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@prietschka@mastodon.social @jef@mastodon.social Nobody said the lovers had to be human…

@maxleibman@beige.party "The genie actually just LOVES being out of the bottle, they're just a bit shy." They insist, as the genie screams and writes in agony, desperately clawing at the people holding them down and trying to get back in the bottle.

@cwebber@social.coop It's so fucking cool how 90% of the internet goes through 5 fucking companies and they've all lost their fucking minds!!!! I'M NOT ANGRY AT ALL!!! LOOK HOW HAPPY I AM!!!

@davidgerard@circumstances.run """Decentralized""" networking protocol Looks inside Centralized social media platform run by cryptofreaks

@shituationist@kolektiva.social I don't hang around with enough botbrains to notice that kind of madness manifesting, but that sounds to me like the differing levels of sycophancy, and the emphasis of the training data, causing different levels of damage. Obviously none of it is good, but that's definitely an interesting observation.

@timnitGebru@dair-community.social Leave it to so-clled """Effective""" """Altruists""" to spend shitloads of money trying to destroy research intended to better people's lives in service of Billionaires. If their worldview weren't so much of a fucking joke, I'd try to make fun of them; as it stands, they do that to themselves constantly.

@nickyttrpg@woof.group Good.

@annaecook@mastodon.social And guillotines. LOTS of guillotines.

@davidgerard@circumstances.run @prietschka@mastodon.social @abucci@buc.ci @baldur@toot.cafe @prietschka@mastodon.social Does any of this surprise you at all? Sounds like peak Microslop behavior to me.

@cbecker@hci.social This is assuming, of course, that they ever finish it and turn it on. Which they likely won't.

@Hipska@mastodon-belgium.be @loucyx@mastodon.social @elementary@mastodon.social @davidgerard@circumstances.run @thankfulmachine@oldbytes.space I remember using intellisense to finish lines in shitty little school projects over a decade ago. Lack of autocomplete is NOT an issue to be solved. Really shows how tech-illiterate one needs to be for LLMs to be genuinely useful.

@Hipska@mastodon-belgium.be @loucyx@mastodon.social @elementary@mastodon.social @davidgerard@circumstances.run Yeah no this exchange definitely reads like he's looking for an excuse to say "But MY PRs are so special and awesome and cool, being filled with slop shouldn't be such an issue for you, don't you see it's The Future™️????"

It would benefit the world immensely if the Google monopoly on so many things was shattered with the iron boot of the government. Unfortunately, they've effectively bought out the government.

You mean I've been buying all these tin cans with string between them for nothing??? Damn it…

It looks like fucking trash, how could they possibly think this would fly?

It's amazing how hard he's been obliterated by losing Grimes. He's gonna be chasing that high for the rest of his life, and Ketamine won't fill the hole.

@skykiss@sfba.social Fucking insanity.

@cdarwin@c.im Wow, it's almost like all those capitalist thinktanks FUCKING LIED to try and kill wage hikes and boost profits! Weird! Wacky! Wild! Who could've seen that coming???

@prietschka@mastodon.social @davidgerard@circumstances.run @mhoye@cosocial.ca For a nobody, you are quite entertaining.

Slopheads likely malding that you don't wanna listen to their Boxes Of Whispered Falsehoods like they do.

@prietschka@mastodon.social @timnitGebru@dair-community.social Term limits on all elected offices sound nice. How about 10 years or 2 terms max, whichever comes first? And also age caps; if you're over 50, stay the FUCK out of politics, because you don't know shit about modern culture anymore.

@skinnylatte@hachyderm.io @Npars01@mstdn.social Wishing all of Palantir a very Explode Into A Trillion Pieces, and Peter Thiel specifically a nice Crowbar To The Forehead Repeatedly.

@KydiaMusic@mastodon.social Did you tell them how cheap record players are? They're only like $100-200 these days.

@kitten_tech@fosstodon.org @mhoye@cosocial.ca WinRaR, the file expander and compressor that's been around since the 90's with a "please pay us $20 for a one-time license or we'll keep letting you use the software anyway" business model, is INFINITELY MORE PROFITABLE than OpenAI WILL EVER BE.

@pathunstrom@ngmx.com Reminder, the ONLY good Fascist is a DEAD Fascist.

@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange Nuke Chrome from orbit. Google should be dissolved.

@cwebber@social.coop Damn, it's a good thing I still do that then.

@evacide@hachyderm.io It's exceptionally easy to lie when you're a soulless sociopath with no morals or standards or ethics or real stances on anything. I wish him the worst.

Meanwhile I'm more and more convinced that we, the Noble Proletariat, should turn that fear into a solid reality, Comrade.

@prietschka@mastodon.social @alper@sfba.social @timnitGebru@dair-community.social Yup. You don't hate the elderly enough.

@AndrewRadev@hachyderm.io Rapist technology.

@eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place @cygnathreadbare@retro.pizza "We need to depend on the tools and benevolence of our oppressors in order to free ourselves!"

@davidgerard@circumstances.run @chaudum@mstdn.social The Management in question:

@hynek@mastodon.social Maybe 'Vibemaxxing'? Or perhaps 'code wrongling'?

@zeldman@front-end.social "Fixing the thing that wouldn't have happened if we hadn't done this other thing has become our #1 goal" you fucking morons… #1 #1

@AnarchoCatgirlism@cyberpunk.gay Poster Syndrome.

@janl@narrativ.es @jacob@social.jacobian.org @frank@frankwiles.social @adriano@lile.cl "Imagine a codebase…" buddy I DON'T HAVE TO, Claude Code leaked! It's dogshit! It's all dogshit! There's little point in entertaining thoughts about how good LLMs """could be""" at some nebulous future when the best LLM """tools™️""" TODAY are nightmares of over-engineered spaghetti that somehow cost hundreds of billions of dollars to function. We're 4 years into the LLM hype-train, 8 years into transformer models as a concept, and over a TRILLION dollars spent on development. If these things were gonna """get good""", IT SHOULD'VE HAPPENED BY NOW!!!

If he tries to steal my thoughts to then sell back to me, I will [REDACTED] with a crowbar.

@mhoye@cosocial.ca @prietschka@mastodon.social @davidgerard@circumstances.run I think @davidgerard and @prietschka would make an interesting podcast episode. Former Data Scientist and Sysadmin, raging against the machines… or maybe just shooting the shit about how the tech world has utterly disintegrated. IDK.

@codinghorror@infosec.exchange https://tenor.com/view/shocker-shocked-futurama-im-shocked-gif-5296191

@timnitGebru@dair-community.social @_elena@mastodon.social @jaredwhite@indieweb.social @emilymbender@dair-community.social @cwebber@social.coop @DAIR@dair-community.social @alexhanna@peertube.dair-institute.org @tante@tldr.nettime.org @prietschka@mastodon.social Is a good one, he's been raging against the machines from the start. Though, he is leaving academia and tech entirely in favor of a French coffee shop, since the rat bastards in tech ruined everything.

@merlinwisdom@mastodon.social Too late, Certified HonkMaxxer™ over here, getting my Hjonk on. The only time I take my hand off the horn is when I need to eat, and even then I just replace it with my foot.

@itamarst@hachyderm.io @prietschka@mastodon.social @davidgerard@circumstances.run @edzitron.com I mean the writing has been on the wall for years now that this is how it was going to go. All the major megacorps lighting more money than God on fire every quarter forever? There was no way it could last, and no way it could end other than hilariously terrible implosion. @davidgerard has been writing about it in his newsletter for years now, @prietschka and tons of other industry veterans have been screaming about it to anyone who would listen for years now, @edzitron.com has been writing his massive newsletters about it for years now… That it's taken this long for people at these companies to start feeling the punch is truly a testament to how much money they can burn before they feel anything. What comes next will NOT be pretty…

@cwebber@social.coop @prietschka@mastodon.social @prietschka Maybe we SHOULD burn it all down and start over…

@jameshowell@fediscience.org @jimsalter@fosstodon.org The very NOTION of """Artificial Intelligence""" is founded in white supremacist race science bullshit. The technology is, and always has been, a Fascist power-grab.

@clarfonthey@toot.cat @jonny@neuromatch.social Bigger Brain™️: The Computer telling Me what to tell The Computer what to tell The Computer what to do, no mistakes, efficient, no bugs, fix all typos, DO NOT WRITE TYPOS!!!

@Bussphomet@app.wafrn.net @mhoye@cosocial.ca The streets YEARN to run red with the blood of the Billionaires… :blobfoxfloofdevil::blobfoxfloofdevil::blobfoxfloofdevil:

@mhoye@cosocial.ca Their next breakthrough will likely involve finding new and innovative ways to declare bankruptcy while also destroying the global economy in the process, WITHOUT securing a government bailout. Personally, I can't wait.