Sven

Calais is now #English. #WorldCup

This is quite silly.
#99Luftballons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBpgQpb7yQU

Two flash flood warnings!

So: Air Quality, Flood Watch, Tornado Watch, Flash Flood Warning, some how two Flash Flood Warnings. Usually it takes looking cross-eyed at a pole to cause a black out. All well so far.

The street repaving in front of my house seems almost done.

@elfin@mstdn.social

A cup & a spoon feel like a measurement that evolved over years to mean something. Somebody pulled a liter out of their 🍑.

Let's at least not use base 10, let use something that can be broken up into thirds, & halfs without using saying 0.333…. Base twelve? Like, what is a dozen eggs in metric?

Sure, the lamb I made for my mother on påskmiddag is gone. But the mint jelly is still here.

Just got home from my older child's graduation ceremony 🎓. I got verklempt. One more show for the individual school on Monday. Then they are let loose on the world.

Kitchen tip of the day! Yea, I hove one every day. But if plan on using that clean button on your over that sort of just burn stuff. Leave your cast iron pots in there. They have never looked more clean the now. They do need reseasoning after, but that is not hard.

My spouse used to stay at work until like 10PM, so I was home with my pre-driving child. “Be home by sun down!” I would say in the summer. Now that my child is an adult they ratted me out, ⸜dad would let me stay out until 9PM when I was young⸝ they said, said they. You're welcome.

Non-dairy Cherry Garcia is better then the dairy version.

Thinking about moving to Alabama just so it's easier to find where I live on pull down menus.

American Water says I'll have tap wooder again by 8 in the post meridiem.

Apparently Yardleyville, #PA & Yardville, #NJ used to to be confused in the passage between Philly to NYC. So Yardleyville changed it's name to #Yardley

#Yardville, NJ. Famous for anthrax! But I love it.

Apparently cursing in the #Bible doesn't get properly translated.

#DanMcClellan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1RA3ougj7w

This summer rain feels good.

Some mornings I feel I have too much social anxiety to be functional in society.

There is a zebra crossing in front of my house that wasn't there yesterday.

Had some lettuce this morning. #LivingOnTheEdge

It seems American Water has restored my Wooder.

I used before #Gritty & after Gritty as a unit of time at work today. I don't think it was appreciated.

I just spent like 5 days getting this apptainer to work for a lab with all the bells & whistles they wanted. I hope it was worth it.

This kind of ☈ usually leads to power issues.

I like #oakMilk, it's really good. How come the only good #soyMilk comes from Asian stores? Where did non-Asians go wrong with soy milk?

Requesting support, they scheduled 4 hours. I hope it doesn't take that long.

I remember once in elementary school we where talking about snakes. Somebody said ⸜some snakes are as big as this room!⸝ While I believe they meant length, I thought cross section diameter. Was scared for weeks. This image of snakes still pops in my mind from time to time.

I wonder if there is a way to make Teams to display my calendar is Decimal Time.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decimal_time

I have never been to a The Cheesecake Factory, but here I am chopping up leftover #TheCheesecakeFactory fries to fry with some 🫘 for breakfast. Apparently The Cheesecake Factory makes fries, who knew?

There is also iHop leftovers in the fridge! What is going on?

Ok, it's a third place game, put it on the players that have not yet played. But sure, no #Binface, I mean #England!

Gnome #Evolution on #RHEL 10 crashing surprisingly often.

American Water is at it again, no wooder until 7pm.