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And so they fucked off into a vat of acid. Thanks @Taweret@timeloop.cafe for hosting! #Monsterdon

Damn, this acid pool is like the pit of Sarlac tonight. #Monsterdon

Damn I bet they don't even have wifi here either #Monsterdon

Ya done fucked the TV this time #Monsterdon

That's no jelly fish that's a god damned Tide Pod #Monsterdon

Very uncerimonious death lmao #Monsterdon

I do like this dramatic and ominous collection of time pieces #Monsterdon

Much less ceremonious and righteous death lmao #Monsterdon

Praying for that velociraptor like I pray for that blood clot. #Monsterdon

Really getting their money's worth out of all this stock footage #Monsterdon

Ah right, this was when they still spelled LASER in all caps. #Monsterdon

I remember how we survived for another 5000 years and made some sweet-ass spaceships. #Monsterdon

"That sun is murder!" Just wait 60 years, see how you like it then. #Monsterdon

Dad: Yep, I'm a good parent, I did some great parenting here. #Monsterdon

What about 'Nam sir? The kids'll be all right #Monsterdon

Man if only the country really did mobilize to excise toxic elements from society after a single broadcast of truth #Monsterdon

Nope that is not a good hiding place kid #Monsterdon

"No one is as dumb as I appear to be" lmao #Monsterdon

I was wondering how long it was gonna take for the stuff to come out of peoples' orifices #Monsterdon

I guess he's half the man he used to be #Monsterdon

Yeah lemme eat this shit I just scraped up off the ground #Monsterdon

And thus the child leash was invented #Monsterdon

Oh. #Monsterdon

You'll cause a Time Crash and set in motion rhe events of Chrono Cross. #Monsterdon

"Missile bases in Cuba" Oh right this is the 60s #Monsterdon

Shaaaving cream! Be nice and clean! Shave every day and you'll know you are keen! #Monsterdon

Time to go to Time Prison! #Monsterdon

Oh come on guy, stand by your gal #Monsterdon

Yeah no okay General Alex Jones is still a fucking asshole. #Monsterdon

Kid did you fill out your Confined Space Entry paperwork to get in that tanker #Monsterdon

I guess shaving cream wouldn't taste so bad in this situation #Monsterdon

Sometimes you need $10,000 to get a head in life #Monsterdon

I hope he gets eaten by a velociraptor #Monsterdon

Wow $10,000 from Vincent Price, now I can get behind that #Monsterdon

These two hate each other don't they #Monsterdon

Are you telling me General Alex Jones is gonna be the hero of this fuckin' movie? #Monsterdon

What even is this fight scene #Monsterdon

Hey at least he's paying the drivers. Conservatives today don't pay or tip for shit. #Monsterdon

Synchronize your watches #Monsterdon

This movie can stuff it. Thanks @Taweret@timeloop.cafe for hosting! #Monsterdon

Ralph Fuckin' Nader, puhleeeease #Monsterdon

What a shocking development. Right into the movie with no immediate intro or logos. (Stay tuned for more bad puns.) #Monsterdon

"Matching up with William Castle's Signature Style, the film originally released exhibiting one of his past-the-fourth-wall gimmicks — in this case, a model skeleton would be elevated over the movie audience during the climactic scene, and would then be reeled back during the shot of Loren winding its thread back into the reel (which is why this shot seems to go on a bit too long without the gimmick)." Okay that's actually a pretty cool idea. #Monsterdon

Well, the monster has been making a lot of appearances. But where's its face? #Monsterdon

That acid in the basement seems like an OSHA violation waiting to happen #Monsterdon

"Maybe someday, someone will find an answer." Certainly not in this movie. Thanks @Taweret@timeloop.cafe for hosting! #Monsterdon