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Giles of the Jungle

@gilester45@twit.social
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Techie. Geek. Computers. Coding. Networks. Broadcasting. Music. Music theory. Piano. Electric Bass. Music Production. Electronics. Home Automation. Theatre. Lighting. Anime.

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Joined November 06, 2022
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 3d ago

The local ice cream van has adopted a new stopping location of... Right outside my house.

I now feel slightly guilty if I don't reward its arrival with my patronage.

Anyway, no guilt today.

This is not a complaint.

#icecream #guiltypleasure #food #dessert

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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 3mo ago
Achievement unlocked! We occasionally hear an #icecream van bleating out its eerie call nearby, but either it's just before tea time, or despite pounding the streets around the house I've abjectly failed to locate it. NOT TODAY! Not only did I hear it, but it was after lunch so prime pudding time, not only did I find it, but I actually flagged it down and it stopped! Four and a half decades old and FINALLY I obeyed the "Stop Me And Buy One" commandment. Just don't ask about the price.
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 3mo ago
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@girlonthenet@mastodon.social I was in our local Budgens earlier. They had their AC cranked up to insane levels. It was icy cold. Utterly brilliant. Admittedly, they'd probably frown upon you doing date night kinda activities in aisle 2.
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 3mo ago
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@mattblaze@federate.social Absolutely. And the tendency to assume the worst, because, sadly, that's all too often the truth, is leading to a worrying collapse of trust across tech, and even worse behaviour in some.
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 5mo ago
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@weirdestate@eigenmagic.net Would you like to play a game?
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 4mo ago
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@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social Sounds like what a drug dealer would do.
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 5mo ago
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@ShiitakeToast @TheBreadmonkey Awe you had me at vibrofingers ❤️
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 4mo ago

Neighbour is welding his railings next door.

He warned me, no problem.

But still, I keep jumping at the sound of electrical arcing and seeing the shadows of the spark dance through the windows.

Turns out electric arcing is a trigger noise for me.

Bzzzzzzzzzttt!

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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 5mo ago

I am pleased to report that just now I encountered the PERFECT alignment of bathroom floor linoleum, slight dampness due to the shower being recently used, and whatever my socks are made of.

...When I balanced on my heel and span around slowly, it sounded like I was letting one rip. Loudly and slowly. Repeatedly.

It was so convincing, $child2 angrily told me to get the spray out.

I'm still chuckling about this, an hour later.

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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 5mo ago
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@boffbowsh@mastodon.me.uk @neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk That's brilliant. (The piss off bit, not the lawyer threat bit)
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 4mo ago

Yet again, #EurovisionSongContest blows large scale staging out the water. So. Many. Lights.

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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 4mo ago

That was quite a good evening of recreational networking: #UniFi router connected via #Wireguard to a #Mikrotik.

It took a bit of jiggerypokery around firewall and NAT rules on the UniFi, but eventually - thanks to a Reddit comment or two - I have persuaded the WG client to act as a site-to-site VPN.

I'm quite pleased.

The key? Adding a NAT bypass rule to stop the UniFi masquerading the LAN into the WG VPN. And a PBR rule to direct VPN traffic accordingly. And some FW rules for the incoming.

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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 3mo ago
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@Tijn@dosgame.club Yes. It's also how I learned Photoshop and from there got into Adobe's products. Where I still am; they've done well out of me all because I was able to learn for free whilst a kid.
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 3mo ago
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@lmorchard@masto.hackers.town @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt Decades ago a colleague microwaved fish in the office for their lunch. It was so bad we almost had to evacuate the building, and the awful smell is buried in my nostrils to this day.
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 5mo ago
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@neil * doffs hat *
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 6mo ago
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@chad I run a few controllers and all the ones set to automatically update did so last night. Thanks for flagging this issue though, it kicked me into updating the manually updated ones immediately rather than just getting around to it eventually.
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 6mo ago

Let's go! #artemis #nasa

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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 4mo ago
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@revk@toot.me.uk Aww shit. Hope it goes easy on you.
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 4mo ago
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@girlonthenet@mastodon.social I'm reaching the age where such exams become recommended. This is all good knowledge about what to expect. Thanks to all.
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 4mo ago
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@revk@toot.me.uk A momentary brown out overnight perhaps? That just knocked over a few microcontrollers?
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 7mo ago
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@davidrevoy She's adorable. I've tried my hand at drawing characters like this, inspired strongly by manga. I have discovered I absolutely cannot do eyes. But you can. Your characters' eyes are so sparkly, so emotive, I can get lost in them. They set your work apart and bring every panel to life. Thank you!
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 4mo ago
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@fesshole@mastodon.social I mean, no, we're really not, but whatever. Please continue fucking the cute girl next door but please submit future fesses to update us with your adventures.
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 10mo ago
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@bloor For the record, this meme will never not be funny 😁
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 5mo ago
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@SerialWhiner@beige.party That's such an ominously moody photo! I love it. Hope the storm passed uneventfully.
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 5mo ago
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@hacks4pancakes@infosec.exchange Goodness me!
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 5mo ago
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@simonzerafa @catsalad @bagder I'm pretty sure you can ask the Mayans.
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 5mo ago
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@russss@chaos.social Can confirm. Sometimes I see the Edinburgh Fringe operation we run as a pop up distributed office for 150 people, not a company running theatres. Power, internet, WiFi, phones, printers, windows updates.. And yes we also run a custom written CMS, self service portals for performing companies, ticketing website etc.
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 5mo ago
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@theplaguedoc Don't look away or it'll move.
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 5mo ago
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@courtcan @ObsidianUrbex I was just about to say the exact same! I adored the aesthetic in Loki. They did such a wonderful job imho.
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 6mo ago
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@fesshole@mastodon.social This is the way.
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 6mo ago
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@lispi314@udongein.xyz @agreenberg@infosec.exchange Brian Krebs reported on it here. https://krebsonsecurity.com/2026/01/the-kimwolf-botnet-is-stalking-your-local-network/
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 7mo ago
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@Naich@fosstodon.org That's one of the stupidest things I've seen. And I thank you for it!
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 7mo ago
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@OddJob@beige.party Lasagne is awesome. Fact. I cooked a great lasagne on Wednesday. And, now you mention it, I would like some again right now.
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 9mo ago
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@dgar@aus.social Nice.
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 21mo ago
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@airwhale @TheBreadmonkey Yeah, but Morpheus was all like "Where'd ya think he is" and Lovejoy was all like "who knows" so they definitely left it open if they wanted.
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 13mo ago
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@SuperSelena64@vmst.io At least it's not Windows XP! (Although, then they wouldn't have a popup like this, so...)
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 5mo ago
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@interpipes@thx.gg It is all so deplorably shit.
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 5mo ago
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@theplaguedoc Owwwww!
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 5mo ago
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@guyjantic@infosec.exchange This is wonderful. Accurate and captures the zeitgeist perfectly.
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 5mo ago
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@catsalad There's at least one Dyson stick vacuum that has a pair of conical carpet beaters, which claim to self clean themselves of hair. No idea if it works as advertised though.
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 5mo ago
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@donni@mastodon.social The horrors will continue until morale improves.
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 3d ago

As a Brit, my knowledge of "Greek" culture comes solely from what I've seen in films over the years.

In these films, the hazing, the "code", the drunken parties etc. are all depicted in a positive light. And yet, even with this gloss, it's utterly obvious isn't it - the whole culture is rotten.

We don't have such a system in the UK, but there is similar behaviour hidden away in places.

Kate Manne calls it out it perfectly in this excellent post.

https://substack.com/home/post/p-218484501

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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 5mo ago
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@mattblaze Fascinating thread, thank you. I had no idea this existed, although now you explain it, it makes perfect sense.
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 4mo ago
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@fesshole@mastodon.social Time to make like a shepherd, and get the flock outta there?
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 3d ago

RE: @girlonthenet@mastodon.social

A superb piece from Girl on the Net - it's important we (men) remember we ALL have roles to play in tackling this ghastly behaviour, not just shaking our heads when it turns up in the news.

Go read.

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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 6mo ago
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@james Wow that looks absolutely delicious!
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 4mo ago

That was the best explanation of the voting I've yet seen. #eurovision

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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 8mo ago
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@nixCraft@mastodon.social Yes, this is brilliant.
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Giles of the Jungle @gilester45@twit.social
· 5mo ago
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@alexhaydock Oh great, because HDMI, HDCP, CEC and EDID all work so seamlessly already, let's add more complexity.
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