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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified:

@asgrim@phpc.social
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Author of 🥧 PIE (PHP Installer for Extensions).
Work with Roave & the PHP Foundation.
Speaker.
Yorkshire Tea.

#php #c #rust #java

937 Followers
208 Following
50 Posts
Joined August 15, 2018
Website:
https://www.jamestitcumb.com/
GitHub:
https://github.com/asgrim
LinkedIn:
https://uk.linkedin.com/in/jamestitcumb
Pixelfed:
https://pixelfed.social/asgrim
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 1w ago
PHP conference and user group organisers, please read! https://thephp.foundation/blog/2026/09/28/kicking-off-the-community-events-coalition-sig/ @ian@phpc.social @mbeccati@phpc.social @dragonbe@phpc.social @eric@phparch.social @phpc@phpc.social @DaveLiddament@phpc.social @SecondeJ@phpc.social and probably loads more I can't think of atm, please spread the word! #php #phpc #phpconferences #phpug #phpusergroups #phpmeetups #phpx #community #phpcommunity
Kicking Off the Community Events Coalition Special Interest Group
thephp.foundation

Kicking Off the Community Events Coalition Special Interest Group

Announcing the Community Events Coalition and why its important

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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 2w ago

Air traffic control issue causes UK flight disruption for second time this month

are they vibe coding NATS now or something? 😂

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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 1w ago
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@ian@phpc.social @longhorn@phpc.social this is a really tough thing. I actually wrote about this at the start of the month but we only just published it today, since I saw Benelux is returning https://roave.com/conferences-are-coming-back/ . It's a shame to see the numbers trending so, because conferences IMO have been incredibly beneficial for the community. They drove collaboration, networking and positivity, every single conference I attended or spoke at least. I really hope this isn't the last Longhorn. I'm sad I can't make this one now!
Roave

Roave - Conferences Are Coming Back!

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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 3mo ago
The biggest lie we told ourselves: { "require": { "php": ">=7.4" } }
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 2mo ago

✍️ I wrote a post about my git superpower; being able to visualise git history in the CLI. It's no secret, but is one of my most useful aliases I have! Check it out 👀 https://www.jamestitcumb.com/posts/git-log-graph-history-visualisation #git #gitlog

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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 5mo ago

My son did his "fact find" homework on someone in computer science, and he picked @rasmus@phpc.social 🥰 so cute #php #phpc

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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us oh not too long then 😭
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@dseguy@phpc.social especially for PHP libraries/frameworks... I've seen not having an upper bound of compatible PHP version cause countless issues over the years
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 3mo ago
Last blog post was ages ago, but I'm adding web mentions to my blog :) https://www.jamestitcumb.com/posts/bash-stdout-stderr
jamestitcumb.com
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 6mo ago

🥧 PIE 1.4.0 is now released!

- experimental executable version of PIE
- prompt to install missing system deps
- prompt to install missing build tools
- support for pre-packaged-binaries where extensions provide them

& bunch more fixes, improvements, and more...

https://github.com/php/pie/releases/tag/1.4.0

@thephpf@phpc.social #php #phpc #phppie #thephpf

github.com
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 4mo ago

🥧 PIE 1.3.12 and 1.4.4 have been released following the newly released Composer update; it is recommend that you update! Info on the Composer update: https://blog.packagist.com/composer-2-9-8-and-2-2-28-fix-github-actions-token-disclosure-in-error-messages/

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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@brunty@brunty.social funny, I spent about half an hour removing sticky weed seeds from our shepherd this evening! 🤣
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@afilina@phpc.social sometimes being pragmatic rather than rigidly following the rules is really worth it 💯
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@nyamsprod@phpc.social no comment 🤣
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to on social.akrabat.com
@rob@social.akrabat.com this is cool! And it already guessed my account as EU ✅️
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 6mo ago

RE: @asgrim@phpc.social

Had a discussion with some friends today about this cognitive dissonance I have with AI.

Running AI on local machines only (i.e. no remote LLM usage) somewhat helps the first point; or at least distributes the issue. Maybe that is better? Unsure.

But the second point still stands. Could that be overlooked, I wonder? A point was made that shit is stolen all over the place anyway, so morals have kinda gone out the window.

I'm so conflicted on this whole topic 🥺

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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@ramsey@phpc.social heh, @TechConnectify@mas.to did a cool video about rice cookers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSTNhvDGbYI

Old-fashioned rice cookers are extremely clever

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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 5mo ago

Well, I tried to sign up to Claude Code today. Paid first subscription, and 2.5h later my account was suspended without any information 😳 no clue why or what to do, and shortly after had an automated refund issued. Submitted some appeal form, but it does feel as if it goes to /dev/null - I thought AI was the future? 🙄

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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@grmpyprogrammer@yac.grumpy-learning.com great idea!
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@mwop@phpc.social I had issues with multiple monitors, screensharing, and some other stuff I can't remember off my head. This is as recent as when I installed Ubuntu 25.04 on this current laptop :/
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 3mo ago
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@nyamsprod@phpc.social who said anything about Symfony? 😅
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@beberlei@phpc.social maybe Roave/BetterReflection ?
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 5mo ago

:javascript: JS folks! There will be a brand new JS conference next month @jstek@mastodon.social in Chicago! Full info here: https://jstek.io/ but please help spread the word and repost this ❤️ #javascript #typescript #react #vue #jstek

jstek.io
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 5mo ago
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@OndrejMirtes @bobmagicii @beberlei this is definitely some useful information to... reflect on 😁
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 5mo ago
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@beberlei@phpc.social if there isn't something, I imagine it's something we could do in Better Reflection!
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@flowcontrol@phpc.social congratulations to you & your family! 🎉
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@mattbrowndev@mastodon.social the point is not the value, but the cost. Perhaps that was not clear
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 6mo ago
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@joepferguson@phpc.social gladly! :)
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 2mo ago
I integrated Webmentions so likes/replies/shares on Mastodon (including this post!) will show as interactions on my blog post; here's how I did it 😀 https://www.jamestitcumb.com/posts/webmentions
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 2w ago
Replying to on tech.lgbt
@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt @Girgias@phpc.social I reckon there's a lot more we could do for research into how ice floats. This tool is just the tip of the iceberg...
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 2mo ago
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@djmarland@mastodonapp.uk damn I can't even blame that on AI 😆
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 2mo ago
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@loicfaugeron@phpc.social I like it! 🤘
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 2w ago
Replying to on toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us 🤦 🫠
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 2mo ago
Discovered today that Gnome 49+ removed X11 and only works with Wayland. Wayland still has a bunch of compatibility issues, so I guess my options are 1) stay on Gnome 48, 2) switch to something else :/ shame there is no choice any more to continue with Gnome. Thoughts?
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 2mo ago
RE: https://chaos.social/@kore/116922703814159584 I've seen orgs pushing to split off repos left right and centre, and it almost always increases pain in my anecdotal experience 💯
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Kore Nordmann
@kore@chaos.social
A team next to us just split a working monorepo into ~80 repositories. It will cost them dearly, and slowly. You wanted a boundary. A directory is a boundary. A repository is the most expensive way to draw one: cross-repo PRs, version pinning, a deploy matrix, drifting style. Velocity does not collapse, it bleeds. If the polyrepo tax bends Google toward one repo, it matters at your scale too. https://kore-nordmann.de/blog/always_go_with_a_monorepo.html
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 3mo ago
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@george@phpc.social 🫠
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 3mo ago
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@grmpyprogrammer@yac.grumpy-learning.com lol, I'm not as famous as you clearly 😂
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 3mo ago
Just testing something https://www.jamestitcumb.com/posts/bash-stdout-stderr
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 1mo ago
If anyone fancies an early go with the forthcoming 🥧 PIE release, check out https://github.com/php/pie/releases/tag/1.5.0-rc.2 👀 #php #phppie #pie
github.com
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 2mo ago
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@siedlerchr@ohai.social either could work, depends on what is beneficial to your team; there's pros and cons to both
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 2mo ago
Blogged! A quick tip about using generics + class-string - https://www.jamestitcumb.com/posts/generics-template-class-string
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 6mo ago
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@mattbrowndev@mastodon.social more like it yeah 🤣
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 3w ago
🥧 I'm planning to release PIE 1.5.0 this week 😄 RC3 (https://github.com/php/pie/releases/tag/1.5.0-rc.3) is already available, which I anticipate being the last RC unless any other issues are discovered...
GitHub

Release 1.5.0-rc.3 · php/pie

1.5.0 Total issues resolved: 27 Total pull requests resolved: 54 Total contributors: 21 dependencies,php 733: 725: update to attestation 0.0.8 thanks to @asgrim 583: [1.5.x] Update Composer to 2...

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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 1w ago
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@pollita@phpc.social I don't understand what is happening
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 3mo ago
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@grmpyprogrammer@yac.grumpy-learning.com the truth hurts dude
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
One minor thing I'm struggling to get used to: email labels and calendar colours are always "muted". E.g. You pick a colour, say #ff0000 for a calendar, but the events will render as like #ffdddd with just an accent & text colour of #ff0000. If I wanted #ffdddd, I'd have set the colour to that!
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 3mo ago

I posted a few years ago about git rebase --onto and I've lost count of the number of times I've sent this to people, including clients wanting to learn more :) https://www.jamestitcumb.com/posts/git-rebase-protip

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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 3mo ago
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@ocramius@mastodon.social what the helllllllllllllll?!?
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🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified: @asgrim@phpc.social
· 1w ago
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@pollita@phpc.social no I know that, I don't understand your poll options
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