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Cunt Beanface 🧄

@bean@twoot.site

mastodon 4.8.0-alpha.3+glitch

I make too many shitposts for people following me for tech and talk too much about tech for people following me for shitposts

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I'm forklift certified and over 30 but not your dad. I am a widower, unfortunately.

My avatar is a cartoony rendition of my face (bearded white dude with brown/grey hair and glasses, wearing a frog hat). It's by @GoblinHellion@mastodon.art.

My banner image is that same image as a ghostly impression behind a mountain range, wearing a cowboy hat that says "Bean there, done that", and a ghost cat wearing a cowboy hat screaming. It's by @hiscursedness@mastodon.art and @GoblinHellion@mastodon.art.

667 Followers

123 Following

32 Posts

Joined February 08, 2024

pronouns:

he/him (they is fine)

honorifics:

dude / mr (neutral is fine, "bro" isn't)

Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site

· 6mo ago

unix gf with vi/vim pronouns

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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site

· 6mo ago

Founding a city called AAAAAAAAAA, pronounced "Tenacity"

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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@nightjar@twoot.site I mean some fights go on until first blood, so

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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@cwebber but does Mark's AIsona have legs?

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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site

· 8mo ago

Replying to

@fasterthanlime@hachyderm.io at least add a "fhtagn" there to make it clear

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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site

· 6mo ago

Replying to

@eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place so sorry for this. have you told people about your award-winning platformer Kitsune Tails yet? Available on steam, itch.io and multiple other platforms? Featuring fully voice-acted gay fox girls?

Kitsune Tails

Kitsune Tails

Explore the complicated relationships between kitsune and humans in this platforming follow up to Super Bernie World.

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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@vv @cwebber you know, I think I prefer this vvm over any llm

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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site

· 27mo ago

Ah, yes, Brave: The homophobe's cryptocurrency browser ™️

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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site

· 8mo ago

Replying to

@cwebber@social.coop so would you say it blue you away

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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site

· 7mo ago

Replying to

@vv@solarpunk.moe @cwebber@social.coop @faoluin@chitter.xyz ah, excuse me, your vvnesses

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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site

· 4mo ago

Replying to

@foone@digipres.club @misty@digipres.club *sad Wargreymon noises*

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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site

· 5mo ago

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@turtle@gts.turtle.garden @nightjar@twoot.site if it doesn't look like the lawnmower scene from Braindead (aka Dead Alive) what are you even doing?

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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@kookie@chaosfem.tw this really taught me how to incorporate AI in my development practices The Right Way ™️ (damn I'd be screwed if she decided to edit the post)

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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@cwebber the mode of transportation or the Porcupine Tree song?

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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@mi isn't that just when you wank from home?

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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site

· 6mo ago

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@eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place oh no how could I?

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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site

· 8mo ago

Replying to on mastodon.gamedev.place

@eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place Aren't we forgetting about the mouth sounds? The ones in Ultra Hat Dimension?

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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site

· 7mo ago

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@cwebber@social.coop @faoluin@chitter.xyz @vv@solarpunk.moe isn't vae a vvorm?

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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site

· 5mo ago

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@GoblinHellion@mastodon.art crab! crab! crab! crab!

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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site

· 7mo ago

Replying to

@glassbottommeg so this is Bird!Dynasty Warriors, right?

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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@hazelnot pushing glasses up noses is so hot tho

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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@nightjar alas,

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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@nightjar see, when I apply to a company I need to know about their SDM

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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@mi agreed 🙂‍↕️

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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@mi (if you try, tell me how I was)

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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@BathysphereHat@mastodon.online (I have had some shit experiences with psychiatrists tbh in my imho)

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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@BathysphereHat@mastodon.online I have officially been diagnosed by a licensed psychiatrist as "not autistic just weird" and honestly "microexpressions" are some made up bullshit

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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site

· 5mo ago

Replying to

@mjd https://twoot.site/@bean/116381119124570441

Cunt Beanface 🧄: "This post was inspired by [Potoooooooo](https://e…" - Twootsite

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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site

· 8mo ago

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@eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place :catCry:

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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site

· 30mo ago

Replying to

@pearl@fedi.rrr.sh super mario 64 speedrunners figuring out how to make anyone cum with half a thrust

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Cunt Beanface 🧄 @bean@twoot.site

· 5mo ago

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@kookie this is good news for kookie

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