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Rob Pumphrey

@robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
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Toots about Sheffield, cycling, IT, UK politics, gardening and flowers.

419 Followers
547 Following
50 Posts
Joined November 07, 2022
Website:
https://rcp.certus-tech.com/
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Location:
Sheffield, United Kingdom
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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago

I have a proposal to prevent this.

  1. The most senior UK google exec takes the ponts and fines for any offence.
  2. The fines are proportional to income. 3.once banned from driving, the next most senior exec has to take the points.

https://road.cc/news/driverless-taxis-veering-into-cycle-lanes-normal-practice-says-waymo

#Cycling #BikeTooter #VisionZero

Expecting driverless taxis to respect bike lanes “too high a bar” – because customers want to be dropped off in them, autonomous vehicle firm Waymo tells cyclists
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Expecting driverless taxis to respect bike lanes “too high a bar” – because customers want to be dropped off in them, autonomous vehicle firm Waymo tells cyclists

Waymo, the autonomous driving tech firm whose so-called ‘robo-taxis’ are now roaming the streets of London, has allegedly told cycling campaigners that expecting their driverless cars to respect cycle lanes is “too high a bar” – because their customers want to be dropped off in them.But Waymo has denied making such a claim, instead pointing ... Read more

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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
Was just burgling the neighbour's house when a passer by filmed it all, and now I am up in court. It's so unfair. This is a toot about drivers getting caught using mobile phones by cyclists. #Cycling #BikeTooter
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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago

This is what is in my mind every time I see a comment on a rage bait post about cycling and someone says "Cyclists should be made to use a cycle lane if one is provided."

#Cycling #BikeTooter #Sheffield

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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago

Joyful cycle last night.

Sunny ✅
Road closed for motor vehicles ✅
Almost no cars ✅
Curlews ✅
Oystercatchers ✅
Goslings ✅
Massive tail wind in one direction ✅
Massive head wind in other direction 🙁

#Cycling #BikeTooter #Sheffield #Birds

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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Dear BBC Radio 4 continuity announcers, Please give us a break with instructions about how to listen to Radio 4 on a smart speaker. How about telling us how to restore our grandfathers AM valve radio and tune into Radio 4 long wave?
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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@MatthewNewell @clickhere @FuckOffGoogle @prokoudine @ronanmcdhttps://tyreextinguishers.com/how-to-deflate-an-suv-tyre
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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
This is a very bizarre story with a surprisingly large fine. South Yorkshire Police are very reluctant to prosecute and driver for endangering the life of a cyclist. Close pass a cyclist? Pulling out into the road without looking? Driving or even swerving into a cycle lane? You will be unlucky to even get a warning letter. SYP are much keener to prosecute less subjective offences, eg. mobile phone use, blocking a junction, stopped in a dangerous location. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/cd9w2l2wqvdo #Cycling #BikeTooter
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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Hawthorn showing well in Sheffield this week. #Sheffield #Bloomscrolling
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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 4mo ago

The victim and the perp.

#Sheffield #Gardening

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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
I've been to look at the road works on the A57 Manchester Road just west of Sheffield. There is a trench in the road and lots of fencing, but the route is open for pedestrians and cyclists. #Sheffield #Cycling #BikeTooter
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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Sheffield Canal street art. #Sheffield #StreetArt
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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 4mo ago

Auto play video: brought to your device by the same clowns who thought paste with formatting was a good default.

#UX

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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 4mo ago

The super distinctive chirp of a greenfinch also stands out visually on the Merlin App.
Passing cars swamp any other sound.

#Birds #Yorkshire

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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
When is Tom going to suggest to Natasha that she could earn a bit more cash if she turned to prostitution. #TheArchers
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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@geeksam@ruby.social That would be bad. Better off with a handful of lentils. https://tyreextinguishers.com/how-to-deflate-an-suv-tyre
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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 4mo ago

True to form, last week's BBC Any Questions jits the jackpot on a pointless uninformed rant about solar panels on agricultural land.
Nobody talks about the amount of land used to grow biofuels.

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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social But all the tests passed, so I assumed it all worked.
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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 4mo ago

A57 between Hollow Meadows and Rivelin Dams still closed, but progress is getting made. Retaining wall foundation is in place. Tarmac to be done before the road opens. The road will open soon, and the wall will get finished with temporary traffic lights.

#Sheffield #A57 #Cycling #BikeTooter

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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
18mm of rainfall for April 2026. Almost twice as wet as April 2025 (10mm). Cumulative rainfall for 2026 still twice as much as for 1st May 2025. #Sheffield #Weather
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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Classic gag in this week's Private Eye. #Joke #Humour
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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@MikeFromLFE@cupoftea.social Not been to Iceland since 1991, but I have been keeping a vague eye on the volcano activity in SE Iceland since 2022. Must be great to see in person.
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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@svavar@masto.svavar.com I think the law should target those at the top, not the bottom.
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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@svavar@masto.svavar.com Yes, I am sure Google could find some way to under pay UK staff too.
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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 4mo ago

The state of active travel in Sheffield.

A 250m journey.
Journey time 152 seconds.
Time moving: 52 seconds.
Time waiting at traffic lights: 100 seconds.

#Sheffield #Cycling #BikeTooter #ActiveTravel

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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 4mo ago

Having lunch in a car park.
Of course there is some twat in their car with their engine on. SUV wanker too.

I still don't get the whole engine idling thing. It is not that warm, just wind down the window. Engines are super inefficient when idling and the load on some parts is particularly high. Local air quality drops significantly when you do this.

Please don't sit in your stationary car with the engine on.

#VisionZero #NetZero

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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 4mo ago

Day out to Saltaire to see recorders

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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 4mo ago

I wonder of Brian is about to have a heart attack and need his children's support.

#TheArchers

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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 4mo ago

Riverdale Rd, Sheffield closed to motor vehicles this morning due to tree pruning.
A huge crane holding a chainsaw wielding operator in a basket up in the trees.

#Sheffield

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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to on fedi.social
@kim@fedi.social Haha! I am already listening though, so why do I need instructions on how to listen?
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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Common sandpiper at Rivelin Dams, and another look at the A57 closure. Some progress since Wednesday evening. #Sheffield #Birds
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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@trantion@masto.ai @JdeBP@mastodonapp.uk The footpath is currently diverted onto the eastbound carriageway around the actual works, so perhaps that will remain open. You cannot get close to the part of the broken wall, it is all fenced off. I wonder what the diversion maps says. I noticed at the end of Rod Side their is a notice saying "residents access only", so I think they are discouraging people from driving up from Ladybower and going into the city via Stannington.
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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@TheDonsieLass@mas.to Would recommend, the road was very quiet between Rivelin and Rod Side, and fairly quiet all the way down to Ladybower.
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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@TimWardCam@c.im Highway code rule 140: Do not drive or park in a cycle lane marked by a broken white line unless it is unavoidable. Rule 238: Double yellow lines indicate a prohibition of waiting at any time even if there are no upright signs. 2 minutes to go before the no loading restrictions are lifted. The solid white line on the other side of the road is a stop line for a traffic light, so also parked in a dangerous location (within 10m of a junction). (Rule 243) I guess taxi drivers are exempt from all of that.
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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@FourT4@mastodonapp.uk I think you are right. I have made the mistake of looking at some driving vids on FB. Must try not to do that again.🤮
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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@petewalkden Nice to see head first.
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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Clear explanation of the UK wind curtailment problem. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX7ZOn3KKfU #Energy #WindEnergy
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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago

git cad

part way between git add and git commit.

#DevLife

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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Pionir@masto.bike @Gabs@mastodonapp.uk I think I am way off being able to do that
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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@mdsumner@rstats.me Who is going to get prosecuted for robot offences though?
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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@MikeFromLFE@cupoftea.social Nice, are you going to get to see an active volcano too?
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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 4mo ago

If you know something about tape cassettes but don't know how good AI is a generating content, spend 5 minutes watching this video and take note how well cassette tapes are portrayed.

That is how good gen AI is at other things too, superficially looks ok, does not stand up to scrutiny.

https://youtu.be/jk70HYNWlUU

#AI

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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@geeksam@ruby.social Traffic cones
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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 3mo ago
There is almost no wind over the whole of England, Wales, Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland. https://renewables-map.robinhawkes.com/#5.24/53.629/0.322 #WindEnergy
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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@zenkat@sfba.social Certainly true in my city that drivers are pretty poor at sticking to the rules, taxi drivers are particularly bad.
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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@drsimevans@mastodon.energy It is almost like people should not be reading the Daily Mail or the Telegraph.
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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 4mo ago

Quite slow, but no errors.

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, May 30th 2026 (Hard), in less than 24 minutes
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https://cluesbysam.com

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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@baloo@sfba.social It is very common here too for drivers to be on their phones whilst driving. The local police are responding well to submissions of wrong-doing. I wonder if I will start to see fewer drivers on phones (Not happened yet).
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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 3mo ago
Debian 12 (Bookworm) is now in LTS (until June 2028). You don't need to change your apt sources, but you can expect fewer updates and you should be moving to Trixie where possible. https://wiki.debian.org/LTS/Using #Debian #Linux
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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@tael@yiff.life @davidgerard@circumstances.run This must be the route for true nerds. Presumably, since you pay for the vm though, it will be possible to find out who you are?
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Rob Pumphrey @robpumphrey@mastodonapp.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@trantion@masto.ai @JdeBP@mastodonapp.uk I agree with this analysis. Looks like some extra drainage is being added under the road surface too next to the worst piece of wall collapse. I wonder if it is taking 6 weeks so they can see if it is making a difference, although as we have had almost no rain for 6 weeks, it will be hard to tell.
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