DemiVollering won #TdFFemme. Awesome finish.

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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@dnanian@mas.to congratulations. I am happy to upgrade my licence. Customer since before 2010 I think.
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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
Was ein grossartiges Video https://youtu.be/vFZoSyfPcsw
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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@doctormo@floss.social @dalias@hachyderm.io @conservancy@social.sfconservancy.org 👀 indeed. The rest is not so bad tbf.
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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@okonow@mastodon.social So fühlt es sich an, ja.
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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@thomasareed@infosec.exchange And yet the icon has less information density than the old icons. @isotopp@infosec.exchange
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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@bagder We will have more interesting issues by than, that is, we didn't kill ourselves this century for good https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_far_future
en.wikipedia.org
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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@oli@social.tchncs.de Yeah, was thinking about Kessler Syndrom too… We are that stupid.
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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@cgudrian@social.tchncs.de Indeed.
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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@mittie@mastodon.online no idk. Might be a cumulative effect? Or just the increasing hosting costs. Would be interesting to know indeed.
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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@darthkali@chaos.social „Das schwarze Gold ist weiß geworden Man nehme eine einfache Rezeptur Und aus Koks wird wieder Kohle Wärme, Behaglichkeit, Energie Wärme, Behaglichkeit, Energie“
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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

> Dass sich der eingeschleppte Virusstamm auch in Deutschland verbreitet, hält Jörg Timm als Leiter des Instituts für Virologie an der Uniklinik für unwahrscheinlich: "Die Sicherheitsmaßnahmen sind so gewählt, dass es nicht zu einer Übertragung kommen wird." Gleichzeitig glaube er nicht, dass das Virus sich auch hier häufig von Mensch zu Mensch übertrage. Dass das auf dem Schiff trotzdem passiert ist, bilde eher eine Ausnahme.

YOLO.

https://www.tagesschau.de/inland/regional/nordrheinwestfalen/hantavirus-kontaktperson-duesseldorf-100.html

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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@TLisaB@zirk.us "Fatzke" ist ein vollkommen unterschätztes und zu selten benutztes Wort.
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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@stevendotjs@hachyderm.io Right now, from my perspective, a mixture between statement, an idea, something to discuss. I added a "is this serious" section last night. I have been to a conference two weeks ago and I was so relieved hearing many other folks speaking about their doubts and fears. In several other circles one only does hear the loud voices, boosters and pressure. I am kinda having it with it . That said, I do like my work (and in fact, my workplace), I don't want to see it go to trash.
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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@stevendotjs@hachyderm.io I like your text a lot and I do think it’s spot on. Somewhat pragmatic, down to earth. Much less on that mercenary aspect (a few weeks ago there was a piece floating around basically saying treat all of this as a mercenary and still bring the money home) and I do like that (yours) much better. TBH I had this in mind to some extend when drafting claudebusters.com out of a mood and inspired from a conversation here. Cheers Steven, thanks for putting out your thoughts and feelings.
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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@TheDonRaab@mastodon.social <3
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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@syntaxseed@phpc.social spot on.
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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@maaikees@sw-development-is.social What a wonderful, personal post. Love it. Thanks for writing and sharing it.
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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@javahippie@mainz.social sign of the times I guess.
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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@darthkali@chaos.social yep! My own pace, my own style.
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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@endorama@hachyderm.io GraphAware/Neo4j has a remote position, also in IT https://graphaware.com/careers/#open-positions Maybe there's an option in London or Malmö for other colleagues of you. https://neo4j.com/careers/
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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago

"Bib shorts don't protect."

What is that? Like ten meters of bib on the tarmac after Zoe Bäckstedt crashes…

https://youtu.be/5ItMur0CG38?si=Pe-f0d-INGo0zz8M&t=147

#TdFFemme

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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@parttimenerd@mastodon.social indeed.
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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago

Reading up about a couple of AI related things and having sampling in MCP, aka the server asking the client for resources seems to be such a shit idea, that even they deprecated that https://modelcontextprotocol.io/specification/2026-07-28/client/sampling

Sampling - Model Context Protocol
Model Context Protocol

Sampling - Model Context Protocol

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Michael Simons @rotnroll666@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@mrotteveel@mstdn.social Oh I am totally behind the decision. It was no critique. But you know how it is when things stop being "free" altogether.
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