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@froztbyte@mastodon.social

mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06

Digital shamanism, communes with machine spirits. Knower of arcana. Beardwielder even before lockdown beards. Perpetually overloaded atm.

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Joined June 29, 2021

JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 1mo ago

Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social

Replying to

@Xkeeper@icosahedron.website oh holy shit you're the people! (from the thing I saw earlier) it sounds like you may already have a handle on stuff, but shout if you want clueful eyes to look into it and see about possible assistance (I loathe the scrapers and promptfondlers, fuck 'em all)

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 3mo ago

watching the various articles of "omg firms are choosing not to hire 'ai literate' employees" and thinking of the very obvious future where the rest of us are going to have to catch the slack for these people and help carry them forth into the future don't get me wrong: it's always valuable to teach juniors but this entire goddamned coming fuckshow could've not been, and .... sigh

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 1mo ago

seeing huang falling over himself to congratulate openai on achieving Actually Gutted Intelligence

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

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that I am considering doing some kind of auto-diffing config tracker for my browser(s) is an EXTREMELY damning state of affairs I am so fucking tired of surprising, consent-broaching software

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 1mo ago

Boosted by @oxy@social.bsdlab.au

oh hey, a possible timeline for a world market crash over christmas, just what every young child wants: https://www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anthropic-tries-to-shore-up-investor-confidence-ahead-of-blockbuster-ipo-0ff736ad

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 2mo ago

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@mhoye@cosocial.ca counterpoint: schneier really doesn’t deserve as much of the respect (and leeway) he gets if you go looking, the dude’s got a multi year track record of being out of touch with the now and then some-weeks-later posting some almost-correct silliness that still falls on its face there are better voices to follow

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 3mo ago

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@liaizon@social.wake.st @dansup@mastodon.social some very "Among Us"-coded iconography, and yet that gunk on the fedi would be fairly universally accepted as "Without Us" but the impression I get is that dan is an andreesen-class Builder(tm), and may not give a single fuck about input

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 3mo ago

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@baldur@toot.cafe Welp :|

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 3mo ago

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@davidgerard@circumstances.run @aral@mastodon.ar.al @usernameswift@labyrinth.zone @ajn142@infosec.exchange he also apparently may be some kind of advisor in a danish public professional IT advisory group: https://bsky.app/profile/prosaole.bsky.social (as found by @fasterandworse@hci.social ) username under that profile has parallel-posting: https://old.reddit.com/user/prosaole/ skeeter profile pic and google scholar image match pretty closely, although aging appears to be at different epochs

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

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@hipsterelectron@circumstances.run @fasterandworse@hci.social @davidgerard@circumstances.run @tante@tldr.nettime.org 17 correct criticisms flying in loose formation

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 2mo ago

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@hipsterelectron@circumstances.run @kirakira@furry.engineer and rarely in the (tar)balls

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

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@hipsterelectron@circumstances.run @davidgerard@circumstances.run @fasterandworse@hci.social @tante@tldr.nettime.org something like this keeps floating among multiple circles I'm in, it really does feel like an idea whose time has come (or is near here)

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 2mo ago

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@davidgerard@circumstances.run @ariadne@social.treehouse.systems @atax1a@infosec.exchange @jsbarretto@social.coop The kill the noise remix, part of the lyrics swapped out to “I chat prompts” and “so I can chat more prompts”

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 2mo ago

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@whitequark@social.treehouse.systems art!

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 2mo ago

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@Rairii@labyrinth.zone Software As Expressionist Art, but hard mode

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

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@hipsterelectron@circumstances.run @davidgerard@circumstances.run @fasterandworse@hci.social @tante@tldr.nettime.org and (especially at present) there's an extremely solid argument to be made for multi-regime resistance

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 3mo ago

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@LeonardoDiOttio@mastodon.social @alan@lighthouse.co.im @jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net it's not only that kind of stuff, fwiw - go look up bright data's sdk (for example), then do some speculative math on how many people are out there with phones that are full of apps with that sort of shit in it (there's more than only bright-sdk out there)

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 3mo ago

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@nyanbinary@infosec.exchange @FritzAdalis@infosec.exchange @cR0w@infosec.exchange Cloudflare are also among the peak of the fucking problem :|

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

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@tante@tldr.nettime.org yup, a moveable feast of outsourced data, with a delivery shape that's utterly at the whims of what the peer side entity is entertaining that day people keep forgetting the lessons from 10+ years of SaaS and vendor-driven development priority

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 2mo ago

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@Sempf@infosec.exchange @cR0w@infosec.exchange The extent to which the US is committed to living in the past will never cease to entertain

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 6mo ago

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@passenger @burnitdown @blogdiva @zzt @artemis @johnzajac oh joy, apparently we're in spiceland?

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 6mo ago

Replying to

@catileptic yup. his responses are ... moderately self-reflective, and I am willing to see how that stance ... reflects/evolves over coming days (the guy's been doing a lot of AI-flavour posting for quite a bit so I'm not instantly convinced, but I am willing to be convinced by change over time)

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

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@davidgerard@circumstances.run @fasterandworse@hci.social @tante@tldr.nettime.org @hipsterelectron@circumstances.run there's absolutely that bit of pivot that's 7 posters in a trenchcoat

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

Hmm, I’ve been seeing quite a bit of uptick in spam from googleusercontent ip sources - anyone else also seeing that? #email #spam #antispam

mastodon.social

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 6mo ago

Replying to

@vfrmedia@social.tchncs.de @skjeggtroll@mastodon.online @fasterandworse@hci.social I enjoyed this toot and I'd buy you a beer

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

this is one of the downsides of how much China’s managed to get its hooks in across Africa (often with industrial redevelopment and other investments)

and, frustratingly, a lot of African leaders are too chickenshit to do anything about it (our own in ZA included in this) @anirvan@mastodon.social

mastodon.social

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@mttaggart What’s up with canonical this time?

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@whitequark@social.treehouse.systems congratulations on your success this round of battle with bureaucracy! I imagine it’s a load off

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

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@glyph@mastodon.social @coderanger@cloudisland.nz @SnoopJ@hachyderm.io "past performance is not indicative of future outcomes" comes to mind, dressed in the regalia of a frog in a pot e: you may be correct about preparedness for current infosphere, but then this may be _even more_ of a risk? if they can't recognize (gods help me) cognitohazards in production leadup, outcomes may become multiplicative quite rapidly

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

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@schrotthaufen I'm aware of that, ime (anecdotal, last ~2y) they have not tracked very accurately but your reply also indicates a reactive stance (this is not your fault - I blame moz), and I _really fucking wish that was not necessary_

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

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@schrotthaufen how do you handle new-prefs with that? because that's the other dimension here: they keep adding new shit

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

haha, fun thread

comical-tier swiss cheese security @andrewnez@mastodon.social

mastodon.social

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@amiserabilist also: see Patty Gurdy (she also did some collab with Alestorm a couple years back)

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 6mo ago

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@troed @fishidwardrobe @fasterandworse really? "omg, he was serious once!"? that's your _whole_ pitch? you ....do realize.... that people can, like, fuck up over time? can make mistakes later? are you really *that* Hung Up(tm) on your once-exemplary colleague, that you've made _this_ series of posts? .....I'm sorry, I know the next bit is gonna hurt

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

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@glyph@mastodon.social @SnoopJ@hachyderm.io @coderanger@cloudisland.nz that suggests that OOB comms with the guy might be worthwhile to attempt (once)? if worth saving, "hey you're driving right into the maws" is worth attempting

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 6mo ago

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@troed at some point I'm sure you can stop being an insufferable cunt

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@aud @Andres4NY I was rather entertained some years ago when MS was hiring so many of the DevOps / infra / dev thotposters for Azure, and they all made such Excited For This Part Of My Journey noises (entertained because I suspected what was coming) and indeed, most of them left within 12~18mo (and most _very_ quietly) I giggled extremely frequently, and still do

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 3mo ago

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@xabean@infosec.exchange iPhone charge port can also build up lint in the same manner. Kept wondering why I was having weirdness with charge, one day felt the connector not even click, scraped with a paperclip and oh hey, just over 1mm compacted lint blocking in the base

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@starchturrets haven't seen that particular one, will have to take a look

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 6mo ago

Replying to

@troed @fishidwardrobe @fasterandworse *hollow laughter*

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

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@pikesley jumpscare

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@tante @hekatonchire I see it’s got c3voc icon - do you know if it was recorded as well? Would like to watch

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 6mo ago

Replying to

@whitequark@social.treehouse.systems A+, space-efficient kludging rig (kinda interesting drop profile/behaviour - does it stay constant then drop, or gradual falloff until it hits some tolerance?)

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 6mo ago

Replying to

@whitequark@social.treehouse.systems Uh, I meant thermal drop Soz, brain wholly clutched out atm, it is languaging badly

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 6mo ago

Replying to

@fishidwardrobe @fasterandworse I’m untagging them for this reply (because it doesn’t seem there will be a productive outcome) they simply don’t seem to get it. that most recent “I already answered you! Why are you asking?!” post is …. well, yeah I’m not gonna advocate punching bags, as much as I’d say: keep note of the who and what. Because that can provide rapid future devaluation where needed.

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 4mo ago

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@jonny@neuromatch.social I was not prepared for reading this post

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 3mo ago

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@htkszt@mastodon.com.pl @rysiek@mstdn.social @adamking@mastodon.social @njalla@njalla.social it was originally set up (at least in part) with at least one of the ex-TPB people involved, but I have no idea whether they’re still involved there

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 4mo ago

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@ryanc@infosec.exchange The amount of places that have killed off their abuse@ channels lately is wild One of the notable ones is google, who seem to be trying to make it near impossible for non-goog accounts to do abuse reporting

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JP @froztbyte@mastodon.social

· 6mo ago

Replying to

@jzb You should probably ask the person who posted it instead of me

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