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James Seconde

@SecondeJ@phpc.social
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(he/him) Developer Advocate @vonage speaker/writer/engineer/actor, BrumPHP founder, Fusion Meetup Team, Husband, Dad, European, average DJ.

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Joined November 10, 2022
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James Seconde @SecondeJ@phpc.social
· 1w ago
Replying to
@asgrim@phpc.social @ian@phpc.social @mbeccati@phpc.social @dragonbe@phpc.social @eric@phparch.social @phpc@phpc.social @DaveLiddament@phpc.social I would say this is -very- timely given @ian@phpc.social 's post on Longhorn's finances. We need a combined approach to save conferences with the nightmare of fundraising
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James Seconde @SecondeJ@phpc.social
· 2w ago
The school holidays are over; it's time to go into fifth gear again. First up: Frankfurt, to speak about how wannabe tech influencers are taking away our humanity.
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James Seconde @SecondeJ@phpc.social
· 2mo ago

The more backend-exposed MCP servers in products I see, the more convinced I am that AI Prompt injection is going to be the de-facto replacement for SQL Injection.

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James Seconde @SecondeJ@phpc.social
· 3mo ago

It's time to talk about the future. If you're not a #php developer, why not have a brief history lesson, then look at the recent innovations that the entire community has created? The PHP Foundation is really building on a lot of people's work to make it an excellent choice - even outside web development.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc9b4DsieAY

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James Seconde @SecondeJ@phpc.social
· 2mo ago
Moving the #php language away from its new governance to an Open Source engine bankrolled by private Chinese money by a team that notoriously ended up having their own project forked because of ego trips does not, in fact, seem very good.
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James Seconde @SecondeJ@phpc.social
· 3mo ago
King Charles III to telephone Infantino to ask for Quansah's red card to simply not count.
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James Seconde @SecondeJ@phpc.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@denniskoch@phpc.social @grmpyprogrammer@yac.grumpy-learning.com I don't really feel like hype is useful for a productive or successful community. Likewise, I don't think "Urgent: PHP Drama" is a suitable name for a show either but hey ho.
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James Seconde @SecondeJ@phpc.social
· 2mo ago
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@ramsey@phpc.social @grmpyprogrammer@yac.grumpy-learning.com I remember the "called home" issue. This is that team.
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James Seconde @SecondeJ@phpc.social
· 3mo ago

What a couple of weeks it's been in PHP community land.

  1. Trailer for documentary only featuring white blokes

  2. All male conference (in the lineup advertised)

  3. Merch release contradicting the direction the foundation is trying to head in.

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James Seconde @SecondeJ@phpc.social
· 2mo ago

The UK has a problem with creating popularity contests for regions because one region always gets ignored. A region with the highest unemployment and poverty rates.

36 towns applied from the West Midlands to be UK Town of Culture.

None made the shortlist. None.

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James Seconde @SecondeJ@phpc.social
· 6mo ago

I did it. Finally. I tested out NativePHP. It absolutely blew my mind.

If you are a mobile developer that gets regularly driven up the wall by #Kotlin, or #Flutter or #Swift... you can pretty quickly now just learn #Laravel #php.

https://developer.vonage.com/en/blog/weird-science-building-android-apps-with-nativephp

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James Seconde @SecondeJ@phpc.social
· 6mo ago

Walk into British Heart Foundation in Halesowen.

See a copy of my favourite toy, my 1994 ferry port bought by my Grandpa for Christmas. Can't resist buying it for 3 quid.

Open it up. Also contains Matchbox Motorway 200 set. Hmm. The same set I set I also had.

See matchbox yellow Ryder rentals van.

It's my toys. I have purchased my own toys. I didn't even grow up in Halesowen.

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James Seconde @SecondeJ@phpc.social
· 2mo ago
https://www.mixcloud.com/mrsirrus/the-dev-radio-live-18-minimal-special/ Want background coding music? Listen to a recording of me live.
mixcloud.com
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James Seconde @SecondeJ@phpc.social
· 2mo ago
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@grmpyprogrammer@yac.grumpy-learning.com Very much so, except Facebook were never that bothered about pushing it. They only cared about it internally. I think they're looking for adoption, and there are some small signals that they might get it
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James Seconde @SecondeJ@phpc.social
· 7mo ago
"Klaus.... are we.... the baddies?"
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James Seconde @SecondeJ@phpc.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@afilina In very dark times, a brief glimpse of light.
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James Seconde @SecondeJ@phpc.social
· 3mo ago

The AI Bubble: as explained by SoftBank

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James Seconde @SecondeJ@phpc.social
· 6mo ago

Utter, utter slop. Burning the planet for no reason.

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James Seconde @SecondeJ@phpc.social
· 6mo ago

I mean, if you're going to attempt to profile me google then at least do it to some competent level.

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James Seconde @SecondeJ@phpc.social
· 7mo ago
I spoke to @thephpf@phpc.social 's @asgrim@phpc.social on what he's been working on (spoiler: I knew). So yeah, I decided to write my own native #PHP function for reasons. Find out how here: https://developer.vonage.com/en/blog/managing-php-extensions-is-as-easy-as-pie
developer.vonage.com
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James Seconde @SecondeJ@phpc.social
· 6mo ago

For my European developers considering US Conference travel: please note that it has now been confirmed that ICE will now be in US airports from today.

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James Seconde @SecondeJ@phpc.social
· 8mo ago
Live in just over an hour. https://www.twitch.tv/thedevradio/schedule?seriesID=7f0ccee5-55ed-4ef1-9112-9921f8fb0e7b
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James Seconde @SecondeJ@phpc.social
· 7mo ago

Props to
@nunomaduro@mastodon.social
for his continued work on making PEST a cracking #php tool.

https://developer.vonage.com/en/blog/supercharge-your-php-code-with-pest-mutation-testing

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James Seconde @SecondeJ@phpc.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@peach@phpc.social the problem is the slop is what the industry sees as attracting clicks. The content underneath is useless: e.g. I could just look at the release notes for Laravel 13. What's a slop AI image going to do to make me think you've got a valid point etc etc
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James Seconde @SecondeJ@phpc.social
· 6mo ago

Ruh-roh. Incoming Dev Radio Live: Dub Special on Friday.
Maybe the spring sunshine might even make it shine. If you live in a place with seasons, of course. If not, crack open a Red Stripe anyway.

https://www.twitch.tv/thedevradio/schedule?seriesID=7f0ccee5-55ed-4ef1-9112-9921f8fb0e7b

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James Seconde @SecondeJ@phpc.social
· 3mo ago
Live at 1.30pm BST. What's in the crate? Tune in for some summer bangers. https://www.twitch.tv/thedevradio/schedule?seriesID=7f0ccee5-55ed-4ef1-9112-9921f8fb0e7b
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James Seconde @SecondeJ@phpc.social
· 6mo ago
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James Seconde @SecondeJ@phpc.social
· 6mo ago

Irie developers, this Friday at 13.30 GMT your bredrin dev radio gon be throwing out fyre fi your ears pon the decks. Peace.

https://www.twitch.tv/thedevradio/schedule?seriesID=7f0ccee5-55ed-4ef1-9112-9921f8fb0e7b

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James Seconde @SecondeJ@phpc.social
· 2mo ago
Did not have "writing Kotlin and completing Gradle builds" on today's bingo card.
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James Seconde @SecondeJ@phpc.social
· 2mo ago
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@grmpyprogrammer@yac.grumpy-learning.comhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE1NDzEPZls
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James Seconde @SecondeJ@phpc.social
· 6mo ago
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@regis@phpc.social because I've been interacting with this slop, the algorithm now thinks I want mountains of wannabe laravel influencers posting chat slop from the release notes that absolutely anybody could post
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James Seconde @SecondeJ@phpc.social
· 2mo ago
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@denniskoch@phpc.social It was about generics and TypePHP, and adding "drama" to it isn't helping the community.
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James Seconde @SecondeJ@phpc.social
· 2mo ago

I still marvel at my ability to cry every single time I listen to "Sometimes" by James, and there is absolutely no reason behind it.

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James Seconde @SecondeJ@phpc.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@peach@phpc.social Yes. Yes, I did.
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