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RE: @avesbury_rosetta@wetdry.world

walks up to gay couple

So who of you is SCL and who's SDA?

I want to kindly ask my bedroom to not be 32°C. Please sign my petition

Hey,

Hey, stumbled on spacekookie and the traction looks real.

One thing though: spacekookie.de will hold you back. The moment a journalist writes about you or an enterprise buyer checks your link, that domain whispers side project. spacekookie.com matches your brand name exactly. Someone else has it.

Fuck I guess I'm just a side project 😔

I should get back into knitting

Long boarded without breaking any bones :akko_derp:

Beware of the "fav one horny OH" to "fav every recent post on a persons profile" pipeline 🤪

So many hot lesbians out today 🥵

this heat really pops my corn

Watching my friend wrangle her Threadripper made me make this

My favourite thing about Youtube is how it keeps recommending me only videos I've already watched

Diphenhydramine can become fatal at amounts close to or exceeding 2 grams.[citation needed] This can result in death,

Fatal effects usually result in death, yea

Hey, the Spirit airlines donation system is back up https://letsbuyspiritair.com/

I really hope this manages to get some more traction. Transportation must be owned by the people, not rent seeking venture capital. A train coop would be better but hey this is the US, baby steps

A: can you teach me how to finger...

B: uuuuh, isn't that more of a fiancé job?

A: A GUITAR!!

Years of eating snacks have made me a good pillow

Needing the internet is a skill issue anyway

OH: it's you, so I assumed it was latex

OH: I only care about than other people think of me if I want to sleep with them

Monster Hunter !? 🥺 why can't I Monster Pet instead ?

OH: ok, I'll try avoiding crumbing on your face

Fire Alpaca? What did she do wrong? 😔

Shortsellers are slamming godzilla on polymarket

Girl comes into your flat and immediately starts adjusting your TIE

Why's she ghosting me? 😢

Her: the GLS delivery van

plushie% Ikea speedrun: 13 minutes, 12 seconds (approximate, unverified)

The new "I-J" U-Bahn is really nice :O @BVG_Kampagne@toot.berlin @BVG_Info@mastodon.social @bvg_unternehmen@bird.makeup

"Sorry but I have to put my flower in your car"

OH: Sugmentfehler punkt de

omg Liz Truss has a youube podcast? 😭