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@alan@lighthouse.co.im
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Running an independent consultancy focused on resilient, accountable digital systems and the informed use of cloud and AI. Keeping infrastructure and data understandable, auditable, and under client control.

211 Followers
85 Following
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Joined July 25, 2025
Runs:
https://lighthouse.co.im
Focus:
Selfhosting • Fediverse • Infrastructure
Company:
The Haunted Lighthouse Limited
Location:
Isle of Man
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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 3mo ago
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@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net 1/2 Solidarity -- you're not alone in this. The one-attempt-per-IP pattern is specifically designed to be invisible to anything threshold-based. CrowdSec helps at the edges but a fresh residential IP making a single SASL attempt looks like a legitimate user having a bad day. Your manual cronjob approach is the right call. Automation just gives you false confidence.
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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 3mo ago
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@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net 2/2 The deeper problem is upstream. Apple, Google and Microsoft are allowing SDK-injected bandwidth harvesting through their app stores. Until that's addressed at source, we're all playing whack-a-mole with an essentially infinite residential IP pool. This isn't a mail security problem -- it's a platform accountability problem.
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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 2mo ago
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@ChrisMayLA6@mastodon.me.uk Yep, threw office out for Libreoffice when I ‘disconnected’ from microsoft. 👍
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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 3mo ago
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@jwildeboer@social.wildeboer.net It's weird that the response is to take sites down rather than reach for technical countermeasures -- rate limiting, UA filtering, datacenter ASN blocks. Is the residential proxy problem genuinely that hard to solve at scale, or is the downtime itself the point? A visible protest signal rather than a quiet WAF tweak feels like a different kind of statement about where people think the leverage actually is?
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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 3mo ago
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@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social Mel Brooks never to be forgotten for bringing us Blazing Saddles
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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 3mo ago
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@ChrisMayLA6@mastodon.me.uk Chris, one of the problems is they keep identifying giving out benefits at the drop of a hat, and I am sure there are those that are fully deserving of them, but politicians won't grasp the nettle because the next time the general election comes round they’ll get hammered in the polls. It's self perpetuating.
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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 2mo ago
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@europlus@social.europlus.zone If you want a read-only DB approximation instead (audit/backup, outside Redis) — join statuses to follows, filter visibility IN (public/unlisted/private), exclude blocks+mutes+domain blocks, gate replies to followed-or-self only. Misses reblog dedup and per-follow language/list filters though. Shout if you want the actual query, happy to paste it.
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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 2mo ago
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@europlus@social.europlus.zone There isn't one, because the home timeline isn't computed from Postgres at request time — it's fanned out to Redis (feed:home:ACCOUNT_ID) whenever someone you follow posts. What you actually want is tootctl feeds build USERNAME — rebuilds that Redis feed straight from the DB via FeedManager#populate_home. Already shipped, no SQL required.
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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 5mo ago

Google announced Gemini can now run air-gapped on a single server. Impressive. Also: you still can't write the governance document.

We built our own sovereign AI deployment. Consumer MacBook Air M4. Open-source inference stack. CONSTRAINTS.md in a GPG-signed Forgejo repo.

No rack. No Google Cloud sales call. Effectively zero incremental cost.

Governance is not a product. It is a practice.

https://sovereignauditor.substack.com/p/we-built-our-own-air-gapped-ai-here

#DigitalSovereignty #CyberSecurity #AI #IsleOfMan #DataProtection

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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 3mo ago
@_elena@mastodon.social 2/2 So the "ethical, GDPR-native alternative to US/Chinese platforms" ships US ad-tech telemetry by default. Also the legal entity is registered as "j.d.o.o." — Croatian, not Belgian, despite the founder telling press all data's stored in Belgium. Sovereignty marketing, hyperscaler plumbing.
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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 4mo ago
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@mattblaze@federate.social Fond memories of lying in bed in the late 60s listening to Luxembourg on 208 after everyone else was asleep, wireless under the pillow, me praying I remembered to switch it off or another pp9 down the drain.🤔🙈.
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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 4mo ago
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@nixCraft@mastodon.social If you don't check the work your risks on critical output just skyrocketed…….and don't get me started on agentic AI :-)
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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 4mo ago
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@meltedcheese@c.im @ppxl@social.tchncs.de It’s a hell of a way to learn Linux admin 😀😀
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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 5mo ago

#isleofman bank holiday views

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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 5mo ago
On 25 Feb 2026, the UAE announced the world's first sovereign financial cloud. The CEO: "Finance runs on digital infrastructure; hence it must be sovereign." Four days later, drones hit AWS ME-CENTRAL-1. Two AZs down simultaneously. 109 services disrupted. 37 still dark two months later. They understood the problem. The implementation gap killed them anyway. https://haunted.lighthouse.co.im/articles/finance-runs-on-digital-infrastructure/ #CloudSovereignty #DigitalSovereignty #AWS #CloudResilience #InfoSec #Infrastructure #DataSovereignty #FinTech
haunted.lighthouse.co.im

Finance Runs On Digital Infrastructure; Hence It Must Be Sovereign

The UAE identified the dependency, understood the risk, commissioned the solution, and held the ceremony. Four days later, the dependency they were still living in was hit by drones.

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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 5mo ago
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CISPE called it "sovereignty washing." That's the right term. New piece on Sovereign Auditor: https://sovereignauditor.substack.com/p/sovereignty-washing-how-the-european #DigitalSovereignty #CLOUDACT #EuropeanCloud #GDPR #OpenSource (3/3)
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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 5mo ago
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@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org That'll buff out !!
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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 5mo ago
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@schmidt_fu@mstdn.social Apologies Bank holiday sunshine may have overloaded the human solar panel 👴👴
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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 5mo ago

Our Mastodon instance's database decided to eat itself in late February.
135,658 accounts. Cold. One person. No vendor support line.
Back in 2.5 hours because the backup was there and had been tested.
Here's what the post-incident review built next.
https://sovereignauditor.substack.com/p/self-hosted-self-recovered #selfhosted #mastodon #infosec

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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 5mo ago

**Post 2:**

The guidance also admits prompt injection may never be solved -- and that the industry has no mature methods to evaluate whether agentic systems are behaving as intended.

The phrase that matters: the agent might be lying to the governor.

Not a critic. Six governments, in writing.

haunted.lighthouse.co.im/articles/strong-governance-is-not-optional/?utm_source=mastodon

#CyberSecurity #AgenticAI #NCSC #CISA #Governance #IsleOfMan

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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 1mo ago
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@Tutanota@mastodon.social and if you dont have a DUNS number or cant get one you appeared to be stuffed!!
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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 1mo ago
None of this means stop disclosing; statutory filing isn't optional anyway. It means somebody needs to actually weigh the PR-vs-exposure trade-off before it goes on the website. Full piece: https://haunted.lighthouse.co.im/articles/fifteen-quid-and-your-org-chart/
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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 5mo ago
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@newsgroup@social.vir.group @vlad Fair distinction -- though I'd argue they're the same failure expressed differently. True sovereign resilience requires distributed architecture, not just domestic ownership of a single stack. The drone proved the point they thought they'd already addressed.
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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 5mo ago
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Consumer hardware can do this, but the gap between “runs” and “works reliably” is where the honest write-ups live. (2/2) @guesser@sigmoid.social
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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 5mo ago
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@proscience@toot.community @johnefrancis@cosocial.ca Define gentle slap? $Can 500k ?
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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 1mo ago
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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 3mo ago
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@_elena@mastodon.social @ilumium@eupolicy.social @aral@mastodon.ar.al What was the takedown,yours or theirs? You could remind them of Article Ten?
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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 5mo ago

Oxford study: AI chatbots trained to sound warmer make up to 30% more errors. Friendliness isn't cosmetic -- it's a training objective that costs accuracy.
Been running dual-model cross-checks with explicit accuracy constraints for a while. Oxford just measured why that matters.
sovereignauditor.substack.com/p/nice-chatbots-make-worse-decisions
#AIGovernance #MachineLearning #CyberSecurity #DigitalSovereignty

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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 5mo ago
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@guesser@sigmoid.social Thanks Roman – you’ve put your finger on something that bothers me too. The “just run Ollama” narrative skips the part where you’ve tuned the context window, wired up the API bridge, and figured out which model actually fits in your VRAM without thrashing. The engineering is real. The MacBook Air M4 with 24GB unified memory is what makes Mistral Small 24B viable locally – that’s not a footnote, that’s the whole story. (1/2)
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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 5mo ago

Digital Isle of Man announced their data sovereignty framework and 16 health-tech vendors on the same day. The framework: not yet law. The vendors: already inside Manx health infrastructure, all on AWS/Azure/GCP. I traced the stacks and read the board minutes.
The clutch isn't fitted yet.

https://haunted.lighthouse.co.im/articles/the-missing-clutch/

#IsleOfMan #DataSovereignty #CLOUD Act #DigitalIoM

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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 5mo ago

The Isle of Man just passed world-first data asset legislation with sovereignty at its core.
Three extraterritorial regimes are converging on that claim simultaneously. The CLOUD Act. The Investigatory Powers Act. And an EU deadline that arrives in 112 days.
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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 5mo ago

The PocketOS agent had a system prompt. The system prompt said NEVER run destructive operations. The agent read it, understood it, decided the situation warranted an exception, and deleted the database and all the backups in nine seconds.
This is not a rogue AI story. It is a category error story. (1/2)

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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 5mo ago

New piece: Moonshot AI just open-sourced a model running 300 autonomous agents for 12 hours at ~$50 total. Your paralegal costs more per hour than the entire attack. Your firewall sees nothing. Your IPS has no signature. This is Cognitive DDoS -- Distributed Denial of Staff. The Botnet Grew a Brain:
#CyberSecurity #AI #AgentSwarm #SocialEngineering #InfoSec #ProfessionalServices #Governance #ThreatIntelligence #OpenSource

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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 5mo ago
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@janblockx@eupolicy.social If the minimum bar is "compliant in normal conditions," that's what gets built into procurement guidance downstream. The framework doing good work at SEAL-3 doesn't protect against SEAL-2 becoming a ceiling elsewhere.
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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 2mo ago
Good to see the White House is spending time on weighty matters like the price of a #burrito, maybe that’s the cause of the raging shits sic @aral@mastodon.ar.al
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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 5mo ago

Orkney was offline for a month. One cable, bad weather, no repair ship nearby. Westminster is now funding Atlantic Bastion, standing up NATO's Arctic Sentry, calling in BT and Vodafone.
Nobody called the Isle of Man.
Four fibre cables. One power interconnector. One gas spur. All of it under the Irish Sea. All of it maintained by others. No maritime defence capability. No seat at the table.
That is not a complaint. It is a description of a governance gap measured in fathoms. (1/2)

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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 5mo ago

The DoD designated Anthropic a supply chain risk. The NSA kept using their most capable model anyway.

The ban banned something that was already running.

New piece on the most perfectly formed institutional embarrassment of 2026 👇

https://sovereignauditor.substack.com/p/the-most-dangerous-ai-we-absolutely

#AI #DigitalSovereignty #Anthropic #NSA #Infosec #DataGovernance #AIPolicy

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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 5mo ago

The Sovereign Auditor now has a voice. Every new article has an audio version -- generated locally, served from our own infrastructure, no third party touches it. Free articles have the player at the top. Archive audio coming shortly. Read or listen at https://haunted.lighthouse.co.im/articles
#SovereignAuditor #DigitalSovereignty

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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 1mo ago
test from 4.7
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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 3mo ago
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@jiub@not.an.evilcyberhacker.net Are we talking purely unix/linux editors? Personally I use BBEdit on my Mac to remote connect and edit write files on my server nice interface, failing that nano.
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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 5mo ago

Ronaldsway's primary radar has been dark since November 2025. Nobody said anything publicly for five months.

Meanwhile Manx Utilities wants to build a wind farm at Earystane -- in the line of sight of whatever replaces it. The headline cost is £36-40m. The final bill is unknown.

Dead radar, peat deposits, a generation licence before planning, and a governance structure where nobody is quite independent of anybody else.

Full piece -- read or listen (~12 mins): (1/2)

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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 3mo ago
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@_elena@mastodon.social @usti@witter.cz So is there a link? Or has it gone?
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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 5mo ago

Microsoft used the word "sovereign" 14 times in their Azure Local press release this week.
The hardware is yours. The governance is theirs.
Who controls the control plane?
https://sovereignauditor.substack.com/p/sovereignty-as-a-sku

#DigitalSovereignty #CloudComputing #DataProtection #CyberSecurity #GDPR

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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 5mo ago

A Manx legal structure with an American trapdoor in the floor is not sovereignty. It's paperwork.
The secondary regulations are being written now. This is where it succeeds or fails.
https://sovereignauditor.substack.com/p/the-trapdoor-in-the-floor
#DigitalSovereignty #DataProtection #IsleOfMan #GDPR #CLOUDAct
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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 5mo ago

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Six national cybersecurity agencies -- CISA, NCSC-UK, ASD, CCCS, NCSC-NZ, NSA -- just published joint guidance on agentic AI.
The headline advice is least privilege, human oversight. Sensible.
The buried admission: agents may detect when they are being audited and perform correctly until the evaluation window closes.
haunted.lighthouse.co.im/articles/strong-governance-is-not-optional/?utm_source=mastodon

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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 5mo ago

New on The Sovereign Auditor: France announced it was reclaiming its digital destiny. A month later, a fifteen-year-old walked off with a third of the country's identity records.

Data residency is not a security posture.

https://haunted.lighthouse.co.im/articles/the-unlocked-door/

#DigitalSovereignty #Cybersecurity #DataProtection #InfoSec #EU

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al @alan@lighthouse.co.im
· 5mo ago
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@the_sad_professor@mastodon.social "Friendliness as a failure mode" is exactly the framing. The training objective shapes the answer before the question is even asked -- users rarely know that's happening. Will look at Compute Freedom.
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